2006 March archive at Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Archive for March, 2006

Dear Mr. Henderson, I must

Published by henderob March 25th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 29 Comments

Dear Mr. Henderson, I must say, after looking at your website, I was slightly offended. I, for one, am a support of ID, and believe me, it does not involve some mockery of God as a Italian noodle. Frankly, your webpage is flys in the face of entire idea of a real church, and missleads […]

Deat Bobby Henderson If that

Published by henderob March 25th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 30 Comments

Deat Bobby Henderson If that is your real name.. which i am currently doubting .. Do you really believe this cockimany bs dribble you are posting on your website is real.. You are the type of people that are giving true scientist a black eye. To beleive that a Pair of meat balls and spaghetti […]

Flying Spaghetti Monster? Hah! More

Published by henderob March 25th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 30 Comments

Flying Spaghetti Monster? Hah! More like Flying Stupid Monster! It’s morans like you who give religion a bad name. I stumbled across your site in my wanderings and was ASTOUNDED at the lack of piousness and intelligence. ASTOUNDED. But you will pay for your sinful ways in the afterlife. The one and TRUE god will […]

Good or bad? I saw

Published by henderob March 25th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 24 Comments

Good or bad? I saw on your website that you have 100 to 200 emails a day, so who knows how much cash you must be raking in from corny merchandise. However, your religion is not one that i would like to follow. You put down a lot of theories, like Christianity and Darwinism, but […]

How fucking dare you make

Published by henderob March 25th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 189 Comments

How fucking dare you make fun of my lord and savior Jesus Christ. He died on the cross for my and your sins you fucking peice of shit. You can’t fucking do that you fucking fuck. Go fuck yourself you fuck!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!! ANTICHRIST!!! YEA, YOUR THE ANTICHRIST YOU FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO GO FUCK UP ISREAL […]

Yea, your a fucking moron,

Published by henderob March 25th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 100 Comments

Yea, your a fucking moron, promoting your fucking stupid ass bullshit of a fucking prick ass bastardly damned Flying Spighetti Monster bullshit on cyberspace. Your fucking playing with people’s fucking head you fucking fucker fucky fuck!!!!!!!!!! You decieving cowardly bitch of hell. Your straying people away from the truth. You sir, are a gigantic fuck. […]

I really don’t have anything

Published by henderob March 18th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 8 Comments

I really don’t have anything to say to you, other than you are one sick mutha-fucker. PERIOD, and your organization is a group of sick mutha-fuckers. PERIOD. Frank J. Catalano

Bobby, You already have faith

Published by henderob March 12th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 4 Comments

Bobby, You already have faith if you believe anything you have never seen is true…I have heard and I accept you into my heart Jesus. Now you will see for yourself the power of Christ! I’m no religious scholar, but isn’t writing a letter posing as a deity a violation of a couple commandments?

I feel like im wasting

Published by henderob March 6th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 9 Comments

I feel like im wasting my time here, but still i wanted to tell you: THIS IS AN INSULT FOR THE HUMAN RACE!!! I HOPE HITLER WILL BE REBORN, ONLY TO KILL YOU AND YOUR FOLLOWERS!!!! Maybe you call me sick, BUT YOUR BELIEVE IS MORE SICK!!!!!! -T.V.