How fucking dare you make fun of my lord and savior Jesus Christ. He died on the cross for my and your sins you fucking peice of shit. You can’t fucking do that you fucking fuck. Go fuck yourself you fuck!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!! ANTICHRIST!!! YEA, YOUR THE ANTICHRIST YOU FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO GO FUCK UP ISREAL YOU FUCKING FUCK. BOBY BITCHEMSOMS = 666 666 666 PISS WHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR GONA BURN IN HELL FOREVER YOU LARGE FUCK. You are an ass crack. You know what an ass crack is bitch? Thats exactly what you look like. Piss whole!!!!! You should go shuve your face up someon’s fucking ass you fucking fuck of a fucking fucker fucky fuck fuck fucker fucky fucker fucky fucker fucky fuck fuck!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!! YOUR LEADING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE INTO HELL YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!! YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO DO THAT YOU FUCKING BASTARD GO FUCK YOUR SELF OR FUCK A TREE OR FUCK YOUR WIFE!!!!!!!! GO FUCK THE FLYING SPHIGETTI MONSTER YOU FUCK!!!!!! -Guido Arbia
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Dear Guido,
Please refrain from writing comments when you are not on your daily dose of thorizine.
Wow…right after he sent that comment I bet his head exploded like that guy in “Scanners”
the part I can’t stop laughing at is “YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!!!”
Thats the greatest comment I have ever read in my entire life
Wasn’t “Guido” the name of that alien that Han Solo killed near the begining of Star Wars IV?
Wow. I’m without words. He actually sat there at a keyboard and typed “You should go shuve your face up someon’s fucking ass you fucking fuck of a fucking fucker fucky fuck fuck fucker fucky fucker fucky fucker fucky fuck fuck!!!!! ”
How many drafts do you suppose he wrote?
Ahahahhahahahahaahahahahaah!
This is funnier then anything I’ve seen.
Idiot.
Midget in Pirate Regalia -
Comments like yours should carry labels: “WARNING: May cause milk to spray out of your nose”. I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time.
I don’t think it’s a question of how many drafts he wrote, but how many drafts he drank. Budweiser will do that to you.
Isn’t there some rule in christianity about not swearing?? Maybe I’m wrong. But wow. This guy is completely cracked.
Oh my! Jesus must be covering his eyes and shaking his head over this one. He’s probably thinking, “Mental note to self - Smite Guido, he’s batshit crazy.”
” YOUR GONA BURN IN HELL FOREVER YOU LARGE FUCK.”
How is that so? in your religon all we have to do is say a couple hail marys and your on your way to heaven supposedly.
Why are you spamming us anyways, none of your spam will alter our decsion on what to believe. Do you think your god wants you to force people to believe in him? If he created us then why would he give us the ability to think for ourselves and not believe?
Ive been to many chruches/sinagogs/ceremonies with many religions for i was looking for some guidance yet i found the same thing. Every chruch or sinagog i went to, half way through these guys pass around baskets, and no its not to put trash in, they ask you for your money. Lets say a church is about to go broke, isnt that gods will? Why would he want a church that praised him to go broke?
Who wrote the bible? OH lemme guess what your going to say “there were scriptures that depicted his life.” EHH wrong, couldve as easily been a fairy tale or good night story. And yes, there couldve been a man named “god” or “jesus”. OMG you know what would be cool? if we wrote about how david blane did all these cool things and give them stale bread and wine! Maybe there will one day be a religon made for him because the future finds these scriptures and make a bible.
God didn’t make earth/the universe/heaven. He has to BE SOMEWHERE to make something. where was god when he made earth? the universe you may say, where was god when he made the universe? you may say heaven, where was he when he made heaven? mm he had to be somewhere to make something.
So frankly my friend, the FSM is as real as your god.
Oh my, golly gee! He must be mad or something. Was it something Bobby said?
what the hell man? chill out will you? crazy fundies…
this is the funniest thing iv ever read on this website EVER
i can imagine this guildo person typing this comment, his face turning red, the keyboard falling apart, and his ass shitting his pants with the anger and all that shit
hilarious
Oh gods. . . this is fucking hilarious. . . just the sort of reaction one might expect from somebody who’s brain has been stuffed full of bible belts. . .
My favorite quote - “How fucking dare you make fun of my lord and savior Jesus Christ. He died on the cross for my and your sins you fucking peice of shit. You can’t fucking do that you fucking fuck.”
Well. . . how dare *he* make fun of That which is Noodly? *nod self*
This is funny!
I’ve never found someone so fond of fucking as him.
I withdraw my last comment, the next one is worse.
“Budweiser will do that to you. ”
Yar, and only a landlubber would be botherin’ to drink that swill, ‘nyhow! No pirate worth ‘is salt would wander from Dewar whiskey, Appleton rum, and Guinness long ‘nough to swallow th’ ol’ man’s runoff that is Budweiser!
Unless we be havin’ ‘nother round o’ Alexander Keith’s!
1.Fuck? Well, sexual intercourse is nice. Please “fuck” me. Would make me happy.
2. Jesus is dead. Very dead. More than 2000 years of dead. He still is, and for every day that passes by, he reaches new levels of dead. He is deader than ever, and by dying twice, he must be just a little more dead than everyone else. However, his death and his rather obscure reasons to reach this level of deadness has very little to do with modern day. He is dead. Get over it.
3. Human beings cannot be “peice of shit” since feces do not think, it is simply piles of remains produced into a brown substance, easy for the body to push out.
4. Bobby is not Antichrist, but those are flattening words.
I am sure he appriciates them.
5.Ass crack? A hole between to buns. Scientific name: Anus
Humans cannot be a crack since then they would be air inbetween the buns, thus void. Bobby is not made of void.
6. Bobby is not a prostitue, ho, whore, harlot, etc. Therefore, the term “bitch” is out of question. Please keep yourself to proper terms when adressing someone outside that type of labor.
7.”Piss whole” is not acceptable english. Please use proper terms.
8.In logical means, one cannot send people to hell since it only exists in tales to frighten children and/or one or two dumbarse.
9. Bastard has several meanings; a type of sword, hybrid, out-of-marriage child, traitor and several others. You probably meant: A sort of muffin.
10.Sphigetti? Who’s that? Some italian guy?
11.There are several words overused and mispelled. Please check these next time. Thank you, FSM is watching over you and will send you to the real actual hell shortly. Have a good day.
12. Gosh, why do I even bother… In other news, Jesus is still dead.
I’m glad this website exists, it has had me non-stop laughing from all this serious religious debate about a Spaghetti Monster… oh thank you everyone for these wonderful days
LMFAO wtf?!?! is this guy emptying out his closet on you or somethin? wow.. that was the best comment ever