Comments on: Flying Spaghetti Monster? Hah! More

By: ME DUH

ME DUH — Sat, 10 May 2008 14:38:27 +0000

I didn’t know God had a spit! He must have stolen it from Satan! Is it just me, or have the 2 switched places?
And yeah, it’s “piety” not “piousness”, genius. What a “moran”.
Don’t worry, religion doesn’t need our help to give it a bad name!
PL&P!!
RAmen.

By: Count Crisco

Count Crisco — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 06:24:30 +0000

“Hah! More like Flying Stupid Monster!”
Wow! That must have taken a long time to think of!
“God will roast you on a SPIT!”
You sound more like a Satanist to me…
P.S. How can you spell piousness but not moron? “It’s morans like you who give religion a bad name.”

By: Commodore Angryy

Commodore Angryy — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 05:33:17 +0000

Remember people, the one true god only roasts us on a spit because he loves us.

By: Stereotypical Environmentalist...

Stereotypical Environmentalist... — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 04:53:48 +0000

I certainly do love tollerance.

By: Etay

Etay — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 00:40:10 +0000

What a horrible attempt at an insult.

By: El Peatieablo

El Peatieablo — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 23:52:06 +0000

Did religion have a good name to begin with or something?

By: jesus christ

jesus christ — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 21:04:58 +0000

@calum, hairy scotsman
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i see your point on making fun of religions. i make fun of religion all the time and most of what i say is true, yet i am aim it at the the fundamentalists and for the christians and people of other religions with common sense i will say that i respect their view of the world.
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i’m sorry to ask this, but your sister was thought to be a witch? are you referring to the salem witch trials or something that actually happened. i don’t mean to sound like i’m making fun of you (which i’m not for you are a cool guy), but what happened to your sister?

By: Calum, hairy Scotsman

Calum, hairy Scotsman — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 20:08:32 +0000

I love parodies of all forms; it’s an amazing world in which we live. My dad often said that it’s differences that make life interesting, and it’s kinda been my personal philosophy since the idea sank into my head.

OK, I take the mickey out of the Christians a lot; that’s for a reason. My elder sister has had verbal abuse and in fact stones flung at her due to rumours that she is a witch, and even now the Vatican still hasn’t apologised for the witch-burnings. Until they do, I reserve the right to dislike them and crack jokes about them.

Pastafarianism, on the other hand, strikes me as what Dad calls ‘good clean fun’ - and a nice spaghetti bolognese is definitely easier to digest than cardboard-flavour biscuits.

By: Becca

Becca — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 19:56:43 +0000

Im a christian and obviously believe in God, however i think its good that people are starting to think there are other possible ways that the earth was created! So FSM should keep going! woo
becca xx

By: jesus christ

jesus christ — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 19:17:27 +0000

thanks for your support, calum
RAmen

By: jesus christ

jesus christ — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 19:16:35 +0000

hey man, don’t make fun of my death. i died for your sins man.
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jk, i don’t know what was so great about the death of jesus. you have sympathy for his death, but it’s not like he was the ‘only’ person to be on the cross

By: Calum, hairy Scotsman

Calum, hairy Scotsman — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 19:05:45 +0000

I think all this is incredibly cool and funny. I’m a very cynical person with a long history of failing to get on with organised religion, and finding a religious website that A) does not take itself seriously and B) probably shouldn’t be taken seriously simply because it is a spectaculrily funny joke, to be a breath of fresh air.

Thankyou, every Pastafarian on the Net. You made this depressive Scotsman smile.

As to the bible-basher who began this thread, I say only:

He died 2000 years ago,

Get over it.

By: Penne

Penne — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 19:00:59 +0000

-chapter 5 is done.

By: Homo narrans

Homo narrans — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 18:59:16 +0000

“piousness”
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is it possible he means piety?
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or does being a christian somehow give you a supernatural affinity for the Greek letter Pi?

By: Me

Me — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 18:25:42 +0000

I’m afraid i can’t rot in a hellish afterlife and be roasted on a SPIT because, sadly i am not a Christian.
Poor me……….

By: jesus christ

jesus christ — Sun, 12 Nov 2006 02:10:51 +0000

questions
1. why worry about the afterlife when i could just enjoy my life now?
2. why do u give religion such a crappy name?

By: moochie

moochie — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 01:46:32 +0000

Actually, this hatemail has made me realise that the FSM should get the builders round to quote for a brick bbq in heaven. Shrimps, sausages, lambofgod chops. Yummy. No Christians, though (they’re a bit stringy and very, very bitter).

By: nikkiee

nikkiee — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 01:27:07 +0000

Gunna need a big spit!

By: Fr. Corpus Callosum

Fr. Corpus Callosum — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 00:52:47 +0000

Nowtheworldhasmeaning: He loves us as he roasts us on a spit, because he’s all loving. He didn’t want to do it, but we were bad. We made him do it. It hurts him more than it hurts us. Truly

By: Fr. Corpus Callosum

Fr. Corpus Callosum — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 00:50:08 +0000

Yeah, what’s with god roasting people on a spit? Is he trying to usurp Satan’s position as the most interesting member of the Christian imaginary friend pantheon?
Jesus is supposed to be god, and god’s son, and another guy called the holy spirit. Itâ€™s sort of like in our religion where the FSM is also his sacred sauce and holy meatballs. They are separate from him but they are part of him. It’s a mystery, my child.