Comments on: Bobby The best or only http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm Sat, 05 Jul 2008 02:42:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2 By: ME DUH http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-438564 ME DUH Sat, 10 May 2008 15:34:15 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-438564 The Bible was written by a bunch of primitive men. It is meaningless, and evolution has lots of evidence. Go ask any actual scientist. The Bible was written by a bunch of primitive men. It is meaningless, and evolution has lots of evidence. Go ask any actual scientist.

]]> By: James D King of Pirates http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-414295 James D King of Pirates Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:06:56 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-414295 fossil records, visual evdence from the world, just to name the two most commone, what evidence does christianity have? a book that was just plagarized from holy books from doezens of other religions. fossil records, visual evdence from the world, just to name the two most commone, what evidence does christianity have? a book that was just plagarized from holy books from doezens of other religions.

]]> By: Rowdiest Wench http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185977 Rowdiest Wench Wed, 05 Sep 2007 14:47:53 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185977 @ RDPW - I haven't been able to keep up much lately...is Ships Cat in trouble again? *Rowdy raises hackles, prepares for battle* @ RDPW - I haven’t been able to keep up much lately…is Ships Cat in trouble again? *Rowdy raises hackles, prepares for battle*

]]> By: ☠DutchPastaGuy☠ http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185951 ☠DutchPastaGuy☠ Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:55:52 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185951 @RDPW "DPG, if Ships Cats doesn’t show up soon, I’ll quickly rectify that little mistake ;)" . Ok. I assume the wabbit would lose more than just his singing abilities in the 'rectifying' process. @RDPW
“DPG, if Ships Cats doesn’t show up soon, I’ll quickly rectify that little mistake ;)”
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Ok. I assume the wabbit would lose more than just his singing abilities in the ‘rectifying’ process.

]]> By: Dave http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185944 Dave Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:25:29 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185944 One of FSMs original creations. So lets see the cristians top that. One of FSMs original creations. So lets see the cristians top that.

]]> By: Red Dutchpasta Wench http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185942 Red Dutchpasta Wench Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:05:40 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185942 DPG, if Ships Cats doesn't show up soon, I'll quickly rectify that little mistake ;) DPG, if Ships Cats doesn’t show up soon, I’ll quickly rectify that little mistake ;)

]]> By: ☠DutchPastaGuy☠ http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185940 ☠DutchPastaGuy☠ Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:57:09 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185940 A singing wabbit?! I didn't know wabbit evolution had produced vocal cords. I really fail to understand what the FSM was thinking of when he allowd this one to slip by. I'll bet he was pretty pissed again. A singing wabbit?! I didn’t know wabbit evolution had produced vocal cords. I really fail to understand what the FSM was thinking of when he allowd this one to slip by. I’ll bet he was pretty pissed again.

]]> By: Thumper ™ http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185935 Thumper ™ Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:37:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185935 *wabbit wears "choose life" T shirt and gold cross earring*...you gotta have faith, ah faith, ah faith ah...Baaaaaby!!!...*wabbit turn to Marilyn Manson to counter balance 80's pseudo Christian vomit fest* *wabbit wears “choose life” T shirt and gold cross earring*…you gotta have faith, ah faith, ah faith ah…Baaaaaby!!!…*wabbit turn to Marilyn Manson to counter balance 80’s pseudo Christian vomit fest*

]]> By: SaucyWench http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185913 SaucyWench Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:35:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185913 Thanks RDPW. I think it might have been Korn that recorded it again, though. What do I know? I'm old, after all. Thanks RDPW. I think it might have been Korn that recorded it again, though. What do I know? I’m old, after all.

]]> By: Red Dutchpasta Wench http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185911 Red Dutchpasta Wench Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:25:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185911 I think you're right Saucey, it was George Micheal. Good song, even if you disagree with the words :) I think you’re right Saucey, it was George Micheal. Good song, even if you disagree with the words :)

]]> By: SaucyWench http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185910 SaucyWench Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:21:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185910 I think it was George Michael, not Michael Jackson, who first recorded "Faith." I can't get the image of Michael Jackson singing the song out of my mind. For the love of all that is good and right in this world! Ok, now I can picture Limp Bizkit's cover of the song. I'm good now. Phew! I think it was George Michael, not Michael Jackson, who first recorded “Faith.” I can’t get the image of Michael Jackson singing the song out of my mind. For the love of all that is good and right in this world! Ok, now I can picture Limp Bizkit’s cover of the song. I’m good now. Phew!

