Comments on: I read your little website, http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm Fri, 22 Aug 2008 02:16:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2 By: ME DUH http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-438565 ME DUH Sat, 10 May 2008 15:35:43 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-438565 You completely missed the point. Forcing Pastafarianism into schools is just as bad is forcing ID into schools. You said it, but you totally misunderstood it. That's the whole point of the religion. Plus, it's a pretty awesome religion and our heaven is the BEST. You completely missed the point. Forcing Pastafarianism into schools is just as bad is forcing ID into schools. You said it, but you totally misunderstood it. That’s the whole point of the religion. Plus, it’s a pretty awesome religion and our heaven is the BEST.

]]> By: James D King of Pirates http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-414296 James D King of Pirates Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:08:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-414296 aparently you read nothing, we are saying that if ID is put into science class, than ours should be to as there is the same evidence for both. aparently you read nothing, we are saying that if ID is put into science class, than ours should be to as there is the same evidence for both.

]]> By: Dagwood Gum http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-315151 Dagwood Gum Mon, 18 Feb 2008 18:50:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-315151 In case my prior reply failed to post, go to Zeitgeistmovie dot com for the bigger picture on religion. While it fails to cover Spaghettianity or the Secret Order of VonLarsonites, it does put all religion in its proper perspective. "AND THE SELLOUT CROWD CHEERS ON"! In case my prior reply failed to post, go to Zeitgeistmovie dot com for the bigger picture on religion. While it fails to cover Spaghettianity or the Secret Order of VonLarsonites, it does put all religion in its proper perspective.

“AND THE SELLOUT CROWD CHEERS ON”!

]]> By: Peter Popoff http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-185773 Peter Popoff Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:54:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-185773 It's old, this thread. But we have proof, charts dude. It’s old, this thread.
But we have proof, charts dude.

]]> By: El Peatieablo http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-185762 El Peatieablo Wed, 05 Sep 2007 01:53:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-185762 1: We don't provide proof? I'll provide the proof once the IDots/christians do. 2: Pirates and Global temperature are correlated (I'll debate you on if there is a causal relationship, but pretty much anything can be correlated). 3: We have "political support"? Honestly, I haven't seen it yet. 4: Yay for freedom of religion. Go tell that to the IDiots. 5: Disagreement does not constitute pwnage. 1: We don’t provide proof? I’ll provide the proof once the IDots/christians do.
2: Pirates and Global temperature are correlated (I’ll debate you on if there is a causal relationship, but pretty much anything can be correlated).
3: We have “political support”? Honestly, I haven’t seen it yet.
4: Yay for freedom of religion. Go tell that to the IDiots.
5: Disagreement does not constitute pwnage.

]]> By: Jason http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-82582 Jason Fri, 23 Mar 2007 14:36:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-82582 First of all, Christians have no more proof that there religion is any more right than our own beliefs - a gospel obviously does not count or Moths wouuldn't be so quick to discredit us. However we do have proof, we have a chart. He may try to disprove it using science, but if Christians have taught us anything its that science is full of crap. And lastly, Christians may currently outnumber us, but Moths fails to look back in history at the fact that Chrstians numbered only in the dozens during Jesus' time and it wasn't till after his death that the fiath became more than a simple cult. So, given time, we pastafarians should see a rise in followers once prophet Bobby dies at a ripe old age with a beer in one hand an a stripper in the other as a martyr to our faith. Also, does anyone know any dictators, similar to Constantine, who could help our religion out by making it a state religion...I think that will help alot. To Moths -- may his noodly apendige molest your heart Ramen First of all, Christians have no more proof that there religion is any more right than our own beliefs - a gospel obviously does not count or Moths wouuldn’t be so quick to discredit us. However we do have proof, we have a chart. He may try to disprove it using science, but if Christians have taught us anything its that science is full of crap.
And lastly, Christians may currently outnumber us, but Moths fails to look back in history at the fact that Chrstians numbered only in the dozens during Jesus’ time and it wasn’t till after his death that the fiath became more than a simple cult. So, given time, we pastafarians should see a rise in followers once prophet Bobby dies at a ripe old age with a beer in one hand an a stripper in the other as a martyr to our faith. Also, does anyone know any dictators, similar to Constantine, who could help our religion out by making it a state religion…I think that will help alot.

