If I was your creator and you mocked me in this manner I couldn’t think of a hell hot enough for you. It is really sad to think that at Judgement you will be standing in front of God Almighty and he will look at you and say “Depart from me ye worker of iniquity, I never knew you” And to think, God let you be born, blessed you with health and love in your life and with what do you honor Him? With such vile mockeries of his Deity. I am sick to my stomach that my small babies will live in such a disgusting generation where God is no longer the source of strength and power. I should hope that as you mature, have children and they ever are in need of a miracle in their life, that you won’t know whose name to call on. I will. And miracle after miracle I have seen Him perform. It is no coincidence. When you invoke the name of JESUS, Miracles HAPPEN! I pray you find that miracle in your life soon. Read Acts 2:38. Oh I guess the Bible is all made up too, right. In that case, make sure u don’t let anyone get you a present this year! Joanna Rose
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
But you’re not God, or the FSM, now, are you? And God/the FSM/Evolution/etc. either doesn’t have feelings (in the case of evolution) or has a sense of humor, as well as an ounce of kindness.
Ok, I’m going to call on Jesus right now to help me perform a miracle. I will drop a pen on the ground, holding it so it stands up and down. Before doing so I will say the following:
“Jesus, I will accept You as my Lord and Savior and will worship God and God alone. I will renounce the Flying Spaghetti Monster and all other deities, provided that You help me to accomplish a miracle. I will drop this pen on the ground, holding it so it stands vertically. Please, O wonderful Jesus, help me to make this pen land so that the bottom of it lands on the floor, and it stands without falling. You tell us to call upon You and You will help us; now I ask You to perform a miracle. Amen.”
I dropped the pen. It fell on its side.
Jesus, I do not accept you and refuse to believe in you. You did not help me as you promised.
There we go. No Jesus, or else he is a liar when he tells us that he will come when we call him.
Sorry, I never believed in Jesus. This is just a proof that he either doesn’t exist or is dishonest.
Evolution can not be disproven. ID can.
RAmen.