The only thing that surprises me about your church is that people are actually paying attention to it. Of course, here I am writing you an e-mail. Although I’m not religious, I think that dipshits like yourself that mock the beliefs of others should be shot. You should get a girlfriend. The fact is (although I know that you’ll think this is ridiculous) that your beliefs are no less religious than Christians. One thing I’ve noticed about us evolutionists is that evolution serves the function of a religion for us. We want to believe in evolution just as much as christians want to believe that Jesus is god. Some of us, however, are reasonable and have nothing against religion or religious people, whereas obnoxious people like yourself make the rest of us look bad. Do you think you actually have the support of the scientific community? We repudiate people like yourself more than anyone else, including ID people. Not one of my professors would support this type of behavior. Some of the greatest thinkers in the world have been Christians. That does not make them right, but I’m pretty sure that there have been many Christians smarter than yourself. Dostoevsky & Kierkegaard for example possessed a genius that makes you and me both look like simpletons. I’m sure your self-involved enough to continue this mockery as long as people will pay attention, but don’t forget that your an amateur being praised by people whose beliefs are as influenced by non-rational forces as Christian’s beliefs are. You should do the rest of us a favor and shut the fuck up.
“We want to believe in evolution just as much as christians want to believe that Jesus is god.”
. Y’know, amongst many other things that I do, I’m a keen rock climber. How I *wish* I could just stop believing in gravity.
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Any deniers of science want to come give it a go some day? I’ll hold a rope for ya – just in case ;-)
I don’t think Dostoevsky was a Christian. Also, partner, don’t be so fucking lame. If you are an evolutionist, at least you have some sense. Don’t be a boring, ridiculous, uptight loser like the Christians.
Oh, and as for girlfriends, us Pastafarians get our share, baby! I love fucking Christian girls. Poor babies- so confused and hurt by the ridiculous lies their religion tells them. How grateful they are when I lick and fuck their sweet little pussies, and hold them in my arms! All the while, the Christian boys are beating their little dicks under the covers, chanting, “I’m a sinner! I’m a sinner!” Haha, RAmen
I have a girlfriend, and she is the one that introduced me to this site.
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I must agree with you that evolution theory is just as much a religion as Christianity. It is an explanation of the unknown, and has more evidence than the Adam and Eve explaination. On the other hand evolution theory provides a kind of evidence that allows us to produce medicines to better our future.
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Now, as for telling us to shut the fuck up… Well I must say that we have freedom of religion, thought and speech. Sure there is mockery in our religion, but how is this different from Chritianity. Christain artwork converted Poseidon’s pitchfork into a symbol of the devil, just one of the many examples. If we must be silenced, then it should be done with justice to all other offending religions.
*Do you think you actually have the support of the scientific community?*
yes look at the graph
@Ozymandias
Please do NOT resort to the same methods as the redneck-brand fundies. There is wenchly goodness, then there is obscene dialogue. we prefer to stick with the former.
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@The person who started this:
Please do not generalize us. I, for one, believe that people have every right to religion, but ONLY as long as they don’t try to force it on others. Also, if you had looked a little into what Bobby believes, you have realised that he is more against pseudo-sciences than religions. Also, just look at the Academic Support page if you want our, well, academic support.
highly unpleasant bouts of swearing do not make you a good person, and if you have tolerance for those who are theistic then you should also have tolerance for those who are atheistic.
@ Gnocci Man – re. Ozymandias. Seconded. Well said. I can be pretty crude but there are limits, even on open forums.
RAmen
Who are the evolutionists for whom evolution acts as a religion?
And in what ways?
That’s a very odd thing for scientist (if the author is one) to say.
This little bunny is a touch confused and should go back to these professors of which they speak and talk more…
“evolutionists is that evolution serves the function of a religion for us. We want to believe in evolution just as much as christians want to believe that Jesus is god”
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1. I’ve never heard anyone that supports evolution refer to themselves as “evolutionists”, that is a word used solely by creationists and IDiots
2.Belief in the faith seance is not necessary (or wanted).
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I think you’re a fuddy pretending to be a “evolutionist” to try to get us to accept your poor argument. You fail.