]]> By: PT http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185892 PT Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:29:53 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185892 Hey Dutchpastaguy, I think you misunderstood the tone of my message. I am only pointing out that the mind of the religious extremist is monocular (sp?) They have little room for visualising the big picture, even by their own terms. The evolution vs. creation conflict is a crisis of perseption. Hey Dutchpastaguy,

I think you misunderstood the tone of my message. I am only pointing out that the mind of the religious extremist is monocular (sp?) They have little room for visualising the big picture, even by their own terms. The evolution vs. creation conflict is a crisis of perseption.

]]> By: Devout Heathen http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185881 Devout Heathen Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:15:04 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185881 Why thank you, O Nameless Sender of Mail! When I looked yesterday, I was slightly concerned about the supply of feedback, but no more. What a delicious collection of nonsense for us to tear to tiny shreds and mock mercilessly! It is artful in its ignorance, mind-expanding in its meandering phrases, and imbued with such high concentrations of Wrongness that it can only be the brain-child of a true believer. . Given the speech extracts given by Beastly Rich, I doubt whether Hitler really was an atheist. Mind you, I severely doubt whether our friendly parish vicar would recognise much in Hitler's particular flavour of Christianity. From the all-knowing Television, I learned that Hitler was heavily into all kinds of occultism. How much of that he actually believed himself, is open to speculation. . A nice well-established religion such as Christianity is an invaluable tool in the toolkit of any self-respecting dictator, once you subvert and corrupt it to your own purposes. What better argument is there than "God Has Just Told Me That All The Jews Must Die?" This, by the way, is true for any religion, except of course Pastafarianism, for is it not written: . "I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people." . Thus spoke the Second Condiment as carried to us by the Pirate Captain Mosey, may his plate be ever full of noodles. . RAmen! . Yours in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Devout Heathen Why thank you, O Nameless Sender of Mail! When I looked yesterday, I was slightly concerned about the supply of feedback, but no more. What a delicious collection of nonsense for us to tear to tiny shreds and mock mercilessly! It is artful in its ignorance, mind-expanding in its meandering phrases, and imbued with such high concentrations of Wrongness that it can only be the brain-child of a true believer.
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Given the speech extracts given by Beastly Rich, I doubt whether Hitler really was an atheist. Mind you, I severely doubt whether our friendly parish vicar would recognise much in Hitler’s particular flavour of Christianity. From the all-knowing Television, I learned that Hitler was heavily into all kinds of occultism. How much of that he actually believed himself, is open to speculation.
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A nice well-established religion such as Christianity is an invaluable tool in the toolkit of any self-respecting dictator, once you subvert and corrupt it to your own purposes. What better argument is there than “God Has Just Told Me That All The Jews Must Die?” This, by the way, is true for any religion, except of course Pastafarianism, for is it not written:
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“I’d really rather you didn’t use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don’t require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.”
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Thus spoke the Second Condiment as carried to us by the Pirate Captain Mosey, may his plate be ever full of noodles.
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RAmen!
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Yours in the Flying Spaghetti Monster,
Devout Heathen

]]> By: ☠DutchPastaGuy☠ http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185843 ☠DutchPastaGuy☠ Wed, 05 Sep 2007 06:52:53 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185843 @PT "Creationism and Evolution can be entirely compatable. The bible says that the world was created in 7 days. How long is a “say” for a supreme being? Maybe 500,000,000 years? Natural selection can be interpreted as the tool by which God creats life." . Wrong. If one of gods days is 500000000 human years and god created all animals on one of his 'days' (as the bible says) then how come life forms have been appearing over a period of much longer than 500000000? As eddie spaghetti said, words in the English language do have a specific meaning and the religious people are just utterly desperate to stretch it beyond the point of crazyness. @PT
“Creationism and Evolution can be entirely compatable. The bible says that the world was created in 7 days. How long is a “say” for a supreme being? Maybe 500,000,000 years? Natural selection can be interpreted as the tool by which God creats life.”
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Wrong. If one of gods days is 500000000 human years and god created all animals on one of his ‘days’ (as the bible says) then how come life forms have been appearing over a period of much longer than 500000000? As eddie spaghetti said, words in the English language do have a specific meaning and the religious people are just utterly desperate to stretch it beyond the point of crazyness.

