Comments on: Deat Bobby Henderson If that http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/ Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:02:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Trevor http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-893213 Trevor Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:18:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-893213 So wait, you actually believe that science and religion are interconnected? Am I getting you wrong or is this what you are saying? What's more disturbing and depressing to me is that you think that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is about creating a religion that people actually believe in... It is more of a fun criticization of religions that have no factual basis, and that impede the progress of science. You are doing a great disservice to the world by going to church, as Christianity wastes millions if not billions of dollars a year on something they believe in, but have no proof. So wait, you actually believe that science and religion are interconnected? Am I getting you wrong or is this what you are saying? What’s more disturbing and depressing to me is that you think that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is about creating a religion that people actually believe in… It is more of a fun criticization of religions that have no factual basis, and that impede the progress of science. You are doing a great disservice to the world by going to church, as Christianity wastes millions if not billions of dollars a year on something they believe in, but have no proof.

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]]> By: ME DUH http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-438500 ME DUH Sat, 10 May 2008 14:32:48 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-438500 I love how this guy (or girl, but I'm guessing it's a guy) claims that science has proven ID to be true. Does he (or she) even know what ID is, or evolution, for that matter? Another hilarious thing about this is how he (or she) speaks in such a pretentious manner, yet doesn't know how to spell responsible, preposterous, you're, Pillsberry, boy's, promoting, measures, etc. I really love the ellipses with only two periods (thats the ...) and random capitalization. I'm guessing the guy's German, because in the German language, I think you capitalize all the nouns or something like that. And I totally love the "Chef Boyardee mated with the Pillsbery (sic) dough boys (sic) sister" thing. It makes so much sense, and it sort of leads into a cycle! See, we created Chef Boyardee and the Pillsbery Doughboy, they created the FSM, and the FSM created us! Wait a minute...that makes no sense. Well, I'm sure Bobby can figure out how the FSM was created...maybe we weren't the ones who created Chef Boyardee and the Pillsberry Doughboy! Ok, enough about the FSM's origin. Exactly what "legal messures" can this guy take, I'd like to know. So typical of American society...anything you don't like, say "I'm calling my lawyer!" Good luck trying to take away our rights to freedom of religion and speech/the press! PL&P! RAmen. I love how this guy (or girl, but I’m guessing it’s a guy) claims that science has proven ID to be true. Does he (or she) even know what ID is, or evolution, for that matter?
Another hilarious thing about this is how he (or she) speaks in such a pretentious manner, yet doesn’t know how to spell responsible, preposterous, you’re, Pillsberry, boy’s, promoting, measures, etc.
I really love the ellipses with only two periods (thats the …) and random capitalization. I’m guessing the guy’s German, because in the German language, I think you capitalize all the nouns or something like that.
And I totally love the “Chef Boyardee mated with the Pillsbery (sic) dough boys (sic) sister” thing. It makes so much sense, and it sort of leads into a cycle! See, we created Chef Boyardee and the Pillsbery Doughboy, they created the FSM, and the FSM created us! Wait a minute…that makes no sense. Well, I’m sure Bobby can figure out how the FSM was created…maybe we weren’t the ones who created Chef Boyardee and the Pillsberry Doughboy!
Ok, enough about the FSM’s origin. Exactly what “legal messures” can this guy take, I’d like to know. So typical of American society…anything you don’t like, say “I’m calling my lawyer!” Good luck trying to take away our rights to freedom of religion and speech/the press!
PL&P!
RAmen.

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]]> By: Count Crisco http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-334431 Count Crisco Sat, 15 Mar 2008 06:20:46 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-334431 Yadda yadda yadda... Nothing we haven't been bored with before. P.S. Using three commas in a row do not... I say do not.. count as commas... It just makes... you sound ... very... slow..... Yadda yadda yadda… Nothing we haven’t been bored with before.
P.S. Using three commas in a row do not… I say do not.. count as commas… It just makes… you sound … very… slow…..

