Please to God tell me

Published February 6th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

Please to God tell me your joking. Whatever is on there about that flying spaghetti monster shit is pure idiocy. I mean really, evolution, which is also bullshit, makes more sense then the crap you’ve written. I really look forward to the day Jesus, tha REAL Lord and Savior of the world, comes down to earth and tells you what you’ve done makes abosloutely no sense. If I met you, my foot would be so far up your ass you could walk with you mouth. I mean damn, man, if you make a religion, at least do a bit of research so it makes some sense. Spaghetti is a food, not a god. You are a dumbass bastard that gives a terrible name to all men. This flying spaghetti monster that you made up could not do a wonderful job in creating humans. God took time to carefully make humans the perfect way. Your little fsm could probably make a small spaghettie sauce splat, but that’s about it. Now that you’ve pissed me off and wasted my time, let me just say that, even though I’m just a teen age girl, if I ever meet your sorry, fucked up bull shit ass, I will kick your sorry ass into the last millenium. Understand that, you muthafuckin cock sucker? Good. From the one who hates you more than shit itself, Kim. VixenShawty



10 Responses to “Please to God tell me”

  1. ME DUH says:

    You’re going to kick our asses just cuz we worship the FSM?
    I’m sorry, Kim. It is a well known fact that adolescence is a time of “temporary insanity.” This is the only reason you are excused for your rash, foolish words.

  2. Saskatooncamaroon says:

    lol i love how christians think that THEIR religion is the ONLY religion and that THEIR god is all the other gods, that people who worship other gods are wrong and that their gods are the CHRISTIAN GOD, they just dont know it, ha ha jokes on them and all that.

    grow up christians. seriously, a fat guy, a cow, a FSM, are all much more plausible than a cosmic Jewish zombie. christianity condemms paganism because, and i quote a pastor on this “They sacrifice baby animals, call upon the dead, and they believe their religion is right.”

    anyone see the difference to praying to someone who’s rose from the dead, the same person who wanted to be sacrificed, (human sacrifice apparently is MUCH better than animals), and they try and try to corrupt our youth into thinking that people of differing sexual orientations, religions, beliefs, should be punished.

    and WHY pray tell does anyone perpetuate a religion that causes wars, kills people for suspicion (come on thats the polices job).

    btw has anyone ever heard of an atheist radical, extremist, WHATEVER blowing up buildings, planes, churches, etc? no. those jobs are left to religious nutjobs, be they satanist, christian, hindu, muslim, who do things in the name of allah, god, satan, what have you.

    now there are things i agree with christians on. i do NOT believe women should get an abortion for the sake of convenience. they should either practice safe sex, get thier tubes tied, or go abstinent. if you’re gonna go out and have sex with every other guy, at least take pregnancy precautions and if they fail, then deal with it. don’t do the “crime” if you can’t do the “time”. unless you were raped, or to have the baby would kill you, you shouldn’t abort.

    but come on people, you hear all the time of churches providing sanctuary to pedophiles (which if they are against gays, they unsure as hell better be against pedophiles), murderers (who murder in the name of god), and that gives birth to people like Micheal Phelps. DONT LET THIS CONTINUE! dont just say ahhh im atheist and leav it at that. argue your beliefs.

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