]]> By: michael http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185834 michael Wed, 05 Sep 2007 06:33:49 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185834 Jeremiah 6:13 For from the least of them even unto the greatest of them every one is given to covetousness; and from the prophet even unto the priest every one dealeth falsely. Matthew 15:8 This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me. Mark 7:6 He answered and said unto them, Well hath Esaias prophesied of you hypocrites, as it is written, This people honoureth me with their lips, but their heart is far from me. as for meat and pasta: Leviticus 2:1 And when any will offer a meat offering unto the LORD, his offering shall be of fine flour; and he shall pour oil upon it, and put frankincense thereon. clearly a reference to spaghetti (made from flour) and meatballs. x .m. Jeremiah 6:13
For from the least of them even unto the greatest of them every one is given to covetousness; and from the prophet even unto the priest every one dealeth falsely.

Matthew 15:8
This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.

Mark 7:6
He answered and said unto them, Well hath Esaias prophesied of you hypocrites, as it is written, This people honoureth me with their lips, but their heart is far from me.

as for meat and pasta:

Leviticus 2:1
And when any will offer a meat offering unto the LORD, his offering shall be of fine flour; and he shall pour oil upon it, and put frankincense thereon.

clearly a reference to spaghetti (made from flour) and meatballs.

x

.m.

]]> By: eddie spaghetti http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185832 eddie spaghetti Wed, 05 Sep 2007 06:23:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185832 @PT Yes, Creationism and Evolution CAN be entirely compatible, as long as you can take anything you read in the bible and say that it really means something else. @PT
Yes, Creationism and Evolution CAN be entirely compatible, as long as you can take anything you read in the bible and say that it really means something else.

]]> By: PT http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185810 PT Wed, 05 Sep 2007 05:25:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185810 Evolution justifies murder? In Isaiah, God instructs a man to chop his son to death with an axe to prove his loyalty to God. Think of the Spanish Inquisition, or the murder of Incan tribes by Cortez and the church. I'd say that religion justifies murder in clear terms. Evolution justifies murder? In Isaiah, God instructs a man to chop his son to death with an axe to prove his loyalty to God.

Think of the Spanish Inquisition, or the murder of Incan tribes by Cortez and the church. I’d say that religion justifies murder in clear terms.

]]> By: PT http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185805 PT Wed, 05 Sep 2007 05:15:40 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185805 I can think of no greater insult to God than a literal interpretation of the written words. People who take the Bible literally reduce the scriptures to a mere DVD instruction manual. The Bible doesn't say "how". It answers "why". I can think of no greater insult to God than a literal interpretation of the written words. People who take the Bible literally reduce the scriptures to a mere DVD instruction manual. The Bible doesn’t say “how”. It answers “why”.

]]> By: PT http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185800 PT Wed, 05 Sep 2007 05:00:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185800 Creationism and Evolution can be entirely compatable. The bible says that the world was created in 7 days. How long is a "say" for a supreme being? Maybe 500,000,000 years? Natural selection can be interpreted as the tool by which God creats life. Creationism and Evolution can be entirely compatable. The bible says that the world was created in 7 days. How long is a “say” for a supreme being? Maybe 500,000,000 years? Natural selection can be interpreted as the tool by which God creats life.

]]> By: Red Dutch Pasta Wench http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185798 Red Dutch Pasta Wench Wed, 05 Sep 2007 04:52:07 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/20/bobby-the-best-or-only.htm#comment-185798 Me too Peter. And Jerry, I have faith, in the FSM :)) Me too Peter. And Jerry, I have faith, in the FSM :))

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