Comments on: God Will Glady Accept You http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/god-will-glady-accept-you.htm Fri, 22 Aug 2008 02:33:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2 By: Justin Lee http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/god-will-glady-accept-you.htm#comment-480324 Justin Lee Fri, 06 Jun 2008 06:17:30 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/god-will-glady-accept-you.htm#comment-480324 where the fuck is thr proff that god created us. i think the jesus guy has a way of disguising himself among the world but god hasnt made an appearance. and certainly godly powers is enough to completely rid of terrist in this country right? id go with science and athiesm. science never gives up searching the proff. religion has to be a total fuck and hide the information in stupid hieroglifics and wierd characters and shit. there is evidence that life may have started with some different components such as liquid water, carbon or methane, or nitrogen, or oxygen, or hydrogen. it is all different but life today has made each one useable. why dont the animal species ever have a religion, oh so that there is no religious wars. yep religion is the cause of so many wars. jews are hated, and the crusades massacred for a socalled sacred land. this website was intended to share some of this in a way to not offend the original religions RAmen where the fuck is thr proff that god created us. i think the jesus guy has a way of disguising himself among the world but god hasnt made an appearance. and certainly godly powers is enough to completely rid of terrist in this country right?
id go with science and athiesm. science never gives up searching the proff. religion has to be a total fuck and hide the information in stupid hieroglifics and wierd characters and shit.
there is evidence that life may have started with some different components such as liquid water, carbon or methane, or nitrogen, or oxygen, or hydrogen. it is all different but life today has made each one useable.

why dont the animal species ever have a religion, oh so that there is no religious wars. yep religion is the cause of so many wars. jews are hated, and the crusades massacred for a socalled sacred land.

this website was intended to share some of this in a way to not offend the original religions
RAmen

]]> By: ME DUH http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/god-will-glady-accept-you.htm#comment-438553 ME DUH Sat, 10 May 2008 15:28:14 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/god-will-glady-accept-you.htm#comment-438553 Remember, Ann, it's not too late to change your ways. The FSM is forgiving and has a great sense of humor. He will laugh at the God you worship and not be offended. But if you continue to bore us to death with your pious, old-church-going-lady ways, you will be doomed to an afterlife of stale beer and fat transgender strippers. RAmen. Remember, Ann, it’s not too late to change your ways. The FSM is forgiving and has a great sense of humor. He will laugh at the God you worship and not be offended. But if you continue to bore us to death with your pious, old-church-going-lady ways, you will be doomed to an afterlife of stale beer and fat transgender strippers.
RAmen.

]]> By: James D King of Pirates http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/god-will-glady-accept-you.htm#comment-414292 James D King of Pirates Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:04:52 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/god-will-glady-accept-you.htm#comment-414292 ACTUALLY the people that created me were my parents, i dont want to talk about that. I thought that "God" was not a person. Your dad is the stupid one, and should taste stale beer forever for forcing children to his ways. ACTUALLY the people that created me were my parents, i dont want to talk about that. I thought that “God” was not a person. Your dad is the stupid one, and should taste stale beer forever for forcing children to his ways.

]]> By: Etay http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/god-will-glady-accept-you.htm#comment-185744 Etay Wed, 05 Sep 2007 00:47:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/god-will-glady-accept-you.htm#comment-185744 If God had given man irrefutable proof that He existed, maybe everyone would believe. Unfortunately, He hasn't, so therefore it should be plainly obvious that not everyone will believe in His existence. As a programmer, he should have realized His fault before he began. Besides, God gave us creativity and curiosity, did He not? This, obviously was a mistake, if He wanted everyone to believe in Himself. There are flaws in the design. There is still time to fix. Perhaps He has not yet realized this. Until then, I believe what I want to believe. As of now, I believe in His Noodlyness and Pastafarianism. If God had given man irrefutable proof that He existed, maybe everyone would believe. Unfortunately, He hasn’t, so therefore it should be plainly obvious that not everyone will believe in His existence. As a programmer, he should have realized His fault before he began. Besides, God gave us creativity and curiosity, did He not? This, obviously was a mistake, if He wanted everyone to believe in Himself.
There are flaws in the design. There is still time to fix. Perhaps He has not yet realized this. Until then, I believe what I want to believe. As of now, I believe in His Noodlyness and Pastafarianism.

