Bobby The best or only evidence the evolutionist has is a picture of somebody’s imagination of an ape evolving into a man. Where as the Bible has good science, He hangs the earth upon nothing Job 26:7. Archaeology with the discovery of people places and things backs the stories of the Bible. Prophesy like Isaiah 9:6 foretelling the coming of Jesus Christ seven hundred years before his birth. And if you know what to look for you can see prophecy taking shape today. Many more millions of people died because of the teaching of Darwin, than all the religious wars of the world combined throughout history. With the likes of Hitler, Lenin the two shooters of Columbine High, all strong believers in evolution. You know master race, survival of the fittest; we’re nothing but animals. Abortion homosexuality adultery rape steeling racism murder can all be justified through evolution. A religion of self, I got nobody to answer to but me. Where were the atheist organizations after Katrina? Or can anything good come out of the belief of evolution? How can a scientist that sees the complexity of the human body deny God? One of the greatest scientist that ever lived who believed in Noah’s flood and a literal six-day creation said, I study the Bible daily. And all my discoveries have been made in answer to prayer. Isaac Newton. The ninth commandment says thou shall not lie. What would a true evolutionist say? kevin Dear Bobby, Ref your website at http://www.venganza.org/ I sure would hate to be you on Judgment Day. You think God and the Bible are all a bunch of malarkey. Well, if that’s true, please explain why hundreds of Bible prophecies have already come true and are STILL unfolding before our very eyes…..
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
The Bible has good science? Hmmm… lets see..
Oh in Leviticus 11:6 - the rabbit chews the cud. Wrong.
The Earth is flat….Wrong
The Earth is the center of the universe….Wrong
Evolution is wrong.Intellegent Design is right….Wrong Again.
Maybe you should stick to spiritual things and let the scientists discuss science. The Bible was not intended as a science book. And every time you try to make it one, you make yourself the fool.
Matthew 22:21
thats the stupidest thing iv ever heard
you study the bible?
go study a real book you idiot
there are so many better things to do with your time
the bible tells you how to live, nothing scientific
go read the gospel of the FSM
thats actually scientific
“Bobby The best or only evidence the evolutionist has is a picture of somebody’s imagination of an ape evolving into a man.”
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I’d like to put this guy up for a award, this has to be the most stupid, pig swilling, backwater, ill educated Christian of all, which is an amazing acheivement when you consider the competition.
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“I sure would hate to be you on Judgment Day.”
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hahahaha I’d hate to be YOU when you get your science exam results!
this guy is retarded. how has evolution, the study of how organisms change over time led to crisis. and no, hitler was never atheist. will judgement day be like it was in terminator III: rise of the machines?
people like this are seriously retarded
“Many more millions of people died because of the teaching of Darwin, than all the religious wars of the world combined throughout history. With the likes of Hitler, Lenin the two shooters of Columbine High, all strong believers in evolution.”
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Oh dear…..oh dear…no comment!
I did a project on Hitler in school and I don’t know why people keep saying he didn’t belive in God.Infact,the nutter thought that God spoke to him in a feild one day while he was in the German army and told him to lead the German people to glory or some such stuff, and that he would rule the world.(much like George Bush) It’s got to be in a book around here somewhere or at least on the net,I’ll rummage around and if I find it I’ll let you know.
Besides, he’s confusing Lenin with Stalin. Sorry, man, but I tend not to take people seriously when they don’t even know the history that they are using as evidence
The guy is just parroting the same old shriveled creationist rhetoric of his forefathers. Regarding the archaeological evidence, I would like to see the journals on that because there is actually very little to confirm anything in the bible. Go figure.
well lets analyse this:
He hangs the earth upon nothing. WTF?
millions of people died from the teaching of darwin. first of all, hitler was not an athiest. Second of all the shooters of colombine high were not athiests. Third of all, lenin wasn’t nearly as bad as the tsar he overthrew, nor did he do nearly as bad things as the people who tried to overthrow his establishment: i.e the u.s.
