Comments on: Flying Spaghetti Monster? Hah! More http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/ Fri, 19 Mar 2010 01:17:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Trevor http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-893214 Trevor Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:24:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-893214 "The one and TRUE god will roast you on a SPIT!" may the FSM have pity on this man's poor soul... but the FSM will certainly not roast anybody on a spit, because FSMism is one of the few religions that tolerates all. For FSM's sake... this is SO hilarious. “The one and TRUE god will roast you on a SPIT!”

may the FSM have pity on this man’s poor soul… but the FSM will certainly not roast anybody on a spit, because FSMism is one of the few religions that tolerates all. For FSM’s sake… this is SO hilarious.

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]]> By: ME DUH http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-438507 ME DUH Sat, 10 May 2008 14:38:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-438507 I didn't know God had a spit! He must have stolen it from Satan! Is it just me, or have the 2 switched places? And yeah, it's "piety" not "piousness", genius. What a "moran". Don't worry, religion doesn't need our help to give it a bad name! PL&P!! RAmen. I didn’t know God had a spit! He must have stolen it from Satan! Is it just me, or have the 2 switched places?
And yeah, it’s “piety” not “piousness”, genius. What a “moran”.
Don’t worry, religion doesn’t need our help to give it a bad name!
PL&P!!
RAmen.

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]]> By: Count Crisco http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-334434 Count Crisco Sat, 15 Mar 2008 06:24:30 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-334434 "Hah! More like Flying Stupid Monster!" Wow! That must have taken a long time to think of! "God will roast you on a SPIT!" You sound more like a Satanist to me... P.S. How can you spell piousness but not moron? "It’s morans like you who give religion a bad name." “Hah! More like Flying Stupid Monster!”
Wow! That must have taken a long time to think of!
“God will roast you on a SPIT!”
You sound more like a Satanist to me…
P.S. How can you spell piousness but not moron? “It’s morans like you who give religion a bad name.”

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]]> By: Commodore Angryy http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-184857 Commodore Angryy Mon, 03 Sep 2007 05:33:17 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-184857 Remember people, the one true god only roasts us on a spit because he loves us. Remember people, the one true god only roasts us on a spit because he loves us.

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]]> By: Stereotypical Environmentalist... http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-184844 Stereotypical Environmentalist... Mon, 03 Sep 2007 04:53:48 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-184844 I certainly do love tollerance. I certainly do love tollerance.

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]]> By: Etay http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-184777 Etay Mon, 03 Sep 2007 00:40:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-184777 What a horrible attempt at an insult. What a horrible attempt at an insult.

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]]> By: El Peatieablo http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-184758 El Peatieablo Sun, 02 Sep 2007 23:52:06 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-184758 Did religion have a good name to begin with or something? Did religion have a good name to begin with or something?

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]]> By: jesus christ http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-19896 jesus christ Mon, 27 Nov 2006 21:04:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-19896 @calum, hairy scotsman . i see your point on making fun of religions. i make fun of religion all the time and most of what i say is true, yet i am aim it at the the fundamentalists and for the christians and people of other religions with common sense i will say that i respect their view of the world. . i'm sorry to ask this, but your sister was thought to be a witch? are you referring to the salem witch trials or something that actually happened. i don't mean to sound like i'm making fun of you (which i'm not for you are a cool guy), but what happened to your sister? @calum, hairy scotsman
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i see your point on making fun of religions. i make fun of religion all the time and most of what i say is true, yet i am aim it at the the fundamentalists and for the christians and people of other religions with common sense i will say that i respect their view of the world.
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i’m sorry to ask this, but your sister was thought to be a witch? are you referring to the salem witch trials or something that actually happened. i don’t mean to sound like i’m making fun of you (which i’m not for you are a cool guy), but what happened to your sister?

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]]> By: Calum, hairy Scotsman http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-19880 Calum, hairy Scotsman Mon, 27 Nov 2006 20:08:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-19880 I love parodies of all forms; it's an amazing world in which we live. My dad often said that it's differences that make life interesting, and it's kinda been my personal philosophy since the idea sank into my head. OK, I take the mickey out of the Christians a lot; that's for a reason. My elder sister has had verbal abuse and in fact stones flung at her due to rumours that she is a witch, and even now the Vatican still hasn't apologised for the witch-burnings. Until they do, I reserve the right to dislike them and crack jokes about them. Pastafarianism, on the other hand, strikes me as what Dad calls 'good clean fun' - and a nice spaghetti bolognese is definitely easier to digest than cardboard-flavour biscuits. I love parodies of all forms; it’s an amazing world in which we live. My dad often said that it’s differences that make life interesting, and it’s kinda been my personal philosophy since the idea sank into my head.

OK, I take the mickey out of the Christians a lot; that’s for a reason. My elder sister has had verbal abuse and in fact stones flung at her due to rumours that she is a witch, and even now the Vatican still hasn’t apologised for the witch-burnings. Until they do, I reserve the right to dislike them and crack jokes about them.

