I read your little website,

Published December 5th, 2005 by Bobby Henderson

I read your little website, and I have to admit that it was about the most lame religion I have ever heard. And you’re looking towards forcing that into schools? Pfh. That’s in direct violatoin to the constitution. Freedom of religion. And how would you take legal action? Get the president to force it? Like he would believe it. And how would congress back him up? The most you can do is assemble your little group of ‘believers’ and hold a rally or something. Christianity has millions more belivers than your religion and I can’t wait to see the look on your face when you realize that your FSM will be burning in hell. And all of it’s believers. But enough of the hate mail. Now on to the good stuff. The debate. You have said that you have many religious documents that support the fact that a Flying Bunch of noodles created the universe. I’d like to see these documents? Where are they? You show no proof. You say you have them. Yet where are they? It is one think to say you have them and another thing to show you have them. You show no proof of them. You just said you have them. Anyone can do that. It takes only a person with a brain and conscience to make up a thought like that one. Secondly, you say that there is a relation to the amount of pirates and an increase in global temperature. This is just coincidence. Scientists – that out number your believers – have actually proved, with science, that the increase in global temperature is in DIRECT relation to the release of certain gaseous pollutants that break up the Ozone layer which allows more heat to enter the earth’s atmosphere. Thirdly, the “Political Support” is just quotes from people you twisted to support your opinions. Yet, we have freedom of religion, so you may believe this bunch of crap you call religious. When you are done with this email, please delete it. You may add this to your dumb little site if you like. *The Person who PWN3D your So-Called-Religon* Jon Moths



34 Responses to “I read your little website,”

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  1. Nostradomus says:

    “I read your little website, and I have to admit that it was about the most lame religion I have ever heard. And you’re looking towards forcing that into schools? Pfh. That’s in direct violatoin to the constitution.”

    IT…IS….A…JOKE.
    Idiot.

  2. this guys retarded says:

    [sarcasm]
    wow your sooooooooo smart! i mean wow i thought that this would be a gay comment but NO WAY i mean im changed forever!
    [/sarcasm]
    now to the real shit
    you dint pwn any religion, nobodys gona listen to you
    we pastafarians dont really give a shit about what you retarded anti-pastafarians have to say. Whatever you say, wer just gona piss on.
    fuck you asshole.
    your just wasting your time.
    but thats not a waste at all, is it

  3. Nowtheworldhasmeaning says:

    Jon Moths is going to kick himself when he finds out that this is just satire, asuming Jon actually knows the definition of satire that is.

  4. jesus christ says:

    does anybody realize this is a joke religion. that means it isn’t a real religion. i guess those that love religion lack humor or this they are always right. zipididodah mother fucker.

  5. nikkiee says:

    @Jon Moths
    woo…..over the top of your head like a spacecraft.
    “I can’t wait to see the look on your face when you realize that your FSM will be burning in hell. ….”
    At least he admits the great FSM is real!

  6. Penne says:

    WHAT????!!!!!!!-YOU MEAN THIS HAS ALL BEEN A JOKE????!!!!???????

  7. Penne says:

    crap

  8. Max Globs says:

    It’s okay. Your path will reveal itself eventually

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