Bobby, You already have faith if you believe anything you have never seen is true…I have heard and I accept you into my heart Jesus. Now you will see for yourself the power of Christ! I’m no religious scholar, but isn’t writing a letter posing as a deity a violation of a couple commandments?
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
“You already have faith if you believe anything you have never seen”
Thats awesome. It reminds me the religion of unvisible pink unicorn (find it in wiki). I had to coment this… this is simple unbelievable.
“isn’t writing a letter posing as a deity a violation of a couple commandments?”
Dude, that’s the point.
Have you checked out his other messages? They don’t exactly go in the “same direction” as this one.
hah she called me jesus.
Um… thanks, I didn’t know I’m Jesus. Wait a minute…that means I’m dead…I’m in heaven…on God’s right arm or something like this…Heaven sucks. Where’d God go?!?!!?