Bobby The best or only evidence the evolutionist has is a picture of somebody’s imagination of an ape evolving into a man. Where as the Bible has good science, He hangs the earth upon nothing Job 26:7. Archaeology with the discovery of people places and things backs the stories of the Bible. Prophesy like Isaiah 9:6 foretelling the coming of Jesus Christ seven hundred years before his birth. And if you know what to look for you can see prophecy taking shape today. Many more millions of people died because of the teaching of Darwin, than all the religious wars of the world combined throughout history. With the likes of Hitler, Lenin the two shooters of Columbine High, all strong believers in evolution. You know master race, survival of the fittest; we’re nothing but animals. Abortion homosexuality adultery rape steeling racism murder can all be justified through evolution. A religion of self, I got nobody to answer to but me. Where were the atheist organizations after Katrina? Or can anything good come out of the belief of evolution? How can a scientist that sees the complexity of the human body deny God? One of the greatest scientist that ever lived who believed in Noah’s flood and a literal six-day creation said, I study the Bible daily. And all my discoveries have been made in answer to prayer. Isaac Newton. The ninth commandment says thou shall not lie. What would a true evolutionist say? kevin Dear Bobby, Ref your website at http://www.venganza.org/ I sure would hate to be you on Judgment Day. You think God and the Bible are all a bunch of malarkey. Well, if that’s true, please explain why hundreds of Bible prophecies have already come true and are STILL unfolding before our very eyes…..
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The Bible has good science? Hmmm… lets see..
Oh in Leviticus 11:6 - the rabbit chews the cud. Wrong.
The Earth is flat….Wrong
The Earth is the center of the universe….Wrong
Evolution is wrong.Intellegent Design is right….Wrong Again.
Maybe you should stick to spiritual things and let the scientists discuss science. The Bible was not intended as a science book. And every time you try to make it one, you make yourself the fool.
Matthew 22:21
thats the stupidest thing iv ever heard
you study the bible?
go study a real book you idiot
there are so many better things to do with your time
the bible tells you how to live, nothing scientific
go read the gospel of the FSM
thats actually scientific
“Bobby The best or only evidence the evolutionist has is a picture of somebody’s imagination of an ape evolving into a man.”
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I’d like to put this guy up for a award, this has to be the most stupid, pig swilling, backwater, ill educated Christian of all, which is an amazing acheivement when you consider the competition.
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“I sure would hate to be you on Judgment Day.”
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hahahaha I’d hate to be YOU when you get your science exam results!
this guy is retarded. how has evolution, the study of how organisms change over time led to crisis. and no, hitler was never atheist. will judgement day be like it was in terminator III: rise of the machines?
people like this are seriously retarded
“Many more millions of people died because of the teaching of Darwin, than all the religious wars of the world combined throughout history. With the likes of Hitler, Lenin the two shooters of Columbine High, all strong believers in evolution.”
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Oh dear…..oh dear…no comment!
I did a project on Hitler in school and I don’t know why people keep saying he didn’t belive in God.Infact,the nutter thought that God spoke to him in a feild one day while he was in the German army and told him to lead the German people to glory or some such stuff, and that he would rule the world.(much like George Bush) It’s got to be in a book around here somewhere or at least on the net,I’ll rummage around and if I find it I’ll let you know.
Besides, he’s confusing Lenin with Stalin. Sorry, man, but I tend not to take people seriously when they don’t even know the history that they are using as evidence
The guy is just parroting the same old shriveled creationist rhetoric of his forefathers. Regarding the archaeological evidence, I would like to see the journals on that because there is actually very little to confirm anything in the bible. Go figure.
well lets analyse this:
He hangs the earth upon nothing. WTF?
millions of people died from the teaching of darwin. first of all, hitler was not an athiest. Second of all the shooters of colombine high were not athiests. Third of all, lenin wasn’t nearly as bad as the tsar he overthrew, nor did he do nearly as bad things as the people who tried to overthrow his establishment: i.e the u.s.
Abortion homosexuality adultery rape steeling racism murder can all be justified through evolution.
Wrong, wrong, wrong. Evolution does, in no sense, justify these things. It simply explains them.
Except for homosexuality. That actually contradicts the purpose of evolution.
But then again homosexuality is nothing that needs justifying.
Where were the atheist organizations after Katrina?
The athiest organisations helping after katrina were the organisation of size, the people who realise its better to go save peoples lives than be missionaries to convert people. These organisations were: Hospitals. thats right, hospitals, the red cross and many, many more. Athiests use ethics, not rubbish commands found in a sci-fi book.