To Moths — may his noodly apendige molest your heart

Ramen

]]> By: chasing cars i http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-82487 chasing cars i Fri, 23 Mar 2007 10:30:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-82487 chasing cars clothes <a href="http://myblog.es/bulex" rel="nofollow">cars chasing snow</a> chasing cars clothes cars chasing snow

]]> By: von Larson http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-54416 von Larson Sun, 11 Feb 2007 01:17:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-54416 Nikolai Lenin once stated that 'Religion is the opiate of the people'. Lenin had only half of the equation.............wasting your time having 'faith' in religious matters that lack all proof is as much of a waste of time as paying high prices for a sports event and then screaming your lungs out at a team playing a game which you're too out of shape to play yourself but at which you still presume to be the referee as to how it should be done. I would suggest to all of you----and I do mean all of you----that you put down the religious books, forget the sports events (which benefit no one but the team owners and the stadium managers), and try living in the real world without either religion or sports as your crutches. Standing on your own two feet may be a radical change in your lifestyle, but it's worth a try. *I would also suggest that the limp-wrists who whimper that they have 'faith' stop blaming people like me for bursting their bubble of self-delusion. It's either now or later, but you'll eventually have to face Truth and Reality on their own terms, and you won't be able to offer your 'faith' as proof or justification to the contrary. ###And did anyone notice that 'VARTHONAI', while laughing his/her/its/their tail off over the very idea that I would question the historical existence of 'Jesus Christ', STILL OFFERS NO PROOF that he did? Typical of the religious convulsionary to scoff at rational people while evading the real question of the HISTORICAL PROOF, of which there is none. As for no one else EVER having said such a thing, I would mention that such writers as G.R.S. Mead, G.A. Wells, J.M. Robertson, John Allegro, and Abelard Reuchlin have all written rational accounts of how----and why----there is no historical proof for the existence of Jesus Christ or his circle of Apostles or the rest of the myth. This is the last time I will be wasting my own time explaining any of this in this blogsite; I have more realistic things to do. If anyone wants me, I'll be in the real world. I've already had to lower myself to get to this level; now let's see if you can climb up to mine. End of transmission. Nikolai Lenin once stated that ‘Religion is the opiate of the people’. Lenin had only half of the equation………….wasting your time having ‘faith’ in religious matters that lack all proof is as much of a waste of time as paying high prices for a sports event and then screaming your lungs out at a team playing a game which you’re too out of shape to play yourself but at which you still presume to be the referee as to how it should be done. I would suggest to all of you—-and I do mean all of you—-that you put down the religious books, forget the sports events (which benefit no one but the team owners and the stadium managers), and try living in the real world without either religion or sports as your crutches. Standing on your own two feet may be a radical change in your lifestyle, but it’s worth a try. *I would also suggest that the limp-wrists who whimper that they have ‘faith’ stop blaming people like me for bursting their bubble of self-delusion. It’s either now or later, but you’ll eventually have to face Truth and Reality on their own terms, and you won’t be able to offer your ‘faith’ as proof or justification to the contrary. ###And did anyone notice that ‘VARTHONAI’, while laughing his/her/its/their tail off over the very idea that I would question the historical existence of ‘Jesus Christ’, STILL OFFERS NO PROOF that he did? Typical of the religious convulsionary to scoff at rational people while evading the real question of the HISTORICAL PROOF, of which there is none. As for no one else EVER having said such a thing, I would mention that such writers as G.R.S. Mead, G.A. Wells, J.M. Robertson, John Allegro, and Abelard Reuchlin have all written rational accounts of how—-and why—-there is no historical proof for the existence of Jesus Christ or his circle of Apostles or the rest of the myth. This is the last time I will be wasting my own time explaining any of this in this blogsite; I have more realistic things to do. If anyone wants me, I’ll be in the real world. I’ve already had to lower myself to get to this level; now let’s see if you can climb up to mine. End of transmission.

