Good or bad? I saw on your website that you have 100 to 200 emails a day, so who knows how much cash you must be raking in from corny merchandise. However, your religion is not one that i would like to follow. You put down a lot of theories, like Christianity and Darwinism, but frankly, even you are a small, small fish in a big ocean. Take Catholics for instance. Do you have a small country entirely devoted to the worship of your god? I didn’t think so. To me, your religion is just a corny spinoff of Christianity, a relatively well founded one. Since you will probably take no notice of this email anyway, I had better stop wasting my time. Just remember, You arent really as big as you assume. -Zak PS: I could start poking holes in your corny theory on request, but that would just be unsporting.
Good or bad? I saw
Published by Bobby Henderson March 25th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 24 Comments
24 Responses to “Good or bad? I saw”
Good idea! I think a small country should be formed with FSMism as the state-sponsored religion. Bobby could be its Pope.
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I second the motion to get ourselves a country…but why a small one? I think Canada could quicly be converted. Plus if its Canada I don’t have to move.
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I third the motion
P.S. I could poke holes in your theroy aswell.
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Darwinism? Religion? What did you smoke?
You can’t poke holes on FSM, since FSM changes so much on facts noone can ever prove anything.
The romans persecuted the christians, and who worships Jupiter now? It will all happen again, but with Pastafarism raising above all others, and this time, the world will be ours, forever, matey!
Harrrr! Sink thar land-lubbers!
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>Do you have a small country entirely devoted to the worship of your god?
No we have a decent sized country devoted to FSM, it’s called Italy and we even let your God’s have a country there because we’re tolerant of other’s beliefs.
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see, now thats better, poite hate mail. I’m glad people take the time and effort to slag off our religion properly.
THANKS.
P.S having a country devoted to pastafarism is a wonderful idea, i think it should be Luxembourg, (i hope i spelled that right.)
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well, this one may be a polite dumbass who is incapable of recognising satire, but he is still a humourless dumbass.
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Italy gave a part of Roma to Christianism and nothing to the other religions ! That’s unfair !!!
Each district of Roma should be attributed to a religion : Monti for Judaism, Trevi for Buddhism, Borgo for Hinduism, Regola for Pastafarism, and so on…
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@alsachti
While Italy has a nice climate etc. our ambitions are a bit wider. We’re going to take over the whole world, lock, stock and barrel. Except the bible belt in the US. We’ll just put up a high fence around that and make it into a sort of wild park where pirates can take safari tours to look at the strange creatures that live inside. Safari goers would be allowed to come close to the fundies and feed them bananas, like to monkeys in a zoo. Quite fitting for species that has only barely evolved beyond apes.
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Dang! DPG.
You get the best ideas.
I’ve been trying to put together a summery of the P.P. polices to date.
But I keep getting sidetracked, when I do get it together I’ll post it at the yahoo place.
A lot of good stuff to date!
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Peter Popoff
Future Prez an’ Stuff
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I like the idea of cordoning off the Bible Belt. I’ve got some Bible-thumping relatives there, and I could visit them on safari.
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@ Saucy Wench – I live in the Bible Belt!! Can I please be excused from the cordoning off thing? :)
@ DPG – same message for you. Please don’t lock me up with these people! It’s bad enough to have to live by their laws (for example, in my city it’s illegal to drink beer on public property. Really.).
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Rowdy Wench
Apr 10th, 2007 at 8:53 pm
@ Saucy Wench – I live in the Bible Belt!! Can I please be excused from the cordoning off thing? :)
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Rowdy, as a wench you’d get a ticket of course. So if you wanted to stay in your place you could come and go as you please! Or you’d swap homes with some fundy living outside the belt. Don’t want to have them running loose do we?
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@Rowdy
Of course, we’ll get you out of there. What’s the point of feeding bananas or throwing coconuts to a normal, sensible person? You’d really have no place in that wild park at all.
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I do like the prospect of safari going there and feeding the primitives. It might interfere a bit with some of their occult rituals. Imagine a truck of tourists driving up to a church on Sunday morning and starting to throw bananas at the congregation. Or the priest getting hit by cocnut while adressing the church goers. We’ll have to take precautions to ensure that bible belt tourism doesn’t completely destroy the fundies natural habitat. But then they’re not exactly an endangered species are they.
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DPG, not YET. We just need to work hard at making them so.
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Do you think we could experiment a bit to make them a little more evolved exciting when they are spouting their holey book for the tourists. Maybe something long the lines of what Flacco suggests
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Superhumans
http://www.abc.net.au/rn/scienceshow/stories/2006/1712679.htm
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Flacco is a bit of a fundie though:
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Flacco – intelligent design
http://www.abc.net.au/rn/scienceshow/stories/2006/1691907.htm
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@Zak
“PS: I could start poking holes in your corny theory on request, but that would just be unsporting.”
I request that you poke holes in and make sport of our corny theory. Just don’t expect me not to poke holes in or make sport of your corny religion.
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Exactly how does one go about creating their own country?
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I believe you claim a plot of land and refuse to pay taxes or money to the current owner. If you are strong enough to keep it, it is yours.
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BBQ ANY1?
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I don’t think we need to assume anything about our size, we can look a site traffic records and what not. Also, I think it’s still sporting if we request it, which I do.
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Note that Pastafarianism is only a couple years old. Do you think there was a whole country that worshiped God when Catholicism was new?
Think.
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Etay, valid point except that you’re forgetting that Judaism, fairly big before Christianity, worships the same God as Christianity. In any case, yes, we are young. However, I must admit that I am impressed with this hate-mailer’s dignity with which he (if it is safe to assume that “Zak” is male) wrote.
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Catholics had rulers, Inquisitions, Crusades, and popes to back them up. FSM has only been around for a couple years.
Besides, we never said that we were big anyway.
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