I really don’t have anything to say to you, other than you are one sick mutha-fucker. PERIOD, and your organization is a group of sick mutha-fuckers. PERIOD. Frank J. Catalano
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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At least we don’t molest little boys.
One response?
Damn missed this one!
Frank, we weren’t ignoring you, just there’s so much hate mail that requires our attention.
Peace brothers and sisters,
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Frank, you potty mouth
Can I assume you have Jesus in you life and ask, Where is the love?
Sorry
PERIOD
Nearly missed the all important punctuation
… is that the extent of your vocabulary? ‘Muthfucka’? I’ll add you to my list of people to buy a theasaurus for, k?
Eirra, your list will go on forever. Well, at least he kept it short this time.