Comments on: No, buddy, YOU are the http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/no-buddy-you-are-the/ Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:22:55 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: ME DUH http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/no-buddy-you-are-the/#comment-438560 ME DUH Sat, 10 May 2008 15:32:40 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/01/05/no-buddy-you-are-the/#comment-438560 What a fool. We aren't Christians, you IDiot. We don't care about Jesus. Bobby Henderson is wayy better. SCIENCE has proved the Bible true?!?!?! My friend, I think you're confusing "science" with "unreasonable religious beliefs." And by the way, you just said that Matthew, Luke, and whatever the hell their names were are all going to Hell for writing part of the Bible. Wow. WE know nothing about Jesus? What a fool. We aren’t Christians, you IDiot. We don’t care about Jesus. Bobby Henderson is wayy better.
SCIENCE has proved the Bible true?!?!?! My friend, I think you’re confusing “science” with “unreasonable religious beliefs.” And by the way, you just said that Matthew, Luke, and whatever the hell their names were are all going to Hell for writing part of the Bible. Wow. WE know nothing about Jesus?

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]]> By: James D King of Pirates http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/no-buddy-you-are-the/#comment-414293 James D King of Pirates Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:05:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/01/05/no-buddy-you-are-the/#comment-414293 what did the christains do if not the same thing, he was no god but you put him on display as your god, he was merely a rabbi that created a cult that would become the hateful bashers you all are. what did the christains do if not the same thing, he was no god but you put him on display as your god, he was merely a rabbi that created a cult that would become the hateful bashers you all are.

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]]> By: ☠DutchPastaGuy☠ http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/no-buddy-you-are-the/#comment-186020 ☠DutchPastaGuy☠ Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:27:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/01/05/no-buddy-you-are-the/#comment-186020 @El Peatieablo "I’ll send you the medical bill." . The author of the original comment is likely to come up with an excuse for not paying like 'You should have used prayer to get better, it's free'. @El Peatieablo
“I’ll send you the medical bill.”
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The author of the original comment is likely to come up with an excuse for not paying like ‘You should have used prayer to get better, it’s free’.

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]]> By: El Peatieablo http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/no-buddy-you-are-the/#comment-185979 El Peatieablo Wed, 05 Sep 2007 14:56:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/01/05/no-buddy-you-are-the/#comment-185979 1: “No, buddy, YOU are the one who doesn’t have any “deep understanding of Jesus”!” seems to imply that FSMism said something about jesus, while “I’ve checked out your “website” and on it, you’ve said nothing whatsoever about Jesus” would seem to imply the opposite. Get it straight, dude. 2: “I’ve checked out your “website” and on it, you’ve said nothing whatsoever about Jesus” – Why are there quotes around the word “website”? Do you not believe that this is a website? As in, this site on the web is only an alleged website? 3: ““science” talk” Sounds like somebody is upset that we have more than an elementary vocabulary. 4: By this point I’m wondering if you know how to use the “” symbols. What’s that? You do? Ok, I “believe” you. 5: We’re not christians, therefore using arguments involving god, jesus, eternal punishment in the christian afterlife, etc. won’t actually work on us. You should try using a logical argument on us next time (assuming you’ve figured that little trick out by then). 6: “I am not bound by “dogma”. I am bound by the Word of God.” That wasn’t nice; I may have ruptured my spleen from laughing so hard. I’ll send you the medical bill. 1: “No, buddy, YOU are the one who doesn’t have any “deep understanding of Jesus”!” seems to imply that FSMism said something about jesus, while “I’ve checked out your “website” and on it, you’ve said nothing whatsoever about Jesus” would seem to imply the opposite. Get it straight, dude.

2: “I’ve checked out your “website” and on it, you’ve said nothing whatsoever about Jesus” – Why are there quotes around the word “website”? Do you not believe that this is a website? As in, this site on the web is only an alleged website?

3: ““science” talk” Sounds like somebody is upset that we have more than an elementary vocabulary.

4: By this point I’m wondering if you know how to use the “” symbols. What’s that? You do? Ok, I “believe” you.

5: We’re not christians, therefore using arguments involving god, jesus, eternal punishment in the christian afterlife, etc. won’t actually work on us. You should try using a logical argument on us next time (assuming you’ve figured that little trick out by then).

6: “I am not bound by “dogma”. I am bound by the Word of God.” That wasn’t nice; I may have ruptured my spleen from laughing so hard. I’ll send you the medical bill.

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]]> By: howthehelldidthatparrotgetinhere http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/no-buddy-you-are-the/#comment-4080 howthehelldidthatparrotgetinhere Fri, 29 Sep 2006 12:09:50 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/01/05/no-buddy-you-are-the/#comment-4080 baaaaaa. Now Im a sheep. baaaaaaah baaaaaaah baaaaaaah baaaaaaah baaaaaaah Now Im a flock. "man these bloody animals are stupid, I wish they would stop trying to think for themselves and wandering off." Now im a shepherd. Ramen baaaaaa.

Now Im a sheep.

baaaaaaah
baaaaaaah
baaaaaaah
baaaaaaah
baaaaaaah

Now Im a flock.

“man these bloody animals are stupid, I wish they would stop trying to think for themselves and wandering off.”

Now im a shepherd.

