If I was your creator and you mocked me in this manner I couldn’t think of a hell hot enough for you. It is really sad to think that at Judgement you will be standing in front of God Almighty and he will look at you and say “Depart from me ye worker of iniquity, I never knew you” And to think, God let you be born, blessed you with health and love in your life and with what do you honor Him? With such vile mockeries of his Deity. I am sick to my stomach that my small babies will live in such a disgusting generation where God is no longer the source of strength and power. I should hope that as you mature, have children and they ever are in need of a miracle in their life, that you won’t know whose name to call on. I will. And miracle after miracle I have seen Him perform. It is no coincidence. When you invoke the name of JESUS, Miracles HAPPEN! I pray you find that miracle in your life soon. Read Acts 2:38. Oh I guess the Bible is all made up too, right. In that case, make sure u don’t let anyone get you a present this year! Joanna Rose
JoAnna,
It alarms me that you don’t see the effects of religion on your own mind. You’re unable to reason with us so you attempted conversion by coercion. Threaten us with burning in hell, or being excluded from the miracle club and we’ll all crack right? The frightening part is what you’re not seeing. That exact same tactic is the ONLY reason you’re a christian today. Your family did it to you your entire life, as did the generations before them. In fact, it’s the only reason there are so many alleged christians today. The choices given to the people by the catholic church were literally: convert or die. I don’t see much room for compromise in that.
If you believe in miracles, turn your back on modern society and live out on the prairie somewhere. Deny your family running water or access to modern medicine and just pray when you get sick. You’ve got faith right? Quit your job and society and put it to the test. if you can’t, either you’ve still got some rationality left in you that tells you that would be stupid. Or you never had any faith at all, you just tried to convince yourself. Maybe you’re just a coward.
“If I was your creator and you mocked me in this manner I couldn’t think of a hell hot enough for you.”
Don’t forget the First Commandment! Sin! Sin!
“I am sick to my stomach that my small babies will live in such a disgusting generation where God is no longer the source of strength and power.”
The problem is, you think that God will solve all your problems. Drink milk. It builds strong bones.
“I should hope that as you mature, have children and they ever are in need of a miracle in their life, that you won’t know whose name to call on.”
Are you paying attention? We’ll call on the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, of course. Earth to Joanna, do you copy?
“And miracle after miracle I have seen Him perform. It is no coincidence.”
Prove to me that it is not coincidence.
“When you invoke the name of JESUS, Miracles HAPPEN!”
What is he now, my butler? Seriously now.
“In that case, make sure u don’t let anyone get you a present this year!”
Funny thing is, I’ve asked for the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster for Christmas. Just realized how funny that is.
Dear Joanna,
I sure hope I don’t see a Christmas tree in your house this year, as that is an ancient Celtic, Druidic, yes Pagan custom! Is that a hellbound offense? I guess those with a five – pointed star on top are in the fast lane! Oh and Bless You, but notice I didn’t specify Who!
A god that torments people for shits and gigles is nothing to be respected, we reserve the right to admit we were wrong, we might be, but we dont force things on people just by saying “if you dont you will burn forever in a firey pit of torment” scaring the little ones to beleive it forever or be tormented for not following bullshit all their lives.
But you’re not God, or the FSM, now, are you? And God/the FSM/Evolution/etc. either doesn’t have feelings (in the case of evolution) or has a sense of humor, as well as an ounce of kindness.
Ok, I’m going to call on Jesus right now to help me perform a miracle. I will drop a pen on the ground, holding it so it stands up and down. Before doing so I will say the following:
“Jesus, I will accept You as my Lord and Savior and will worship God and God alone. I will renounce the Flying Spaghetti Monster and all other deities, provided that You help me to accomplish a miracle. I will drop this pen on the ground, holding it so it stands vertically. Please, O wonderful Jesus, help me to make this pen land so that the bottom of it lands on the floor, and it stands without falling. You tell us to call upon You and You will help us; now I ask You to perform a miracle. Amen.”
I dropped the pen. It fell on its side.
Jesus, I do not accept you and refuse to believe in you. You did not help me as you promised.
There we go. No Jesus, or else he is a liar when he tells us that he will come when we call him.
Sorry, I never believed in Jesus. This is just a proof that he either doesn’t exist or is dishonest.
Evolution can not be disproven. ID can.
RAmen.
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