heyo, i think you are by far the most cracked out, butt fucking, dick sucking, fagit ass bitch that i have ever seen on the face of this fucked up and corrupt earth. you really need to get a fucking life you neo-nazi bitch. i hope god kills your ass. thank you for causing hysterical laughing as a result of your retardedness. mike nobar
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
So, I’ll say good night then..while I still am able. Good night then. Dream of noodles in a sky of blue and as me Gran would say culla slan: sleep well.
RAmen
I know what you mean about a father. We have always seen the world through similar eyes. Me mum will never understand, but she lurves us just the same. I have been truly blessed in life and wish that others could know the same.
RAmen
‘That’s okay, I’m drunk enough for the both of us. And I’m about down for the count.
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To bed then! I’ll catch you round the board on the flip side. My food fest Holiday will be practically over before you guys even start yours. Have a good one. I, myself am heading to my mum’s for ‘ham and egg’ breakfast in about 10hrs from here. Or for you bloody 24hr clock folk….umm…0800 hundred hours (I think?)
RAmen
Surely your dad is resting in peace among a load of strippers with a flagon of the finest ale at hand. No offense to your mum, but as Mark Twain said, ” A man has to be in his own heaven to be happy.”
RAmen
‘Surely your dad is resting in peace among a load of strippers …’
I have absolutely no doubt of that, what so ever. He was actually pretty much a teetotaller (or whatever they call it/ spell it!) and monogomous, because of his principles, not religion! But I’m sure, now after doing his bit well in his earthly life , he’s probably way into everything in Pastafarian heaven. Cool is a good word. Guess I was one of the lucky zygotes too. :)
RAmen
Hmm, I like the volcanic pipe-ice cave idea, my current ideas would have produced more of a beer geyser than a volcano. I think that the actual volcanoes would be relics with beer erupting out of them
Well, can we have all the hypotheses in place, when you are all ready? Usually, the best option, goes to the most efficient/economical choice. (hey, i didn’t make the accepted/implemented rules ok. Blame the profit comunity!)
I have no idea what you are all saying. So, could we have construction times/prices data please? Promise to butt out on first sentence, on the basis, that I would have no comprehension of any/either proposal!
RAmen
I kinda think, the beer volcanos should double as a theme park, in the tone of ‘Journey to the Centre of the Earth’. Just an opinion here.
@ Mad John Kidd Dec 24th, 2006 at 5:53 am
‘I know what you mean about a father.’…….I have been truly blessed in life and wish that others could know the same.”
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RAmen Mad John!
Ahh….just a lot a life observation. Little girls generally adore their fathers, (and fathers , don’t ever, ever forget it). Another one: Warning (!!) to any current/future fathers of those same little girls (who will grow up eventually), there is still a traditional expectation on the son’s to carry on the line, but that is not how biological reproduction works. Play the hand you are dealt, not the one you would prefer.
ps I am NOT a feminist (with all the conotations that carries). Pure life observation here.
Having said that, let me say that women are really, really cool! I know, because I have ahd experience with this sh*t…..err I mean stuff. Seriously!!!
RAmen
And lo, when the FSM made heaven he started off with a large meadow of barley and wheat with some associated meadows of a flower named hops. Much as he liked frollocking with strippers in the fields he got bored and covered up the fields with sediment and gave it a few more tries, before giving up and knocking back a few brews.
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In an instant, FSM had a new idea, he created (using unintelligent design) a type of sub-surface yeast that acted upon the sugary barley flavoured water (the wort) that was coming up out of the barley while it was being heated underground. If the geothermal gradient is the same in heaven as it is here on earth, the old barley fields were about 4km below the surface and the new sub surface yeast about 400m below the surface.
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And it was good, but the FSM noticed that the produced beer was a bit flat and dribbled rather unspectacularly to the surface. To remedy this situation, the FSM made a thick caprock of generally impermeable and non-porous rock in the knowledge that the carbon dioxide created by the yeast converting the sugar into alcohol would be trapped and dissolve into the beer. This had the added advantage that where there was a icy pipe leading to a volcano on the surface, the beer would become de-pressurised and the CO2 would come out of solution, expand and force the beer to the surface along the pipe producing a cool beer with a lasting head for the followers of FSM to drink to their hearts content. I may have *ahm* deliberately overprimed (too much sugar during bottling=lots of fermenting=lots of CO2=usually exploding bottles) this cider to demonstrate the effects desired by FSM.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAkD-js8W7w
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In the place where the people that have never really heard of FSM got to there are also beer volcanoes, but these are fed from a pipe that leads from a brewery almost indistinguishable from an oil refinery. The beer is invariably a rather bland lager that lacks the fine flavours and variation in styles that are available in heaven.
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The style of beer that comes out of the volcanoes depends mainly on the depth and heating the barley field is subjected to underground and the prevalent local yeast and hops. Generally, the deeper the source field, the more full bodied the beer.
@ Beastly Rich
Nice story. Especially liked the idea of the evolution of beer from a rather bland lager into the more full bodied beer.
RAmen
@ Nikki
Wow you were up really late, reflecting on life observations. ;) Hope you had a Happy Holiday with the fam.
Scroll down and you’ll see Santa’s c**K
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Act your F**king age!
‘THERE IS NO SANTA’!!!
and why do you want to see his c**k for?
WEIRDO!!!!
neo-nazi? Where did that come from?
God can’t kill me and then decide where I go afterwards. That’s godmodding, and by RPG rule #2…
we are not Nazi’s, we love the jews, they had more suffering than even the pirates, you my friend are the national socialist here.
OK, you go ahead and think that. But it’s not true.
I’m really getting sick of people making claims about us with NO evidence whatsoever to back it up. How are we neo-nazis? We don’t discriminate against other religions or groups. You guys are the ones writing letters that use the word fuck more than 80 times, that threaten us with murder. We’re a friendly lot, and we are disgusted only by how IDiots are brainwashed and entirely certain that they are right. But we would never act violently.
Peace, Love and Pirates to you, my fellow human. I’m praying for you.
RAmen.