Good or bad? I saw on your website that you have 100 to 200 emails a day, so who knows how much cash you must be raking in from corny merchandise. However, your religion is not one that i would like to follow. You put down a lot of theories, like Christianity and Darwinism, but frankly, even you are a small, small fish in a big ocean. Take Catholics for instance. Do you have a small country entirely devoted to the worship of your god? I didn’t think so. To me, your religion is just a corny spinoff of Christianity, a relatively well founded one. Since you will probably take no notice of this email anyway, I had better stop wasting my time. Just remember, You arent really as big as you assume. -Zak PS: I could start poking holes in your corny theory on request, but that would just be unsporting.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
I don’t think we need to assume anything about our size, we can look a site traffic records and what not. Also, I think it’s still sporting if we request it, which I do.
Note that Pastafarianism is only a couple years old. Do you think there was a whole country that worshiped God when Catholicism was new?
Think.
Etay, valid point except that you’re forgetting that Judaism, fairly big before Christianity, worships the same God as Christianity. In any case, yes, we are young. However, I must admit that I am impressed with this hate-mailer’s dignity with which he (if it is safe to assume that “Zak” is male) wrote.
Catholics had rulers, Inquisitions, Crusades, and popes to back them up. FSM has only been around for a couple years.
Besides, we never said that we were big anyway.