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]]> By: eirra http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-184770 eirra Mon, 03 Sep 2007 00:33:07 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-184770 Deat Bobby Henderson ('Deat'? What is 'deat' supposed to mean? It does stand for 'Dominant Extroverted Abstract Thinker', but I don't think that's what you meant, right?) If that is your real name.. which i am currently doubting .. (Good sentance structure, right there) Do you really believe this cockimany bs dribble you are posting on your website is real.. (Ok, look at your keyboard. Three keys over from the "M" key, do you see that squiggly thing that looks like a backwards C with a tail? Yeah, that's called a question mark. Use it. I also find it sad that the only words you could find to express your views were ‘cockimany’, which really isn’t a word, and ‘bs’.) You are the type of people that are giving true scientist a black eye. (True scientists like yourself? If you’re a scientist, I assume you have your diploma. Ah, the effects of online college *sigh*) To beleive that a Pair of meat balls and spaghetti is responsable for creating the universe is poposterus.. (Your spelling and grammar are ‘poposterus’) I bet the next thing your going to tell me is that Chief Boyardee mated with the pilsbury dough boys sister to make this little idea of yours possible… (Haha. Good one.) But wait it gets better.. (Good god, I hope so.) I think you’ve drank the dirty substance out of your 6 foot bong one to many times.. (… that’s your idea of ‘it gets better’? WTF, man?) Further more if you insist on continuing promotting this idea .. I will be forced to take legal messures .. (Um… yeah, good luck with that. I mean, it’s not like we live in a country of FREE SPEECH, now, is it? I’d LOVE to see this before a judge. ‘Your honor, this man set up a humor site! He needs to pay me damages because he hurt my wittle feelings’.) Every .. and I mean Every idea that has ever been proposed has had a long line of backing .. The scientific data that scientists are producing .. are answering religous questions that have always just been answered its the way its always been or happened due to a higher power. (Can we say ‘run-on sentences’. I barely got through that entire thing. Would it kill you to use a period?) To suggest that a creature made from meat and pasta that God created through man Spits in all the Scientist and Religous foundations throughout history.. (OH NO!!! SOMEBODY DISAGREES WITH CHRISTIANITY!! NO NO NO!!! PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY THINKING FOR THEMSELVES!!! WHERE WILL THE MADNESS END???!!!) Thank you for your time.. (What’s with all the periods. And you’re not welcome………………………….) Deat Bobby Henderson (‘Deat’? What is ‘deat’ supposed to mean? It does stand for ‘Dominant Extroverted Abstract Thinker’, but I don’t think that’s what you meant, right?)

If that is your real name.. which i am currently doubting .. (Good sentance structure, right there)

Do you really believe this cockimany bs dribble you are posting on your website is real.. (Ok, look at your keyboard. Three keys over from the “M” key, do you see that squiggly thing that looks like a backwards C with a tail? Yeah, that’s called a question mark. Use it. I also find it sad that the only words you could find to express your views were ‘cockimany’, which really isn’t a word, and ‘bs’.)

You are the type of people that are giving true scientist a black eye. (True scientists like yourself? If you’re a scientist, I assume you have your diploma. Ah, the effects of online college *sigh*)

To beleive that a Pair of meat balls and spaghetti is responsable for creating the universe is poposterus.. (Your spelling and grammar are ‘poposterus’)
I bet the next thing your going to tell me is that Chief Boyardee mated with the pilsbury dough boys sister to make this little idea of yours possible… (Haha. Good one.)

But wait it gets better.. (Good god, I hope so.)

I think you’ve drank the dirty substance out of your 6 foot bong one to many times.. (… that’s your idea of ‘it gets better’? WTF, man?)

Further more if you insist on continuing promotting this idea .. I will be forced to take legal messures .. (Um… yeah, good luck with that. I mean, it’s not like we live in a country of FREE SPEECH, now, is it? I’d LOVE to see this before a judge. ‘Your honor, this man set up a humor site! He needs to pay me damages because he hurt my wittle feelings’.)

Every .. and I mean Every idea that has ever been proposed has had a long line of backing .. The scientific data that scientists are producing .. are answering religous questions that have always just been answered its the way its always been or happened due to a higher power. (Can we say ‘run-on sentences’. I barely got through that entire thing. Would it kill you to use a period?)

