Flying Spaghetti Monster? Hah! More like Flying Stupid Monster! It’s morans like you who give religion a bad name. I stumbled across your site in my wanderings and was ASTOUNDED at the lack of piousness and intelligence. ASTOUNDED. But you will pay for your sinful ways in the afterlife. The one and TRUE god will roast you on a SPIT!.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
hey man, don’t make fun of my death. i died for your sins man.
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jk, i don’t know what was so great about the death of jesus. you have sympathy for his death, but it’s not like he was the ‘only’ person to be on the cross
thanks for your support, calum
RAmen
Im a christian and obviously believe in God, however i think its good that people are starting to think there are other possible ways that the earth was created! So FSM should keep going! woo
becca xx
I love parodies of all forms; it’s an amazing world in which we live. My dad often said that it’s differences that make life interesting, and it’s kinda been my personal philosophy since the idea sank into my head.
OK, I take the mickey out of the Christians a lot; that’s for a reason. My elder sister has had verbal abuse and in fact stones flung at her due to rumours that she is a witch, and even now the Vatican still hasn’t apologised for the witch-burnings. Until they do, I reserve the right to dislike them and crack jokes about them.
Pastafarianism, on the other hand, strikes me as what Dad calls ‘good clean fun’ - and a nice spaghetti bolognese is definitely easier to digest than cardboard-flavour biscuits.
@calum, hairy scotsman
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i see your point on making fun of religions. i make fun of religion all the time and most of what i say is true, yet i am aim it at the the fundamentalists and for the christians and people of other religions with common sense i will say that i respect their view of the world.
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i’m sorry to ask this, but your sister was thought to be a witch? are you referring to the salem witch trials or something that actually happened. i don’t mean to sound like i’m making fun of you (which i’m not for you are a cool guy), but what happened to your sister?
Did religion have a good name to begin with or something?
What a horrible attempt at an insult.
I certainly do love tollerance.
Remember people, the one true god only roasts us on a spit because he loves us.
“Hah! More like Flying Stupid Monster!”
Wow! That must have taken a long time to think of!
“God will roast you on a SPIT!”
You sound more like a Satanist to me…
P.S. How can you spell piousness but not moron? “It’s morans like you who give religion a bad name.”
I didn’t know God had a spit! He must have stolen it from Satan! Is it just me, or have the 2 switched places?
And yeah, it’s “piety” not “piousness”, genius. What a “moran”.
Don’t worry, religion doesn’t need our help to give it a bad name!
PL&P!!
RAmen.