Abortion homosexuality adultery rape steeling racism murder can all be justified through evolution.
Wrong, wrong, wrong. Evolution does, in no sense, justify these things. It simply explains them.
Except for homosexuality. That actually contradicts the purpose of evolution.
But then again homosexuality is nothing that needs justifying.
Where were the atheist organizations after Katrina?
The athiest organisations helping after katrina were the organisation of size, the people who realise its better to go save peoples lives than be missionaries to convert people. These organisations were: Hospitals. thats right, hospitals, the red cross and many, many more. Athiests use ethics, not rubbish commands found in a sci-fi book.
One of the greatest scientist that ever lived who believed in Noah’s flood and a literal six-day creation said, I study the Bible daily. And all my discoveries have been made in answer to prayer. Isaac Newton.
First of all, Issac Newton also believed the world was flat.
Second of all, later in life Issac Newton turned into a psycopath who spent his spare time sending people to torture rooms and guillotines.
The ninth commandment says thou shall not lie. What would a true evolutionist say?
A true evolutionist, like I said before, use ethics, which has been made by people who actually exist. Ethics, unlike the ten commandments, changes.\
hundreds of Bible prophecies have already come true and are STILL unfolding before our very eyes…..
please name at least 5 of these, and im going to convert instantly.
Ahh yes I remember this one….now this is definately one of my favourites.
The fun thing about prophecy is that you can make it mean absolutly anything that suits your purpose. A little while back I had a Seventh Day Adventist trying to tell me his believe was justified by a bunch of biblical prophecies that had come true. He couldn’t understand that prophecy is fluid.
As to Isaac Newton, he probably wasn’t even the greatest scientist of the 17th century, let alone all time. He was caught out plagerising other people and went out of his way to destroy the reputation of Robert Hooke.
I’ve already commented on the authorship of the Ten Commandments. I will not base my morality on that of a murderer, self proclaimed killer of tens of thousands of children and warlord.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/Columnists/Column/0,,1963333,00.html
This has a nice definition of Creationism.
What about the Crusades? and the Inquisition?
oh, and I think Hitler was a Christian
Hitler spent a year in a seminary…he also painted…badly or so I’ve heard.
“The Earth is flat” where in the bible does it say this??? And no hitler wasn’t a christian he was brought up in a Catholic family but soon left to become his own man. If evolution was true what he did to all the Jews was justifed, hey evolutioists isn’t that just called survival of the fittest? And National geographic published an article If evolution were true rape is justified, after all we are just animals and were just trying to pass on our genetics. But it is all up to you on what you want to believe after all its between you and the big guy on judgement day and you have no excuse you have been told and that is why god gave us free will so you can make your own decision and then when you are pfoven wrong you cant blame any one else but your self.
What big guy? You mean some basketbalplayer or perhaps big as in sumo-wrestler? I don’t believe in your god joe, and I don’t think my free will came from some guy in the sky either.
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Mass-murder is hardly survival of the fittest, neither is rape. We have a little something called civilization, and both are a serious violation of that. Not to mention disgusting.
@joe
“If evolution was true what he did to all the Jews was justifed, hey evolutioists isn’t that just called survival of the fittest?”
No that is called genocide, and is bad in evolutionarey terms as it reduces variation in the gene pool, making the species more vulnerable to diseases therefore weaker and less likely to survive.
“If evolution were true rape is justified”
Look at other animals they go through various selective processes in choseing mates to get the best one and produce the best offspring, they don’t just go around fucking like you seem to think. Also doesn’t the bible portray rape as acceptable in some places i can’t be bothered to find the extracts but they have been posted up here before.
