heyo, i think you are by far the most cracked out, butt fucking, dick sucking, fagit ass bitch that i have ever seen on the face of this fucked up and corrupt earth. you really need to get a fucking life you neo-nazi bitch. i hope god kills your ass. thank you for causing hysterical laughing as a result of your retardedness. mike nobar
And lo, when the FSM made heaven he started off with a large meadow of barley and wheat with some associated meadows of a flower named hops. Much as he liked frollocking with strippers in the fields he got bored and covered up the fields with sediment and gave it a few more tries, before giving up and knocking back a few brews.
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In an instant, FSM had a new idea, he created (using unintelligent design) a type of sub-surface yeast that acted upon the sugary barley flavoured water (the wort) that was coming up out of the barley while it was being heated underground. If the geothermal gradient is the same in heaven as it is here on earth, the old barley fields were about 4km below the surface and the new sub surface yeast about 400m below the surface.
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And it was good, but the FSM noticed that the produced beer was a bit flat and dribbled rather unspectacularly to the surface. To remedy this situation, the FSM made a thick caprock of generally impermeable and non-porous rock in the knowledge that the carbon dioxide created by the yeast converting the sugar into alcohol would be trapped and dissolve into the beer. This had the added advantage that where there was a icy pipe leading to a volcano on the surface, the beer would become de-pressurised and the CO2 would come out of solution, expand and force the beer to the surface along the pipe producing a cool beer with a lasting head for the followers of FSM to drink to their hearts content. I may have *ahm* deliberately overprimed (too much sugar during bottling=lots of fermenting=lots of CO2=usually exploding bottles) this cider to demonstrate the effects desired by FSM.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAkD-js8W7w
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In the place where the people that have never really heard of FSM got to there are also beer volcanoes, but these are fed from a pipe that leads from a brewery almost indistinguishable from an oil refinery. The beer is invariably a rather bland lager that lacks the fine flavours and variation in styles that are available in heaven.
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The style of beer that comes out of the volcanoes depends mainly on the depth and heating the barley field is subjected to underground and the prevalent local yeast and hops. Generally, the deeper the source field, the more full bodied the beer.
@ Beastly Rich
Nice story. Especially liked the idea of the evolution of beer from a rather bland lager into the more full bodied beer.
RAmen
@ Nikki
Wow you were up really late, reflecting on life observations. ;) Hope you had a Happy Holiday with the fam.
Scroll down and you’ll see Santa’s c**K
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Act your F**king age!
‘THERE IS NO SANTA’!!!
and why do you want to see his c**k for?
WEIRDO!!!!
neo-nazi? Where did that come from?
God can’t kill me and then decide where I go afterwards. That’s godmodding, and by RPG rule #2…
we are not Nazi’s, we love the jews, they had more suffering than even the pirates, you my friend are the national socialist here.
OK, you go ahead and think that. But it’s not true.
I’m really getting sick of people making claims about us with NO evidence whatsoever to back it up. How are we neo-nazis? We don’t discriminate against other religions or groups. You guys are the ones writing letters that use the word fuck more than 80 times, that threaten us with murder. We’re a friendly lot, and we are disgusted only by how IDiots are brainwashed and entirely certain that they are right. But we would never act violently.
Peace, Love and Pirates to you, my fellow human. I’m praying for you.
RAmen.