2006 January archive at Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Archive for January, 2006

What you are trying to

Published by henderob January 25th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 6 Comments

What you are trying to prove with your letter. Its very clear you and your concerned citizen dont have any idea what they are talking about, so if you dont understand something you can say “i didnt get it can you please explain it again to me” but you dont want to admit it and […]

If I was your creator

Published by henderob January 25th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 20 Comments

If I was your creator and you mocked me in this manner I couldn’t think of a hell hot enough for you. It is really sad to think that at Judgement you will be standing in front of God Almighty and he will look at you and say “Depart from me ye worker of iniquity, […]

The only thing that surprises

Published by henderob January 18th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 23 Comments

The only thing that surprises me about your church is that people are actually paying attention to it. Of course, here I am writing you an e-mail. Although I’m not religious, I think that dipshits like yourself that mock the beliefs of others should be shot. You should get a girlfriend. The fact is (although […]

heyo, i think you are

Published by henderob January 15th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 55 Comments

heyo, i think you are by far the most cracked out, butt fucking, dick sucking, fagit ass bitch that i have ever seen on the face of this fucked up and corrupt earth. you really need to get a fucking life you neo-nazi bitch. i hope god kills your ass. thank you for causing hysterical […]

God Will Glady Accept You

Published by henderob January 5th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 14 Comments

God Will Glady Accept You Back Into His Arms
Dear Bobby, First of all I want to say you can have your own opinions and views. I respect that and think everyone should have this.
Now my father told me to go to your website to show me how stupid some people can be. You have mocked […]

No, buddy, YOU are the

Published by henderob January 5th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 9 Comments

No, buddy, YOU are the one who doesn’t have any “deep understanding of Jesus”! As a matter of fact, judging by your site, you have NO understanding of Him. You have put Him in a box, forcing Him to be who YOU think He is. So far, you’ve said absolutely nothing to convince me that […]