How fucking dare you make fun of my lord and savior Jesus Christ. He died on the cross for my and your sins you fucking peice of shit. You can’t fucking do that you fucking fuck. Go fuck yourself you fuck!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!! ANTICHRIST!!! YEA, YOUR THE ANTICHRIST YOU FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO GO FUCK UP ISREAL YOU FUCKING FUCK. BOBY BITCHEMSOMS = 666 666 666 PISS WHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR GONA BURN IN HELL FOREVER YOU LARGE FUCK. You are an ass crack. You know what an ass crack is bitch? Thats exactly what you look like. Piss whole!!!!! You should go shuve your face up someon’s fucking ass you fucking fuck of a fucking fucker fucky fuck fuck fucker fucky fucker fucky fucker fucky fuck fuck!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!! YOUR LEADING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE INTO HELL YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!! YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO DO THAT YOU FUCKING BASTARD GO FUCK YOUR SELF OR FUCK A TREE OR FUCK YOUR WIFE!!!!!!!! GO FUCK THE FLYING SPHIGETTI MONSTER YOU FUCK!!!!!! -Guido Arbia
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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I’m an Atheist and I don’t judge people on the they’re beliefs alone, I prefer to judge on actions and fundamentalist groups of religions tend to more often than not act in an irrational sometimes dangerous way, just look at the ID movement, all it really is is an attempt to convert the whole of the USA to Christianity forcibly.
If they honestly want to be taken seriously they have to start giving REAL evidence, twisting quotes, using antiquated fallen theorys and blatant lies dont count as evidence.
About Satan, I found this interesting little site with infinately more credability than Creation Science:- http://www.bushisantichrist.com/
that bushisantichrist site is rather cool, huh? i’d be scared f i didn’t think the antichrist was just another alarmist bullshit faerie-tale.
and BLR id still trying to tell us all that she’s the reincarnation of the Virgin Mary, protected by her elite circle of “prayer warriors”? wow. i though scientology was wierd. this woman should be in an asylum.
Maybe she is an outpatient?
the problem is that if what she says is true, then you have to take into account the teams of evil demon-assassins sent from Hell to kill her before she can give birth to the second coming. and the dark sorcerers who want to sacrifice her blood to their evil, ancient gods in exchange for power and immortality. and while we’re into all this religio-conspiracy crap, let’s throw some vampires in there. and werewolves. hell, why not faeries as well, since they show up in just as many mythologies.
you see, if religions were telling the truth, there would be so many possibilities for a more interesting world. a world probably something like a blend between Underworld, Constantine and The Crow, but more interesting nonetheless.
i’ll stop embarassing myself with my fondness for cheesey supernatural action-flicks now.
BLR says…”Ok, you are imbecilic. You are illogical.”
…..Anyone else think that’s rather funny, coming from her?
Bring back the faeries!
And the winged dragons.
Actually, Gill, I find just about EVERYTHING BLR says rather funny.
Dont you think your being rather harsh? As an unbias observer i think you should loosen up and alow other people to have there say. So what if they belive something different to you? Why is it more probable that the univerce was created by ‘God’ than by ‘a giant sphigetti monster’? Its so judgmental of you to sentence people to eternal damnation for voicing there opinion. And even if you do feel that strongly about something its not acceptable to talk to anyone like that, all they did was highlight the irony of the situation.
You say ‘fuck’ alot. It doesnt reflect well on Christianity.
Looks as though ‘Well im Interested’ has maybe sent his/her message to the wrong site.
Loosen up and allow other people to have their say??? That’s what its all about.
More likely the world was created by the FSM instead of God.
Who says anyone can sentence people to eternal damnation? - Whatever that might be!
And why not acceptable?
And where’s the fucking irony?
Does it all reflect well on the FSM?
Princess M– A very good point.
hmmmm……bad grammar, crap spelling, lots of swearing……WAIT and the suggestion that our religion is a anti-christ satanic type of cult.
Don’t see that in hate mail everyday.
-chapter 5 is done.
“Judge not lest yeself be judged?”
Amen
If you turn on that thing that reads text and use it on the first post it’s really funny.
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It’s like stephen hawkins having a hissy-fit.
Typical good christian boy, this Guido Arbia fellow. It’s what we’ve come to expect. A foul-mouthed slack-jaw worried about other fine christians being led into hell. Go play in the street.
Must be speleng n gramur arnt taught in sundae skool?
Are all christians this good at writing complaints?
Most of them are. Sometimes, when the hate mail is slow, we write christian messages to each other. Like this “U fu*king stoopid assses will burn in hell u fu*king faggots cuz u r sooo stoopid HAHAHAHA LOL. i fu*ked ur stoopid spgheti moster n kiled it cuz it wuz a stoopid fagot to. HAHAHAHAH LOL!!!!!!!!!!” Once in a while we get one who can spell, and who can put up a least a little fight. They don’t stick around either. We need a good christian who can debate. Not an easy thing to find.