]]> By: El Peatieablo http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/god-will-glady-accept-you.htm#comment-185742 El Peatieablo Wed, 05 Sep 2007 00:38:56 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/god-will-glady-accept-you.htm#comment-185742 "Does promoting this lame religion help you in any way at all?" Actually, yes. This "lame religion" helped avert a disaster wherein ID would have been (illegally) taught in Kansas schools. “Does promoting this lame religion help you in any way at all?”
Actually, yes. This “lame religion” helped avert a disaster wherein ID would have been (illegally) taught in Kansas schools.

]]> By: new york pastafarian http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/god-will-glady-accept-you.htm#comment-144596 new york pastafarian Sun, 24 Jun 2007 12:51:01 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/god-will-glady-accept-you.htm#comment-144596 noooooooooooooooo! i cant type!!!, wow i have more typos than some of the fundies in hatemail noooooooooooooooo!

i cant type!!!, wow i have more typos than some of the fundies in hatemail

]]> By: new york pastafarian http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/god-will-glady-accept-you.htm#comment-144595 new york pastafarian Sun, 24 Jun 2007 12:49:54 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/god-will-glady-accept-you.htm#comment-144595 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha etc etc etc heard it before "god loves you, and you can still be saved" atleast this one didn't talk about us burning i hell ill take beer and strippers, sounds much morte wirthwhule an afterlife than singing praises to some vain old totalitaian god with an odd fashion sense (no pirate clothes!)and a major supremacy complex --may you all be touched by his noodly appendage hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

etc etc etc

heard it before “god loves you, and you can still be saved”

atleast this one didn’t talk about us burning i hell

ill take beer and strippers, sounds much morte wirthwhule an afterlife than singing praises to some vain old totalitaian god with an odd fashion sense (no pirate clothes!)and a major supremacy complex

–may you all be touched by his noodly appendage

]]> By: ۞ http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/god-will-glady-accept-you.htm#comment-144588 ۞ Sun, 24 Jun 2007 12:36:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/god-will-glady-accept-you.htm#comment-144588 I reckon that the Christian God (you know the beardy guy with the white gown) lives in heaven. Pastafarian Heaven that is. What a kidder! . <blockquote> Hey you guys are such suckers. Burn a couple of bushes and pretend to be dead by hiding in a cave and you're got - hook line and sinker. Guys, I left so many clues in the Bible that it was a joke and you can't even be bothered to read it! Read the Revelations. If you haven't got it by then, you must get the joke by the end. Anyway I'm off for a few beers and to watch some of the lastest strippers. </blockquote> I reckon that the Christian God (you know the beardy guy with the white gown) lives in heaven.
Pastafarian Heaven that is. What a kidder!
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Hey you guys are such suckers. Burn a couple of bushes and pretend to be dead by hiding in a cave and you’re got - hook line and sinker.
Guys, I left so many clues in the Bible that it was a joke and you can’t even be bothered to read it!
Read the Revelations. If you haven’t got it by then, you must get the joke by the end.
Anyway I’m off for a few beers and to watch some of the lastest strippers.

