Please to God tell me your joking. Whatever is on there about that flying spaghetti monster shit is pure idiocy. I mean really, evolution, which is also bullshit, makes more sense then the crap you’ve written. I really look forward to the day Jesus, tha REAL Lord and Savior of the world, comes down to earth and tells you what you’ve done makes abosloutely no sense. If I met you, my foot would be so far up your ass you could walk with you mouth. I mean damn, man, if you make a religion, at least do a bit of research so it makes some sense. Spaghetti is a food, not a god. You are a dumbass bastard that gives a terrible name to all men. This flying spaghetti monster that you made up could not do a wonderful job in creating humans. God took time to carefully make humans the perfect way. Your little fsm could probably make a small spaghettie sauce splat, but that’s about it. Now that you’ve pissed me off and wasted my time, let me just say that, even though I’m just a teen age girl, if I ever meet your sorry, fucked up bull shit ass, I will kick your sorry ass into the last millenium. Understand that, you muthafuckin cock sucker? Good. From the one who hates you more than shit itself, Kim. VixenShawty
Please to God tell me
Published by Bobby Henderson February 6th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 9 Comments
9 Responses to “Please to God tell me”
Kim. VixenShawty,
“God took time to carefully make humans the perfect way.”
In that case, how come God made you?
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“I mean really, evolution, which is also bullshit, makes more sense then the crap you’ve written.”
You expect me to believe the Bible then?
Pfft!
n00b.
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There’s only one thing to say to this:
No one tied you down, little girl, and made you read anything on this website. You wasted your own time, and upset yourself for no reason. Why don’t you work on growing up?
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Kim. VixenShawty
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I am glad that this site has upset you, your continued refusal to believe the FACTS of evolution and the fact that there is no God upsets me so we are now even!
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If you are from the US please stay away from the UK, your presence in my country will lower the average IQ somewhat.
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“I mean damn, man, if you make a religion, at least do a bit of research so it makes some sense”
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Actually most people on this site have had a similar education in religion than you, others like myself have gone further and learned about religion from a philosophical point of view others from a scientific and we know a lot more than you little girl.
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If you’d do a little research you’d know that the Human is far from perfect, we have a blind spot in our eyes (which other creatures dont have), we have problems with our bones and backs due to the fact we have evolved from creatures that walked on all fours. And lets not even get into our mental imprefections, now if there was a God I’d have to say he fucked up big time!
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“This flying spaghetti monster that you made up could not do a wonderful job in creating humans.”
How do you know? What evidence do you have?
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“I’m just a teen age girl, if I ever meet your sorry, fucked up bull shit ass, I will kick your sorry ass into the last millenium. Understand that, you muthafuckin cock sucker? Good. From the one who hates you more than shit itself, Kim. VixenShawty”
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Kim, you want to watch those teenage hormones. They can turn you from a loving tolerant christian, who preaches love and acceptance, into a raving hate filled aggressive foul mouthed maniac!
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Actually, that’s a side-effect of being raised Evangelical
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Kim, first of all, May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage, then by those nice young men in their pretty white coats! As far as the perfection of man goes, there’s also those lovely “wisdom” teeth you have yet to experience, as well as tonsils that can occasionally go awry, and of course the beautifully designed appendix! Oh, and when some lovely individual gets you pregnant, and you experience the “joy” of giving birth, let us know how perfect the human body is then, k punkin? =)
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“If I met you, my foot would be so far up your ass you could walk with you mouth.” Ummmmm…. how?”
“From the one who hates you more than shit itself, Kim.” Ummmm… what? Does this make sense to anyone else here?
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You’re going to kick our asses just cuz we worship the FSM?
I’m sorry, Kim. It is a well known fact that adolescence is a time of “temporary insanity.” This is the only reason you are excused for your rash, foolish words.
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