hey Bobby, WHAT DID YOU at Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

hey Bobby, WHAT DID YOU

Published by henderob February 14th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

hey Bobby, WHAT DID YOU SAY? Darwin wrong? join our church or burn in hell??? I THINK YOU SHOULD BURN IN HELL WITH YOUR MINDLESS MANIPULATED FOLLOWERS!!! This is not a believe, THIS IS AN INSULT!!! I am raised in a christian world, but even i dont believe much in the bible, ITS WAY MUCH MORE REALISTIC THAN YOUR FUCKING CHILDISH FLYING SPAGETTI MONSTER!!! Believe in whatever you want, but making propaganda of this shit, this is going too far!!!! You make people like me to hate you!!!! And you had even the nerve to change Jesus in his last supper into your flying spaghetti monster? WHO THE HELL YOU THINK YOU ARE?? THIS MEANS WAR!!!

MAIL ME BACK IF YOU DARE, I DECLARE YOU THE WAR!!!! IF I EVER MET ONE OF YOUR BELIEVERS, I WILL KILL THEM WHERE EVER I MAY FIND THEM!!!! NO WARNINGS, NO MERCY! My time will come

Prepare yourself, Minnor

15 Responses to “hey Bobby, WHAT DID YOU”

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1 druidbros Jul 31st, 2006 at 12:18 pm

OK Minnor, I believe you. Now just tell me what state you live in so I can avoid it for the rest of my life. Thank you.
2 Amused Aug 2nd, 2006 at 8:31 am

Hey retard,

Its a satirical site. A joke. A way to make a point. Geddit ?

> I DECLARE YOU THE WAR!!!!

What you say ? All your meat balls are belong to us !!!

For great justice.
3 Nostradomus Sep 3rd, 2006 at 12:00 pm

“RARRR!”
Bad little freak-out. BAD!
4 Quantum Sep 22nd, 2006 at 5:19 am

Good to see so much christian love in one mail…
5 Chris Britton Dec 3rd, 2006 at 7:51 pm

I thought death threats were a sin. thou shall not kill i beleive is what christians beleive in
6 Wench Nikkiee Dec 4th, 2006 at 6:53 pm

Ahh….hypocritical fundie christian morality….always gives me a warm feeling about be a pastafarian.
“My time will come”
Yes, of that, I have no doubt.
Now take your pills or it’s back into the straightjacket for you!
7 Jingles Apr 29th, 2007 at 7:54 am

Yay… it’s like Holiday has come again (Don’t say a bloody thing alchemist!). I miss hatemail like this.
8 Alchemist Apr 29th, 2007 at 9:23 am

“Donâ€™t say a bloody thing alchemist!”
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Huh! Once again the purity of my soul is brought into question!
(although I do admit immediately thinking of the “Xmas comes but once a year! Aren’t you glad you’re not Xmas” joke)
9 Storm Petrel May 8th, 2007 at 3:02 am

Purity Alchemist? I think you might be confusing yourself as to what that means
10 Atticus Finch Jun 21st, 2007 at 2:40 am

1. No one’s manipulating me (I hope)
2. Belief is a matter of opinion - one thing is not “more believable” than another widely accepted idea
3. Please don’t make threats like that online, someone might get the wrong idea. Seriously, I know a guy who got kicked out of school for something like that.
11 El Peatieablo Sep 4th, 2007 at 4:14 pm

What you say!! (Hey, you and Captain have the proficiency in English)
12 Etay Sep 4th, 2007 at 4:18 pm

Sounds like a Nazi-like movement. What a child.
13 Count Crisco Mar 14th, 2008 at 11:48 pm

Every pissed off fundie here seems to think that their ranting is oh so epic. “THIS IS WAR!!!!11!11″
I cannot believe you think that WE are the ones with mindless followers.
14 James D King of Pirates Apr 29th, 2008 at 7:52 am

Burn in hell? the only bad part of hell is the stale beer, and the VD infested strippers but if everyone there has it whats the difference. no one will burn its just uncomfortably warm.
15 ME DUH May 10th, 2008 at 9:01 am

This guy calls himself a Christian. And yet, he wants to kill all Pastafarians.
I think he may be the next Hitler, but against the Pastafarians this time. Watch him closely, and if anything suspicious happens, call the cops. He’ll probably spend most of his life in a padded cell.
Bobby Henderson! (You know, sorta like “Jesus Christ!”) This guy has issues.
@ Count Crisco: I think the guys serious. Just stay away from him. He sounds like a homicidal, raving lunatic. No kidding.
I’m praying for you, bud.
RAmen.

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American