My Friend Here in Brazil we are astonished to see that the americans continue to be retards…..we see now that you are all living in an imoral society, with nothing in your heads, without any values and real ideas, but crazy idiots like you to put absurdities on the media….i have never met an american that was not a copy of what passes in your movies……all homer simpsons…… Get a job, or an education……
My Friend Here in Brazil
Published by Bobby Henderson February 25th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 23 Comments
23 Responses to “My Friend Here in Brazil”
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I’m astounished that you can’t take a joke.
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By the way, we’re not all americans.
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“we see now that you are all living in an imoral society”
excuse me arent you the one that cuts down nearly 1/10 of your rainforests every year and whose government secretly encourages the growing of illegal substances in order to make a little more tax money?
you need to look up your ass before you look up someone elses
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Not to mention the fact that this site doesn’t encourage ill morality anyway. The “flimsy moral standards” thing is a joke, you idiotic little boy
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Please, please don’t make judgements on all americans based on one cartoon character! I am very offended at being called a Homer Simpson. He’s not even a pirate. And about being immoral, I can think of at least 20 more immoral things than the Church of the FSM. We are just trying to make the world a better place! Full of delicous pasta!
Ramen!
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MPK
Pirate up. Show some bollocks. Mere words cannot harm us. Keep your faith in the FSM and all non-believers will be as gnats buzzing about the face. Simply an annoyance, but no real threat.
RAmen and pass the Parmesan
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MJK
sheesh. and you critisize others for not sensing sarcasm/ attempted humor? I’m hurt. I truly am.
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I’m only trying to feel welcome! You know, make some friends, one of the gang, right?
*cries
Why won’t you let me in??
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There there now MPK dry your eyes. You’re welcome but you do need to remember our assclown staus.
We can’t be having rumours flying around, that we are only half-assclowns can we.
That would damage our reputation.
RAmen
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@My Friend Here in Brazil
I’m Australian so it’s not homer it’s norm!
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Thanks Wench Nikkie, I over-reacted, I’m sorry.
Arr! I’m a mighty pirate! And a mighty assclown too, I guess.
clowns…ewww…
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MPK
Sorry, my intention was not to make you feel unwelcome. As Cabin Wench Nikkiee has said, you’re [most certainly] welcome. I was simply pointing out that with the word Pirate in your name asking forgiveness from a hate mail poster is not considered behaviour deserving of a pirate. Keep your head up and face the horde of non-believers, matey.
RAmen
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I was asking forgiveness? I wasn’t aware. Oops!
I was just trying to be nice.
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Don’t worry about it though. I understand.
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I’m in Brazil and I DO BELIEVE!!!
The FSM saved my brother (as I posted in a forum, with a draw of my sighting of HIM, where is the forum now?) and I’ll be forever grateful.
I just ask you not to offend my country because of the hate mail. North americans also got rid of indians and forets ling before us!!! :)
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DOH! Why you little (*strangling sounds as I choke a Brazilian guy*)….(*using my best John Wayne voice*)Listen here buck-a-roo, you shouldn’t be running off at the mouth, ’cause I just might put my fist in it….(*now I’m all sweaty and muscular, with my shirt torn, holding a .50 cal and a belt of ammo*) this time it’s pay-back, for real…(*dressed in a toga, olive branch on my head*) FOOD FIGHT!!! Wow. thank FSM for movies, or else I wouldn’t know how to act. I’m glad that stupid twits like these fellas (who probably don’t represent all Brazilians) believe what they see in the movies instead of learning on their own. They MUST be christians.
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“I’m in Brazil and I DO BELIEVE!!!
The FSM saved my brother”
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glad to see that his noodley appendage has reached into Brazil.
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First of all, I’d like to state that you and your friends are racists. Yes, I just said, RACIST because you would judge people you have not even a chance to meet with false accusations that links us…to a television show? Wow, I’m already dazzled. For your knowledge, I’m not American but Chinese in origin, Canadian in citizenship, who’s currently living in America.
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As for “get an education” part…well, I’m part of the National Society of High School Scholars, National Academy of Outstanding Academic Excellence, and National Honor Society. So again, don’t judge people. This entire website was based on a joke and if you are letting your racist bias to interfere with your sound judgement, then I suggest you leave. I’m no patriot to America or its government but you are blaming the people for every wrong term the country makes. Right…because the people definetly have the control of fundings to healthcare, education, welfare, etc.
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Hehe, yeah, America is pretty stupid as a whole (I am an American by the way – no blasphemy). But even so, religious intolerance, as well as short tempers, are all qualities I find to be even more appalling than being fat, annoying, and stupid. Really though, you were ASTONISHED?! America is stupid for the most part (I also live in the North East, so…), so don’t let anything we do surprize you.
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Well, that’s pretty much America for you. But the FSM isn’t just in America, if that’s what you were thinking. And if this site if stupidly upsetting to you, I’d recommend you never, ever come to America.
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Henderbob has an education, read the open letter, and by the way hes doing this to avoid a job why would he get one. (homer has a job, several sometimes, nutsack)
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HAHA!!!
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Well dude. Whoever wrote that is a dumb.
Im also from Brazil, and my brother, whos gay, and fights agains racism, is racist with me bcz i do believe in FSM (Or as i said, Atheist).
Grab your Brazilian friends and come here in Diadema, tell me these shit.
We’ll have a nice chat.
Let my pirate sword slash ur ass.
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