]]> By: Saucy the Mad Wench http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/god-will-glady-accept-you.htm#comment-144586 Saucy the Mad Wench Sun, 24 Jun 2007 12:33:59 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/god-will-glady-accept-you.htm#comment-144586 Are there orgasms in Heaven? Let's see... no physical body, no brain, no neurotransmitters... On second thought, I'll just hang around here for a while longer if you don't mind Are there orgasms in Heaven? Let’s see… no physical body, no brain, no neurotransmitters… On second thought, I’ll just hang around here for a while longer if you don’t mind

]]> By: Wench Nikkiee http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/god-will-glady-accept-you.htm#comment-144584 Wench Nikkiee Sun, 24 Jun 2007 12:27:50 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/god-will-glady-accept-you.htm#comment-144584 Hehehehehehe Blast from the past :) Never seen this one before. "you will never live with God for ever in heaven." . Of course not! We'll all be at the Beer Volcanoes...yummmm... :p)) Hehehehehehe
Blast from the past :)
Never seen this one before.
“you will never live with God for ever in heaven.”
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Of course not! We’ll all be at the Beer Volcanoes…yummmm… :p))

]]> By: ۞ http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/god-will-glady-accept-you.htm#comment-144581 ۞ Sun, 24 Jun 2007 12:24:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/god-will-glady-accept-you.htm#comment-144581 lelly, You Capitalise Your Posts But Not Your Name. Sweet We Like Contrarians Round Here. lelly,

You Capitalise Your Posts But Not Your Name. Sweet
We Like Contrarians Round Here.

]]> By: lelly http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/god-will-glady-accept-you.htm#comment-144562 lelly Sun, 24 Jun 2007 11:55:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/god-will-glady-accept-you.htm#comment-144562 Why Do Christians Always Use Capital Letters Especially When Quoting Their Imaginary God? Its So Annoying... Dammit I Can't Stop - Argh Help Me This Capital Letter Thing Is Getting Out Of Hand - Why Do Christians Always Use Capital Letters Especially When Quoting Their Imaginary God? Its So Annoying…

Dammit I Can’t Stop - Argh Help Me This Capital Letter Thing Is Getting Out Of Hand -

]]> By: Homo narrans http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/god-will-glady-accept-you.htm#comment-14825 Homo narrans Tue, 14 Nov 2006 19:08:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/god-will-glady-accept-you.htm#comment-14825 Does anyone ever think about what "Heaven" could actually be? The notion of complete, unending ETERNITY of nothing but servitude. the Bible talks about an end to suffering and tears, but Heaven seems to have no room whatsoever for personal ambition, self-improvement or anything other than slavish adherence to a totalitarion deity. I'm sure that for the first 500 years Christians would find it great. After 5000 years, they might get a tad bored. After 5 million years, they'd be in just as much Hell as everyone else in their fictional religion. Does anyone ever think about what “Heaven” could actually be? The notion of complete, unending ETERNITY of nothing but servitude. the Bible talks about an end to suffering and tears, but Heaven seems to have no room whatsoever for personal ambition, self-improvement or anything other than slavish adherence to a totalitarion deity. I’m sure that for the first 500 years Christians would find it great. After 5000 years, they might get a tad bored. After 5 million years, they’d be in just as much Hell as everyone else in their fictional religion.

]]> By: Nowtheworldhasmeaning http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/god-will-glady-accept-you.htm#comment-11076 Nowtheworldhasmeaning Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:32:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/god-will-glady-accept-you.htm#comment-11076 Ann Elizabeth . My I offer you the FSM deal, Try our religion and if you are not happy in 30 days you can go back to your old religion. Ann Elizabeth
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My I offer you the FSM deal, Try our religion and if you are not happy in 30 days you can go back to your old religion.

]]> By: Iranian_Stallion http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/god-will-glady-accept-you.htm#comment-1312 Iranian_Stallion Fri, 08 Sep 2006 00:20:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/god-will-glady-accept-you.htm#comment-1312 Well I here he got a pretty sweet book deal...so I guess that helped. Well I here he got a pretty sweet book deal…so I guess that helped.

]]> By: Nostradomus http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/god-will-glady-accept-you.htm#comment-1311 Nostradomus Sun, 03 Sep 2006 19:09:16 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/01/05/god-will-glady-accept-you.htm#comment-1311 Blah,blahblahblah. P.S.I don't think he cares what you or your dad think. Blah,blahblahblah.

P.S.I don’t think he cares what you or your dad think.

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