Pastafarianism, on the other hand, strikes me as what Dad calls ‘good clean fun’ – and a nice spaghetti bolognese is definitely easier to digest than cardboard-flavour biscuits.

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]]> By: Becca http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-19877 Becca Mon, 27 Nov 2006 19:56:43 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-19877 Im a christian and obviously believe in God, however i think its good that people are starting to think there are other possible ways that the earth was created! So FSM should keep going! woo becca xx Im a christian and obviously believe in God, however i think its good that people are starting to think there are other possible ways that the earth was created! So FSM should keep going! woo
becca xx

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]]> By: jesus christ http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-19872 jesus christ Mon, 27 Nov 2006 19:17:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-19872 thanks for your support, calum RAmen thanks for your support, calum
RAmen

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]]> By: jesus christ http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-19871 jesus christ Mon, 27 Nov 2006 19:16:35 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-19871 hey man, don't make fun of my death. i died for your sins man. . jk, i don't know what was so great about the death of jesus. you have sympathy for his death, but it's not like he was the 'only' person to be on the cross hey man, don’t make fun of my death. i died for your sins man.
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jk, i don’t know what was so great about the death of jesus. you have sympathy for his death, but it’s not like he was the ‘only’ person to be on the cross

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]]> By: Calum, hairy Scotsman http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-19867 Calum, hairy Scotsman Mon, 27 Nov 2006 19:05:45 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-19867 I think all this is incredibly cool and funny. I'm a very cynical person with a long history of failing to get on with organised religion, and finding a religious website that A) does not take itself seriously and B) probably shouldn't be taken seriously simply because it is a spectaculrily funny joke, to be a breath of fresh air. Thankyou, every Pastafarian on the Net. You made this depressive Scotsman smile. As to the bible-basher who began this thread, I say only: He died 2000 years ago, Get over it. I think all this is incredibly cool and funny. I’m a very cynical person with a long history of failing to get on with organised religion, and finding a religious website that A) does not take itself seriously and B) probably shouldn’t be taken seriously simply because it is a spectaculrily funny joke, to be a breath of fresh air.

Thankyou, every Pastafarian on the Net. You made this depressive Scotsman smile.

As to the bible-basher who began this thread, I say only:

He died 2000 years ago,

Get over it.

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]]> By: Penne http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-19864 Penne Mon, 27 Nov 2006 19:00:59 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-19864 -chapter 5 is done. -chapter 5 is done.

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]]> By: Homo narrans http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-19863 Homo narrans Mon, 27 Nov 2006 18:59:16 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-19863 "piousness" . is it possible he means piety? . or does being a christian somehow give you a supernatural affinity for the Greek letter Pi? “piousness”
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is it possible he means piety?
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or does being a christian somehow give you a supernatural affinity for the Greek letter Pi?

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]]> By: Me http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-19851 Me Mon, 27 Nov 2006 18:25:42 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-19851 I'm afraid i can't rot in a hellish afterlife and be roasted on a SPIT because, sadly i am not a Christian. Poor me.......... I’m afraid i can’t rot in a hellish afterlife and be roasted on a SPIT because, sadly i am not a Christian.
Poor me……….

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]]> By: jesus christ http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-14041 jesus christ Sun, 12 Nov 2006 02:10:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-14041 questions 1. why worry about the afterlife when i could just enjoy my life now? 2. why do u give religion such a crappy name? questions
1. why worry about the afterlife when i could just enjoy my life now?
2. why do u give religion such a crappy name?

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]]> By: moochie http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-10752 moochie Thu, 02 Nov 2006 01:46:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-10752 Actually, this hatemail has made me realise that the FSM should get the builders round to quote for a brick bbq in heaven. Shrimps, sausages, lambofgod chops. Yummy. No Christians, though (they're a bit stringy and very, very bitter). Actually, this hatemail has made me realise that the FSM should get the builders round to quote for a brick bbq in heaven. Shrimps, sausages, lambofgod chops. Yummy. No Christians, though (they’re a bit stringy and very, very bitter).

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]]> By: nikkiee http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-10743 nikkiee Thu, 02 Nov 2006 01:27:07 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-10743 Gunna need a big spit! Gunna need a big spit!

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]]> By: Fr. Corpus Callosum http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-10726 Fr. Corpus Callosum Thu, 02 Nov 2006 00:52:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/flying-spaghetti-monster-hah-more/#comment-10726 Nowtheworldhasmeaning: He loves us as he roasts us on a spit, because he's all loving. He didn't want to do it, but we were bad. We made him do it. It hurts him more than it hurts us. Truly Nowtheworldhasmeaning: He loves us as he roasts us on a spit, because he’s all loving. He didn’t want to do it, but we were bad. We made him do it. It hurts him more than it hurts us. Truly

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