Ramen

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]]> By: Stevee http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/no-buddy-you-are-the/#comment-4071 Stevee Fri, 29 Sep 2006 09:00:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/01/05/no-buddy-you-are-the/#comment-4071 How wrong can we be we have said nothing about Jesus DOH!! How stupid are christians really? (or at least the ones who post on here). / You haven't read the sight, you have no perception of whats going on here at all. / You have no perception of your own religion or your own god. / Yet again I have to point out the following: Judge and ye shall be judged you have commited a crime against your god and on the day of your Judgement I beleive you are in trouble. / Mathew, Mark, Luke, John and few others never got to heaven then, "anybody who adds to or subtracts from the Bible is headed for hell?" The new testament added to and changed the bible or do you not understand the difference between New and Old. / Who is "that satanist in England who sells quirky “Jesus clocks” and T-shirts that show our Savior crucified" I'm English I don't know who this guy is, is he popular, and wasn't your saviour crucified? so you only like the "nice" dipictions of crucifixtion then? The ones that make churches money. / What happened to this kind and benign deity who you pray to, who is supposed to love and cherish you. / So lets total it up, You are hypocrite,you have no understanding of what you are talking about, you have been decieved or/and you are a liar. Under the terms of your relegion because of what you have posted on here your God is going to judge you when you die and all of your saviours friends never made it to heaven. / I'm fine thanks for asking, pass the Spaghetti sauce. How wrong can we be we have said nothing about Jesus DOH!!
How stupid are christians really? (or at least the ones who post on here).
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You haven’t read the sight, you have no perception of whats going on here at all.
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You have no perception of your own religion or your own god.
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Yet again I have to point out the following:
Judge and ye shall be judged you have commited a crime against your god and on the day of your Judgement I beleive you are in trouble.
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Mathew, Mark, Luke, John and few others never got to heaven then, “anybody who adds to or subtracts from the Bible is headed for hell?” The new testament added to and changed the bible or do you not understand the difference between New and Old.
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Who is “that satanist in England who sells quirky “Jesus clocks” and T-shirts that show our Savior crucified” I’m English I don’t know who this guy is, is he popular, and wasn’t your saviour crucified? so you only like the “nice” dipictions of crucifixtion then? The ones that make churches money.
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What happened to this kind and benign deity who you pray to, who is supposed to love and cherish you.
/
So lets total it up,
You are hypocrite,you have no understanding of what you are talking about, you have been decieved or/and you are a liar.
Under the terms of your relegion because of what you have posted on here your God is going to judge you when you die and all of your saviours friends never made it to heaven.
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I’m fine thanks for asking, pass the Spaghetti sauce.

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]]> By: The Paul http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/no-buddy-you-are-the/#comment-4060 The Paul Fri, 29 Sep 2006 04:17:07 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/01/05/no-buddy-you-are-the/#comment-4060 I always find it interesting that the people who hold attitudes like Henderob's, the ones who are supposedly going to be accepted by Christ... They're going to maliciously laugh at the suffering of those who aren't so lucky. They will experience joy at witnessing others being eternally damned. In addition: Damned, more or less, for experiencing wonder at God's creation. How many times does Jesus say "love." in the various gospels? He goes on and on and ON about it. If only a tiny fraction of people are getting into heaven, it won't be the sort of person who laughs at someone else's (eternal) pain. I always find it interesting that the people who hold attitudes like Henderob’s, the ones who are supposedly going to be accepted by Christ… They’re going to maliciously laugh at the suffering of those who aren’t so lucky. They will experience joy at witnessing others being eternally damned.

In addition: Damned, more or less, for experiencing wonder at God’s creation.

How many times does Jesus say “love.” in the various gospels? He goes on and on and ON about it. If only a tiny fraction of people are getting into heaven, it won’t be the sort of person who laughs at someone else’s (eternal) pain.

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]]> By: djjack http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/no-buddy-you-are-the/#comment-4040 djjack Fri, 29 Sep 2006 02:29:45 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/01/05/no-buddy-you-are-the/#comment-4040 Oh! Not the end times! I thought our sun wasn't set to burn out for another 500 billion years or so. And I just put a load of laundry in the washing machine! Whatever will I wear? Oh! Not the end times! I thought our sun wasn’t set to burn out for another 500 billion years or so. And I just put a load of laundry in the washing machine! Whatever will I wear?

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]]> By: Conor http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/no-buddy-you-are-the/#comment-4037 Conor Fri, 29 Sep 2006 02:11:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/01/05/no-buddy-you-are-the/#comment-4037 <i>Yarr 'dis site be not about 'yer so called jesus and in no way should it permote him at all, yarr</i> Yarr ‘dis site be not about ‘yer so called jesus and in no way should it permote him at all, yarr

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]]> By: evil eddie http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/no-buddy-you-are-the/#comment-4035 evil eddie Fri, 29 Sep 2006 01:57:53 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/01/05/no-buddy-you-are-the/#comment-4035 "Have you ever read the verse which says that anybody who adds to or subtracts from the Bible is headed for hell?" Hahaha, then everyone who translated the bible will go to hell. Oh, and also everyone who wrote a part of the bible will go to hell, because he added this part. Idiot. “Have you ever read the verse which says that anybody who adds to or subtracts from the Bible is headed for hell?”

Hahaha, then everyone who translated the bible will go to hell.

Oh, and also everyone who wrote a part of the bible will go to hell, because he added this part.

Idiot.

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