@joe, some quotes for you,
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My feelings as a Christian points me to my Lord and Savior as a fighter. It points me to the man who once in loneliness, surrounded only by a few followers, recognized these Jews for what they were and summoned men to fight against them and who, God’s truth! was greatest not as a sufferer but as a fighter. In boundless love as a Christian and as a man I read through the passage which tells us how the Lord at last rose in His might and seized the scourge to drive out of the Temple the brood of vipers and adders. How terrific was His fight for the world against the Jewish poison. To-day, after two thousand years, with deepest emotion I recognize more profoundly than ever before in the fact that it was for this that He had to shed His blood upon the Cross. As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice…. And if there is anything which could demonstrate that we are acting rightly it is the distress that daily grows. For as a Christian I have also a duty to my own people…. When I go out in the morning and see these men standing in their queues and look into their pinched faces, then I believe I would be no Christian, but a very devil if I felt no pity for them, if I did not, as did our Lord two thousand years ago, turn against those by whom to-day this poor people is plundered and exploited.
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-Adolf Hitler, in his speech in Munich on 12 April 1922
Clearly an atheist motivated by evolution.
There are hundreds of these at http://www.nobeliefs.com/speeches.htm
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The fact is Christians would love to distance themselves from hitler and call him an atheist but it simply isn’t true.
oh and about the moral superiority of the bible…
http://non-religious.com/scriptures.html
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Exodus 32:27: Then he (Moses) said to them, “This is what the LORD, the God of Israel, says: ‘Each man strap a sword to his side. Go back and forth through the camp from one end to the other, each killing his brother and friend and neighbor.’” 28 The Levites did as Moses commanded, and that day about 3,000 of the people died.
HA!!!â€Noodly appendage†What kind of Website is this. I didn’t even know there was a Website for people who believe in fucking spaghetti. Holy shit wait until i tell the rest of the world about this. How can there be a logical explanation for this religion??? Let me guess the FSM created earth but yet we humans created spaghetti????? Okay first of all “Spaghetti†was created by humans. How the fuck can Spaghetti create the world and its inhabitants???????Lol!!!!NOW THIS SHIT IS FUNNY CAN’T WAIT TO TELL EVERYBODY ELSE!!!!!!!!So many people will be coming into this Website just to make fun of it!!Haha!!!!!!!!!!!
1: I know you think it’s wrong, but could you tell me, calmly and honestly, what you think evolution supporters think evolution is and what evidence it has?
2: The bible is, by definition, not science.
3: When you start quoting fiction as fact, I stop reading. I just don’t think I could take it, even if the rest of this post is as hilarious as I have come to expect from a fundie.
i’m not here to bash belivers or quote the bible. nor am i here to say thats awsome. but to you belivers. bobby could be a modern day hitler without the killing people. a man that can make any argument and make people belive anything he wanted to. but this is a teaching of how the world was created based on science not faith. and if one thing michal jackson was true it is “you gotta have faith”.
I hope Bobby has Grape flavored Kool Aid, I like Grapes!
Me too Peter. And Jerry, I have faith, in the FSM :))
Creationism and Evolution can be entirely compatable. The bible says that the world was created in 7 days. How long is a “say” for a supreme being? Maybe 500,000,000 years? Natural selection can be interpreted as the tool by which God creats life.
I can think of no greater insult to God than a literal interpretation of the written words. People who take the Bible literally reduce the scriptures to a mere DVD instruction manual. The Bible doesn’t say “how”. It answers “why”.
Evolution justifies murder? In Isaiah, God instructs a man to chop his son to death with an axe to prove his loyalty to God.
Think of the Spanish Inquisition, or the murder of Incan tribes by Cortez and the church. I’d say that religion justifies murder in clear terms.
@PT
Yes, Creationism and Evolution CAN be entirely compatible, as long as you can take anything you read in the bible and say that it really means something else.
Jeremiah 6:13
For from the least of them even unto the greatest of them every one is given to covetousness; and from the prophet even unto the priest every one dealeth falsely.
Matthew 15:8
This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.