To suggest that a creature made from meat and pasta that God created through man Spits in all the Scientist and Religous foundations throughout history.. (OH NO!!! SOMEBODY DISAGREES WITH CHRISTIANITY!! NO NO NO!!! PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY THINKING FOR THEMSELVES!!! WHERE WILL THE MADNESS END???!!!)

Thank you for your time.. (What’s with all the periods. And you’re not welcome………………………….)

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]]> By: Etay http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-184749 Etay Sun, 02 Sep 2007 23:01:34 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-184749 Dear person who sent this e-mail, Read the whole thing. You'll get it, eventually. Dear person who sent this e-mail,
Read the whole thing. You’ll get it, eventually.

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]]> By: El Peatieablo http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-184747 El Peatieablo Sun, 02 Sep 2007 22:59:15 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-184747 "Further more if you insist on continuing promotting this idea .. I will be forced to take legal messures" If this was all I had read of your post, I would find it hilarious, but I read the rest, and the sheer lack of smartitude made it significantly less funny. “Further more if you insist on continuing promotting this idea .. I will be forced to take legal messures”
If this was all I had read of your post, I would find it hilarious, but I read the rest, and the sheer lack of smartitude made it significantly less funny.

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]]> By: Branded Cow http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-31194 Branded Cow Tue, 26 Dec 2006 20:14:21 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-31194 It looks like y'all already covered this, but I still must ask what legal action can be taken here? . We cannot take anyone seriously who cannot type or join words in a collective idea. I know most of us have made mistakes in syntax and spelling, but we at least try. . On the other hand, the 6 foot beer bong seemed like a good idea at the time. It looks like y’all already covered this, but I still must ask what legal action can be taken here?
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We cannot take anyone seriously who cannot type or join words in a collective idea. I know most of us have made mistakes in syntax and spelling, but we at least try.
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On the other hand, the 6 foot beer bong seemed like a good idea at the time.

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]]> By: Beastly Rich http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-31189 Beastly Rich Tue, 26 Dec 2006 20:04:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-31189 "I think you’ve drank the dirty substance out of your 6 foot bong one to many times" that's a LIE!!! . The Bong is 2 foot! . Uhhhhhhhhhhhh "legal messures" wow, good job we're not being sued. “I think you’ve drank the dirty substance out of your 6 foot bong one to many times” that’s a LIE!!!
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The Bong is 2 foot!
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhh “legal messures” wow, good job we’re not being sued.

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]]> By: Jingles http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-22740 Jingles Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:26:54 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-22740 Merry Holiday . Don't forget the rum! Merry Holiday
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Don’t forget the rum!

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]]> By: Wench Nikkiee http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-22739 Wench Nikkiee Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:25:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-22739 Good idea. I'm sure they would be interested, as long as there is none of that 'scientist gravity' there. Oh hang on.....did god create pluto? Yes it must have. Gotta go....catch you later Jingles. Holiday to you :) RAmen Good idea. I’m sure they would be interested, as long as there is none of that ’scientist gravity’ there. Oh hang on…..did god create pluto? Yes it must have.
Gotta go….catch you later Jingles.
Holiday to you :)
RAmen

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]]> By: Jingles http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-22737 Jingles Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:18:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-22737 You could also try selling them this great planet called pluto. . Just don't mention there is no such thing, only the dwarf planet $@&#^2 You could also try selling them this great planet called pluto.
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Just don’t mention there is no such thing, only the dwarf planet $@&#^2

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]]> By: Wench Nikkiee http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-22736 Wench Nikkiee Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:15:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-22736 True....true! Anyway, alas, I believe some evangelical followers have already bought the bridge and the moon, as well as one or two of Saturns rings. True….true! Anyway, alas, I believe some evangelical followers have already bought the bridge and the moon, as well as one or two of Saturns rings.

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]]> By: Jingles http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-22733 Jingles Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:09:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-22733 No, taking an idiot's money is not taking advantage. Otherwise, surely the evangelical church would feel bad? No, taking an idiot’s money is not taking advantage. Otherwise, surely the evangelical church would feel bad?

