How fucking dare you make fun of my lord and savior Jesus Christ. He died on the cross for my and your sins you fucking peice of shit. You can’t fucking do that you fucking fuck. Go fuck yourself you fuck!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!! ANTICHRIST!!! YEA, YOUR THE ANTICHRIST YOU FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO GO FUCK UP ISREAL YOU FUCKING FUCK. BOBY BITCHEMSOMS = 666 666 666 PISS WHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR GONA BURN IN HELL FOREVER YOU LARGE FUCK. You are an ass crack. You know what an ass crack is bitch? Thats exactly what you look like. Piss whole!!!!! You should go shuve your face up someon’s fucking ass you fucking fuck of a fucking fucker fucky fuck fuck fucker fucky fucker fucky fucker fucky fuck fuck!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!! YOUR LEADING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE INTO HELL YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!! YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO DO THAT YOU FUCKING BASTARD GO FUCK YOUR SELF OR FUCK A TREE OR FUCK YOUR WIFE!!!!!!!! GO FUCK THE FLYING SPHIGETTI MONSTER YOU FUCK!!!!!! -Guido Arbia
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
I forgot to mention that I have a new shirt.
and a rather excellent pair of socks from Himleys of Worthington.
They do cravats as well.
In blue.
This is not about your opinion. This is about truth.
You cannot determine why a baby is born speaking about God and being back before anyone ever says anything about God to her. You cannot jump to conclusions of why miracles, so many miracles happened around her that even the priests are amazed. No, you can’t. So those who go around pretending to be know it alls, just who gave you the go ahead to think so?
Yeah you tell ‘em. Bleedin’ waverers.
As far as Satanists or atheists go, let’s see how sane they are by acting like anyone else is not. NO, you are cracked.
I am not happy and you act like you’ve done nothing wrong?
Ok, you are imbecilic. You are illogical. You are not even concerned with what makes believers so devoted to Christ.
SO the guy told you off, You do it all the damn time. Hear me? I said damn, that is right. Cause you are acting like you have all the answers. Get a clue and by the way, not everyone thinks like you either. If you saw me praying and saying God heal my lungs Amen and then immediately two handfuls of black goo poured out of my mouth. You might think twice about healing powers of God.
So what is your point? You keep harping on there is no God yet there are enough believers to say there is a God. Me, for one will never change my mind. Satanists have beaten me, mistreated me, stolen from me, hurt me over and over with evil comments. Why should I like them? They are not nice.
NOT AT ALL> so if I act defensive, I am not letting them hurt me again. I am warning you who did this to me back in school, it will not happen again. Next time, you try that,
you will be sorry.
It’s excellent, this floating about in cyberspace with my cloak of invisibility and a meat and potato pie.
Tell Satan to stop victimizing believers, and while you are at it, stop being so assinine.
wooo
Truth be told. Oh yes, I swear to God, I know who God is.
I know the truth too. I was born telling my mother that God sent me back. Were you? NO. Are you an expert on dying and reincarnation? No. Are you around those who pray to God and prove he is listening? No. Are you even aware there are those who are in a circle of prayer warriors who know that Mary is back? No. Are you even going to stop making accusations and slandering my good name on here with your ridciculous assumptions? You better.
Wow. I just love how religious Zealots are so eloquent in their arguments, expressing their points intelligently with facts. Not to mention how polite they are.
Yes but does Santa have piles? Answer that smarty pants!
BLR,
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Lay off Satan. Let’s remember who wrote the book about him, God. Taking the Bible’s account of Satan is like claiming you understand Americans because you watch Al Jazeera. Wait, did I just equate Satan with the US?
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Anyway, don’t discount Satan until you get to know him. Invite him over for a BBQ, Saturday night poker, or your favorite nephew’s birthday. Personally, I hung out with Satan last Monday. We had some beers and caught the game on TV. He’s a decent guy, but he did bogart the cheetos.
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OEJ
“I know the truth too. I was born telling my mother that God sent me back. Were you? NO. Are you an expert on dying and reincarnation? No. Are you around those who pray to God and prove he is listening? No.”
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True. The thing is, *you* aren’t either. But you reminded me that I haven’t been listening to my Madonna album for quite a long time. Thanks Fatima!
I like Satan, too, although I don’t think he is an American. It is that big, long tail that gets in the way at parties, though, that makes him a less than desirable guest. And, women (and some men) don’t like him as a lover because his come is ice cold. Other than that, he is pretty swell.
A large number of believers does not a truth make. As you can see by the great numbers that sign up to crew this great galleon of the pastafarian truth.
Many babies are indoctrinated to believe in non-existant truths (of many religions) from the day that they are born.
RAmen
Sorry, but this is all utter bollocks and I’m off to bed.
Satan’s not so bad, the christians just want to give him a bad name because he doesn’t believe in them.
RAmen