hey Bobby, WHAT DID YOU SAY? Darwin wrong? join our church or burn in hell??? I THINK YOU SHOULD BURN IN HELL WITH YOUR MINDLESS MANIPULATED FOLLOWERS!!! This is not a believe, THIS IS AN INSULT!!! I am raised in a christian world, but even i dont believe much in the bible, ITS WAY MUCH MORE REALISTIC THAN YOUR FUCKING CHILDISH FLYING SPAGETTI MONSTER!!! Believe in whatever you want, but making propaganda of this shit, this is going too far!!!! You make people like me to hate you!!!! And you had even the nerve to change Jesus in his last supper into your flying spaghetti monster? WHO THE HELL YOU THINK YOU ARE?? THIS MEANS WAR!!!
MAIL ME BACK IF YOU DARE, I DECLARE YOU THE WAR!!!! IF I EVER MET ONE OF YOUR BELIEVERS, I WILL KILL THEM WHERE EVER I MAY FIND THEM!!!! NO WARNINGS, NO MERCY! My time will come
Prepare yourself, Minnor
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OK Minnor, I believe you. Now just tell me what state you live in so I can avoid it for the rest of my life. Thank you.
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Hey retard,
Its a satirical site. A joke. A way to make a point. Geddit ?
> I DECLARE YOU THE WAR!!!!
What you say ? All your meat balls are belong to us !!!
For great justice.
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“RARRR!”
Bad little freak-out. BAD!
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Good to see so much christian love in one mail…
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I thought death threats were a sin. thou shall not kill i beleive is what christians beleive in
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Ahh….hypocritical fundie christian morality….always gives me a warm feeling about be a pastafarian.
“My time will come”
Yes, of that, I have no doubt.
Now take your pills or it’s back into the straightjacket for you!
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Yay… it’s like Holiday has come again (Don’t say a bloody thing alchemist!). I miss hatemail like this.
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“Don’t say a bloody thing alchemist!”
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Huh! Once again the purity of my soul is brought into question!
(although I do admit immediately thinking of the “Xmas comes but once a year! Aren’t you glad you’re not Xmas” joke)
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Purity Alchemist? I think you might be confusing yourself as to what that means
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1. No one’s manipulating me (I hope)
2. Belief is a matter of opinion – one thing is not “more believable” than another widely accepted idea
3. Please don’t make threats like that online, someone might get the wrong idea. Seriously, I know a guy who got kicked out of school for something like that.
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What you say!! (Hey, you and Captain have the proficiency in English)
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Sounds like a Nazi-like movement. What a child.
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Every pissed off fundie here seems to think that their ranting is oh so epic. “THIS IS WAR!!!!11!11″
I cannot believe you think that WE are the ones with mindless followers.
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Burn in hell? the only bad part of hell is the stale beer, and the VD infested strippers but if everyone there has it whats the difference. no one will burn its just uncomfortably warm.
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This guy calls himself a Christian. And yet, he wants to kill all Pastafarians.
I think he may be the next Hitler, but against the Pastafarians this time. Watch him closely, and if anything suspicious happens, call the cops. He’ll probably spend most of his life in a padded cell.
Bobby Henderson! (You know, sorta like “Jesus Christ!”) This guy has issues.
@ Count Crisco: I think the guys serious. Just stay away from him. He sounds like a homicidal, raving lunatic. No kidding.
I’m praying for you, bud.
RAmen.
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1. If you don’t believe much in the bible then why are you defending it ??
2. It’s not a Christian world at all, there are far more people that believe in different things.
3. Why are you so intent on killing us ??
4. No one is making you hate us.
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