One of the greatest scientist that ever lived who believed in Noah’s flood and a literal six-day creation said, I study the Bible daily. And all my discoveries have been made in answer to prayer. Isaac Newton.
First of all, Issac Newton also believed the world was flat.
Second of all, later in life Issac Newton turned into a psycopath who spent his spare time sending people to torture rooms and guillotines.
The ninth commandment says thou shall not lie. What would a true evolutionist say?
A true evolutionist, like I said before, use ethics, which has been made by people who actually exist. Ethics, unlike the ten commandments, changes.\
hundreds of Bible prophecies have already come true and are STILL unfolding before our very eyes…..
please name at least 5 of these, and im going to convert instantly.
Ahh yes I remember this one….now this is definately one of my favourites.
The fun thing about prophecy is that you can make it mean absolutly anything that suits your purpose. A little while back I had a Seventh Day Adventist trying to tell me his believe was justified by a bunch of biblical prophecies that had come true. He couldn’t understand that prophecy is fluid.
As to Isaac Newton, he probably wasn’t even the greatest scientist of the 17th century, let alone all time. He was caught out plagerising other people and went out of his way to destroy the reputation of Robert Hooke.
I’ve already commented on the authorship of the Ten Commandments. I will not base my morality on that of a murderer, self proclaimed killer of tens of thousands of children and warlord.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/Columnists/Column/0,,1963333,00.html
This has a nice definition of Creationism.
What about the Crusades? and the Inquisition?
oh, and I think Hitler was a Christian
Hitler spent a year in a seminary…he also painted…badly or so I’ve heard.
“The Earth is flat” where in the bible does it say this??? And no hitler wasn’t a christian he was brought up in a Catholic family but soon left to become his own man. If evolution was true what he did to all the Jews was justifed, hey evolutioists isn’t that just called survival of the fittest? And National geographic published an article If evolution were true rape is justified, after all we are just animals and were just trying to pass on our genetics. But it is all up to you on what you want to believe after all its between you and the big guy on judgement day and you have no excuse you have been told and that is why god gave us free will so you can make your own decision and then when you are pfoven wrong you cant blame any one else but your self.
What big guy? You mean some basketbalplayer or perhaps big as in sumo-wrestler? I don’t believe in your god joe, and I don’t think my free will came from some guy in the sky either.
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Mass-murder is hardly survival of the fittest, neither is rape. We have a little something called civilization, and both are a serious violation of that. Not to mention disgusting.
@joe
“If evolution was true what he did to all the Jews was justifed, hey evolutioists isn’t that just called survival of the fittest?”
No that is called genocide, and is bad in evolutionarey terms as it reduces variation in the gene pool, making the species more vulnerable to diseases therefore weaker and less likely to survive.
“If evolution were true rape is justified”
Look at other animals they go through various selective processes in choseing mates to get the best one and produce the best offspring, they don’t just go around fucking like you seem to think. Also doesn’t the bible portray rape as acceptable in some places i can’t be bothered to find the extracts but they have been posted up here before.
@joe, some quotes for you,
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My feelings as a Christian points me to my Lord and Savior as a fighter. It points me to the man who once in loneliness, surrounded only by a few followers, recognized these Jews for what they were and summoned men to fight against them and who, God’s truth! was greatest not as a sufferer but as a fighter. In boundless love as a Christian and as a man I read through the passage which tells us how the Lord at last rose in His might and seized the scourge to drive out of the Temple the brood of vipers and adders. How terrific was His fight for the world against the Jewish poison. To-day, after two thousand years, with deepest emotion I recognize more profoundly than ever before in the fact that it was for this that He had to shed His blood upon the Cross. As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice…. And if there is anything which could demonstrate that we are acting rightly it is the distress that daily grows. For as a Christian I have also a duty to my own people…. When I go out in the morning and see these men standing in their queues and look into their pinched faces, then I believe I would be no Christian, but a very devil if I felt no pity for them, if I did not, as did our Lord two thousand years ago, turn against those by whom to-day this poor people is plundered and exploited.
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-Adolf Hitler, in his speech in Munich on 12 April 1922
Clearly an atheist motivated by evolution.
There are hundreds of these at http://www.nobeliefs.com/speeches.htm
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The fact is Christians would love to distance themselves from hitler and call him an atheist but it simply isn’t true.
oh and about the moral superiority of the bible…
http://non-religious.com/scriptures.html
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Exodus 32:27: Then he (Moses) said to them, “This is what the LORD, the God of Israel, says: ‘Each man strap a sword to his side. Go back and forth through the camp from one end to the other, each killing his brother and friend and neighbor.’” 28 The Levites did as Moses commanded, and that day about 3,000 of the people died.