How fucking dare you make fun of my lord and savior Jesus Christ. He died on the cross for my and your sins you fucking peice of shit. You can’t fucking do that you fucking fuck. Go fuck yourself you fuck!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!! ANTICHRIST!!! YEA, YOUR THE ANTICHRIST YOU FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO GO FUCK UP ISREAL YOU FUCKING FUCK. BOBY BITCHEMSOMS = 666 666 666 PISS WHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR GONA BURN IN HELL FOREVER YOU LARGE FUCK. You are an ass crack. You know what an ass crack is bitch? Thats exactly what you look like. Piss whole!!!!! You should go shuve your face up someon’s fucking ass you fucking fuck of a fucking fucker fucky fuck fuck fucker fucky fucker fucky fucker fucky fuck fuck!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!! YOUR LEADING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE INTO HELL YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!! YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO DO THAT YOU FUCKING BASTARD GO FUCK YOUR SELF OR FUCK A TREE OR FUCK YOUR WIFE!!!!!!!! GO FUCK THE FLYING SPHIGETTI MONSTER YOU FUCK!!!!!! -Guido Arbia
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Yes, interesting use of the word “shuve”.
hey, i have a new math problem
Guido+terets+Jesus=one really messed up guy with no friends
oh wait, i forgot to mention a million f-bombs as well. man, i fucked that up
Smite’em all and let the FSM sort’em out!(38 fucks,that’s more than I’ve had all week)
With a mouth like that it must have been a hard death.
I must apologize for my limited vocabulary. You see, at the time, I was much younger and did not have the ability to write as I can now. Although it is true that I was being very immature it is also true that my writing was suffiscient for you. You see, you people simply lack the intellegence to comprehend anything beyond the level of what I have written, but now, I shall battle against your rediculous church with a zeal that you have never seen before.
Wow, hi Guido.
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I see you’re still a retard! How cool for you!
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I love it when people can’t even be arsed to check whether they spelt “intelligence” correctly.
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I’ve shit better idiots than you, child. Why not just fuck off before we make you cry?
this has got to be the funniest thread i’ve ever laid eyes on…ever. Guido, you are the most degenerate example of human genetic failings that i have ever come across. the stillborn two-headed foetus with a tail was of immeasurably greater value to society than yourself, and i wait with bated breath for the “zeal you have never seen before” that you have promised us. I thought the obese earthquake girl was bad…you are beyond all belief.
If the saying ‘laughter is the best medicine’ is true then FSMism should have a better health record than even the scientologists claim
Hmmmm, just did a little Google digging on our boy Guido. Seems like he’s been banished from at least one other forum.
The Forum’s Admin’s response to Guido’s plea to be reinstated was, “No Way!”.
See? There is justice.
Ra’men
Love thy neighbor Guido. Either that or loosen up a bit, like me. After all I did allow the crusades, didn’t I?
This is my fist visit to the site..
I’m @ work..
I laughed my ass of ..
That has made my day..
OH man.. that’s funny.
Apparently, Guido grew a pair since March. Maybe he can amaze us with his superior “intellegence”. Or not. I wonder if his personal Jesus has forgiven him? Or is Jesus forcing him to do penance with a weak appology? Or is he simply a numpty? For answers to these questions and more, please stay tuned for further updates.
RAmen and pass the Parmesan
“…loosen up a bit, like me. After all I did allow the crusades, didn’t I?”
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Yeah, JC, you musta been stoned outta your goddamn mind *that* day…
“you people simply lack the intellegence to comprehend anything beyond the level of what I have written, but now, I shall battle against your rediculous church with a zeal that you have never seen before”
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I look forwards to making you look stupid at every trun!
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I will simply start by asking Do you truely believe that Mary was a virgin?
Well, this shows the diversities of the world…
@ Guido
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Quote: You see, you people simply lack the intellegence to comprehend anything beyond the level of what I have written,
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What??? Can you please swear a little more so my stupid little brain can understand what you’re saying? I simply lack the intelligence to comprehend anything beyond the word ‘fuck’ typed thirty eight times in one post. Sorry for the inconvenience.
wow, guido shure has a lot of intelligence, not. and this is christ speaking, not the antichrist
Oh joy. Oh joy, joy, joy. Pass me the pirate hat, the asthma medication and the copy of 1001 Ways To Spot Someone Making An Unfeasible Tit Of Themselves In Public.
I haven’t laughed so much since the FSM knows when. Sign me up!
It seems that you are judging my intelligence based on your displeasure with my writing style and my alledged crappy spelling. This clearly demonstrates that you are not an authority on any type of intelligence whatsoever. A person’s intelligence is not to be judged based on a few spelling errors. Your problem is that you are a bunch of stuck up bastards making the pretense of being highly educated.
Maybe you aren’t aware of this, but your belief in the Flying Sphagetti Monster is not in any way a single bit of a threat towards Christianity. History records that the gospel of Christ has been attacked for centuries, yet it has still stood strong. You have to be a complete moron not to come to the saving knowledge of Jesus Christ, and those types of morons do not deserve to be in heaven. God has chosen fools as his children for a reason, and that is to make those who appear wise into complete idiots. Not only will they burn in the fiery pits of hell for all eternity, but they will suffer the mental anguish of knowing that they rejected the one who loved them most. Why should a loving God force heaven upon anyone?
And if it appears that I have said anything that is against my beliefs or what I have written in this message and the one before it, that person is not me. He is an imposture. I know that some of you will attempt to make me look dumb by impersonating me. Therefore this style of writing is given as evidence of my true identity.