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]]> By: Wench Nikkiee http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-22727 Wench Nikkiee Tue, 05 Dec 2006 03:59:21 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-22727 But barrister's charge so much more (with similar billing artform) and wouldn't the end result be the same? I was going to suggest to him that I had a bridge for sale, but I thought that would be taking advantage...no? RAmen But barrister’s charge so much more (with similar billing artform) and wouldn’t the end result be the same? I was going to suggest to him that I had a bridge for sale, but I thought that would be taking advantage…no?
RAmen

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]]> By: Jingles http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-22725 Jingles Tue, 05 Dec 2006 03:52:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-22725 sorry, ...and UTTER *female sanitary product that rhymes with boosh* sorry, …and UTTER *female sanitary product that rhymes with boosh*

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]]> By: Jingles http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-22724 Jingles Tue, 05 Dec 2006 03:52:04 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-22724 Nooo... Nikkiee, don't discourage him. In today's litigious (sp?) society, the lawyers have got billing down to a fine art form. . If he went to a lawyer, the lawyer would fleece him of every single dollar he had, before deserting him just as he gets charged with wasting court time, being in contempt of the court, and being an complete and *female sanitary product that rhymes with boosh* Nooo… Nikkiee, don’t discourage him. In today’s litigious (sp?) society, the lawyers have got billing down to a fine art form.
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If he went to a lawyer, the lawyer would fleece him of every single dollar he had, before deserting him just as he gets charged with wasting court time, being in contempt of the court, and being an complete and *female sanitary product that rhymes with boosh*

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]]> By: Wench Nikkiee http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-22723 Wench Nikkiee Tue, 05 Dec 2006 03:50:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-22723 I myself would call a 'barrister'. Then, after you have spoken to one, you will no doubt need to call a 'counselor'. I myself would call a ‘barrister’. Then, after you have spoken to one, you will no doubt need to call a ‘counselor’.

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]]> By: Wench Nikkiee http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-22720 Wench Nikkiee Tue, 05 Dec 2006 03:46:42 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-22720 "Further more if you insist on continuing promotting this idea .. I will be forced to take legal messures .. Every .. and I mean Every idea that has ever been proposed has had a long line of backing .." . Umm......you will probably need to learn how to spell: lawyer, attorney, counselor, counsel, barrister or solicitor first. Next step will be to learn the art of using the telephone directory. Last, you will also need to understand what it means when your chosen legal respresentative starts laughing so much, that they are unable to speak to you! Hope this helps in your pursuit of said "legal messures" (a term you will also need to explain to your chosen legal eagle) RAmen “Further more if you insist on continuing promotting this idea .. I will be forced to take legal messures .. Every .. and I mean Every idea that has ever been proposed has had a long line of backing ..”
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Umm……you will probably need to learn how to spell: lawyer, attorney, counselor, counsel, barrister or solicitor first. Next step will be to learn the art of using the telephone directory. Last, you will also need to understand what it means when your chosen legal respresentative starts laughing so much, that they are unable to speak to you!
Hope this helps in your pursuit of said “legal messures” (a term you will also need to explain to your chosen legal eagle)
RAmen

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]]> By: Wench Nikkiee http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-22713 Wench Nikkiee Tue, 05 Dec 2006 03:09:57 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-22713 I think it's an Aussie acronym? Doesn't it stand for Department of Education Arts & Training or maybe Education Arts & Technology? I did like the random capitals though! I think it’s an Aussie acronym? Doesn’t it stand for Department of Education Arts & Training
or maybe Education Arts & Technology?
I did like the random capitals though!

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]]> By: Jingles http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-22693 Jingles Tue, 05 Dec 2006 02:11:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/03/25/deat-bobby-henderson-if-that/#comment-22693 I think we are all missing a very important point here. WHAT THE HELL DOES DEAT MEAN?!?! I think we are all missing a very important point here. WHAT THE HELL DOES DEAT MEAN?!?!

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