God Will Glady Accept You Back Into His Arms
Dear Bobby, First of all I want to say you can have your own opinions and views. I respect that and think everyone should have this.
Now my father told me to go to your website to show me how stupid some people can be. You have mocked God, the very person that created you and everyone else on this planet. He gave you life and love but you have turned away from him.
Does promoting this lame religion help you in any way at all? In the end it will get you no where and you will never live with God for ever in heaven. This is not a real religion, it is a joke and if I were you or anyone else in this stupid thing I would leave now and go back to God.
Just remember God is forgiving and will gladly accept you back into his arms. Then you can live with him in heaven forever.
Thank You, Ann Elizabeth
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P.S.I don’t think he cares what you or your dad think.
Well I here he got a pretty sweet book deal…so I guess that helped.
Ann Elizabeth
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My I offer you the FSM deal, Try our religion and if you are not happy in 30 days you can go back to your old religion.
Does anyone ever think about what “Heaven” could actually be? The notion of complete, unending ETERNITY of nothing but servitude. the Bible talks about an end to suffering and tears, but Heaven seems to have no room whatsoever for personal ambition, self-improvement or anything other than slavish adherence to a totalitarion deity. I’m sure that for the first 500 years Christians would find it great. After 5000 years, they might get a tad bored. After 5 million years, they’d be in just as much Hell as everyone else in their fictional religion.
Why Do Christians Always Use Capital Letters Especially When Quoting Their Imaginary God? Its So Annoying…
Dammit I Can’t Stop - Argh Help Me This Capital Letter Thing Is Getting Out Of Hand -
lelly,
You Capitalise Your Posts But Not Your Name. Sweet
We Like Contrarians Round Here.
Hehehehehehe
Blast from the past :)
Never seen this one before.
“you will never live with God for ever in heaven.”
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Of course not! We’ll all be at the Beer Volcanoes…yummmm… :p))
Are there orgasms in Heaven? Let’s see… no physical body, no brain, no neurotransmitters… On second thought, I’ll just hang around here for a while longer if you don’t mind
I reckon that the Christian God (you know the beardy guy with the white gown) lives in heaven.
Pastafarian Heaven that is. What a kidder!
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heard it before “god loves you, and you can still be saved”
atleast this one didn’t talk about us burning i hell
ill take beer and strippers, sounds much morte wirthwhule an afterlife than singing praises to some vain old totalitaian god with an odd fashion sense (no pirate clothes!)and a major supremacy complex
–may you all be touched by his noodly appendage
noooooooooooooooo!
i cant type!!!, wow i have more typos than some of the fundies in hatemail
“Does promoting this lame religion help you in any way at all?”
Actually, yes. This “lame religion” helped avert a disaster wherein ID would have been (illegally) taught in Kansas schools.
If God had given man irrefutable proof that He existed, maybe everyone would believe. Unfortunately, He hasn’t, so therefore it should be plainly obvious that not everyone will believe in His existence. As a programmer, he should have realized His fault before he began. Besides, God gave us creativity and curiosity, did He not? This, obviously was a mistake, if He wanted everyone to believe in Himself.
There are flaws in the design. There is still time to fix. Perhaps He has not yet realized this. Until then, I believe what I want to believe. As of now, I believe in His Noodlyness and Pastafarianism.
ACTUALLY the people that created me were my parents, i dont want to talk about that. I thought that “God” was not a person. Your dad is the stupid one, and should taste stale beer forever for forcing children to his ways.
Remember, Ann, it’s not too late to change your ways. The FSM is forgiving and has a great sense of humor. He will laugh at the God you worship and not be offended. But if you continue to bore us to death with your pious, old-church-going-lady ways, you will be doomed to an afterlife of stale beer and fat transgender strippers.
RAmen.
where the fuck is thr proff that god created us. i think the jesus guy has a way of disguising himself among the world but god hasnt made an appearance. and certainly godly powers is enough to completely rid of terrist in this country right?
id go with science and athiesm. science never gives up searching the proff. religion has to be a total fuck and hide the information in stupid hieroglifics and wierd characters and shit.
there is evidence that life may have started with some different components such as liquid water, carbon or methane, or nitrogen, or oxygen, or hydrogen. it is all different but life today has made each one useable.
why dont the animal species ever have a religion, oh so that there is no religious wars. yep religion is the cause of so many wars. jews are hated, and the crusades massacred for a socalled sacred land.
this website was intended to share some of this in a way to not offend the original religions
RAmen