Mark 7:6
He answered and said unto them, Well hath Esaias prophesied of you hypocrites, as it is written, This people honoureth me with their lips, but their heart is far from me.
as for meat and pasta:
Leviticus 2:1
And when any will offer a meat offering unto the LORD, his offering shall be of fine flour; and he shall pour oil upon it, and put frankincense thereon.
clearly a reference to spaghetti (made from flour) and meatballs.
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@PT
“Creationism and Evolution can be entirely compatable. The bible says that the world was created in 7 days. How long is a “say” for a supreme being? Maybe 500,000,000 years? Natural selection can be interpreted as the tool by which God creats life.”
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Wrong. If one of gods days is 500000000 human years and god created all animals on one of his ‘days’ (as the bible says) then how come life forms have been appearing over a period of much longer than 500000000? As eddie spaghetti said, words in the English language do have a specific meaning and the religious people are just utterly desperate to stretch it beyond the point of crazyness.
Why thank you, O Nameless Sender of Mail! When I looked yesterday, I was slightly concerned about the supply of feedback, but no more. What a delicious collection of nonsense for us to tear to tiny shreds and mock mercilessly! It is artful in its ignorance, mind-expanding in its meandering phrases, and imbued with such high concentrations of Wrongness that it can only be the brain-child of a true believer.
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Given the speech extracts given by Beastly Rich, I doubt whether Hitler really was an atheist. Mind you, I severely doubt whether our friendly parish vicar would recognise much in Hitler’s particular flavour of Christianity. From the all-knowing Television, I learned that Hitler was heavily into all kinds of occultism. How much of that he actually believed himself, is open to speculation.
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A nice well-established religion such as Christianity is an invaluable tool in the toolkit of any self-respecting dictator, once you subvert and corrupt it to your own purposes. What better argument is there than “God Has Just Told Me That All The Jews Must Die?” This, by the way, is true for any religion, except of course Pastafarianism, for is it not written:
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“I’d really rather you didn’t use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don’t require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.”
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Thus spoke the Second Condiment as carried to us by the Pirate Captain Mosey, may his plate be ever full of noodles.
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RAmen!
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Yours in the Flying Spaghetti Monster,
Devout Heathen
Hey Dutchpastaguy,
I think you misunderstood the tone of my message. I am only pointing out that the mind of the religious extremist is monocular (sp?) They have little room for visualising the big picture, even by their own terms. The evolution vs. creation conflict is a crisis of perseption.
I think it was George Michael, not Michael Jackson, who first recorded “Faith.” I can’t get the image of Michael Jackson singing the song out of my mind. For the love of all that is good and right in this world! Ok, now I can picture Limp Bizkit’s cover of the song. I’m good now. Phew!
I think you’re right Saucey, it was George Micheal. Good song, even if you disagree with the words :)
Thanks RDPW. I think it might have been Korn that recorded it again, though. What do I know? I’m old, after all.
*wabbit wears “choose life” T shirt and gold cross earring*…you gotta have faith, ah faith, ah faith ah…Baaaaaby!!!…*wabbit turn to Marilyn Manson to counter balance 80’s pseudo Christian vomit fest*
A singing wabbit?! I didn’t know wabbit evolution had produced vocal cords. I really fail to understand what the FSM was thinking of when he allowd this one to slip by. I’ll bet he was pretty pissed again.
DPG, if Ships Cats doesn’t show up soon, I’ll quickly rectify that little mistake ;)
One of FSMs original creations. So lets see the cristians top that.
@RDPW
“DPG, if Ships Cats doesn’t show up soon, I’ll quickly rectify that little mistake ;)”
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Ok. I assume the wabbit would lose more than just his singing abilities in the ‘rectifying’ process.
@ RDPW - I haven’t been able to keep up much lately…is Ships Cat in trouble again? *Rowdy raises hackles, prepares for battle*
fossil records, visual evdence from the world, just to name the two most commone, what evidence does christianity have? a book that was just plagarized from holy books from doezens of other religions.
The Bible was written by a bunch of primitive men. It is meaningless, and evolution has lots of evidence. Go ask any actual scientist.