How fucking dare you make fun of my lord and savior Jesus Christ. He died on the cross for my and your sins you fucking peice of shit. You can’t fucking do that you fucking fuck. Go fuck yourself you fuck!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!! ANTICHRIST!!! YEA, YOUR THE ANTICHRIST YOU FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO GO FUCK UP ISREAL YOU FUCKING FUCK. BOBY BITCHEMSOMS = 666 666 666 PISS WHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR GONA BURN IN HELL FOREVER YOU LARGE FUCK. You are an ass crack. You know what an ass crack is bitch? Thats exactly what you look like. Piss whole!!!!! You should go shuve your face up someon’s fucking ass you fucking fuck of a fucking fucker fucky fuck fuck fucker fucky fucker fucky fucker fucky fuck fuck!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!! YOUR LEADING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE INTO HELL YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!! YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO DO THAT YOU FUCKING BASTARD GO FUCK YOUR SELF OR FUCK A TREE OR FUCK YOUR WIFE!!!!!!!! GO FUCK THE FLYING SPHIGETTI MONSTER YOU FUCK!!!!!! -Guido Arbia
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Did anyone else try speaking it out loud and realize how incredibly funny it truly is? Especially if you use a Evangelical accent.
I could hardly finish it I was laughing far too hard.
“I will simply start by asking Do you truely believe that Mary was a virgin?”
Seriously… unplanned pregnancies.. BEST EXCUSE. “but i swear.. it’s god’s”
yeah alice, i was reading it to my boyfriend on the phone, he thought i was having an asthma attack.
if “the holy bible” is true, i have proof Satan wrote at least part of it (at least creation)
if your “god” is what it is said to be, he will never have anything to do with the occult, right?
Satan does, the story of “creation” was (according to your believe) at least 6 days before the existence of human beings, and thousands of years before someone wrote them down
how could they have known that, you catholics might say he signed it down to earth, writing something signed to you by some (holy) spirit is called automatic writing, automatic writing is considered the occult, god doesn’t do that, Satan does,
You have been trusting the wrong god,
All hail His Noodly Appendage
RAmen
it’s a real shame Guido Arbia decided to claim he didn’t write the first comment, but it’s sure still as funny as hello (oh gosh ~ a pun)
Blessed Be
snake
i keep my name in lowercase in honour of the Goddess
grrrrrrrrr…… that shold have read: funny as hell
Goodness such anger!!! Does this mean jesus endorses the word “fuck” 78,000,000 times in one hate letter? What a strange religeon…
Guido is proof of a Supreme Being (of your choice)
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There is no other explanation for his continued existance other than Divine Providence providing a Spirit to sit on his shoulder and whisper in his ear:
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“Breathe in.”
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“Breathe out.”
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“Breathe …”
Wow. That was amazing! So much stupid, fit into just a small paragraph!
I feel like doing a total “fuck” count, but it would take way too long. But still:
“fucking fuck of a fucking fucker fucky fuck fuck fucker fucky fucker fucky fucker fucky fuck fuck!!!!! FUCK” 16 fucks. Damn!
Apparently even the crazy fundies can’t handle this guy lol:
http://www.evcforum.net/cgi-bin/dm.cgi?action=msg&f=19&t=391&m=1
…however, the New York Times is shocked by how little he complains off the internet:
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=990CE0D9123CF93BA1575BC0A963958260&sec=&spon=&pagewanted=1
Truly, a mysterious creature, is Guido Arbia.