]]> By: Varthonai http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-53844 Varthonai Sat, 10 Feb 2007 06:39:15 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-53844 Looks like I'm going to have to be the centrist Pastafarian again... *sigh* . . "I read your little website, Published by henderob December 5th, 2005 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). I read your little website, and I have to admit that it was about the most lame religion I have ever heard. And you’re looking towards forcing that into schools? Pfh. That’s in direct violatoin to the constitution." . I can't believe that none of you have pointed this fact out yet, but... DUDE, YOU JUST CONFIRMED WHAT PASTAFARIANS STAND FOR! If Pastafarianism can't be taught as a science in schools, then neither can any other religion. I'm ashamed that this point wasn't brought up yet. . . On the other hand, though... . "Denigrating Christianity, Judaism, Islam, B’hai, Hinduism, Wicca, etc., in favor of another religion is asinine, as all religions deal with man’s projected fantasies and never with the truth. A religious book is not true because it says it is; a religion is not true because a believer says it is. Where is the proof? Where is the proof?" . It takes a lot to get me annoyed, but that just did it. "Proof" is as relative as time is. By your definition of proof, science is just as flawed as any other religion, because even the most amateur scientist learns that science can't "prove" anything in his first AP class in high school. . Denigrating Christianity, Judaism, Islam, B'hai, Hinduism, Wicca, etc., in favor of another religion is asinine, as all religions deal with dream and idea, and dream and idea shape the world and are VERY MUCH the truth. An idea is as real as a solid thing; people dismiss them as illusions because they can't be touched or heard or tasted or smelled or seen. Ideas have a far greater impact on the world of sentient life than most animate objects do. You are correct that a religious book is not true because it says it is, or because a believer says it is; a religion is true because believers BELIEVE it is. . Science is merely one facet of the jewel of belief; it is the side that represents reason and belief of the senses. But senses do not always tell the truth, and the human mind is not exactly free of flaws. No manifestation of belief that comes from a human is more trustworthy than any other. . . "What lies beyond the grave? I have no idea……..and neither do you." . Well, I don't know for certain, but I have it narrowed down to a few possibilities. I certainly have an "idea." . . "Lolli Popoff Feb 9th, 2007 at 8:05 pm Drum roll please… Wow von Larson! Your profound logic and knowledge blows me away! I’m going to stop coming to this site now! Thanks for telling me the truth! Ramen" . The naiveté of many Pastafarians is almost as annoying as that of the fundamentalists. Please--"profound logic" is an oxymoron. By its very definition, logic is obvious; profundity is only found in subtleties. . On top of that, NOTHING that von Larson said was profound; it just appealed to the opinions of the Pastafarians and repeated their ideas, while using good grammar and sentence structure to give it a more educated feel. Nothing is said in this forum that is profound. Well, at least nothing that we thought of OURSELVES. If I have ever inadvertently said something profound, give the credit to Neil Gaiman (and, of course, to my Noodly Lord the FSM, may his Appendage ever bless us.) . "There is no historical proof that the Old Testament is anything more than a re-hash of the ancient Gilgamesh Epic and a fictionalized genealogy of the Jews. There is no historical proof that ‘Jesus’ ever existed." . .............................................................hr. Hrrah. Hahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! BUAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! Oh, humanity, you never cease to amaze me. Hohoho, hehe. . Can I quote you on that? I can honestly say that's the funniest thing I've heard this century. Even the atheist-est of the atheist historians will admit that Christ existed, even if he didn't perform any miracles. As for the Old Testament, that's not so certain... but there's still a good 5 or 6 archaelogical discoveries that show ancient records of similar events. I wouldn't compare it to the Epic of Gilgamesh, though; I don't think they're alike at all in any way, and I would very much appreciate it if you could explain the parallels you saw between the two when you read them. . But I have to say--never in my ENTIRE LIFE have I heard someone actually deny that Christ existed. I've heard plenty of people say that he wasn't the Messiah. I've heard people say that he was born because Mary cheated on Joseph and used the "He's God's child, I didn't cheat on you" excuse to avoid punishment (and to be honest, I think that's probably true) but I have NEVER heard someone openly deny his existence! von Larson, you talk of "proof" but you'll deny centuries of dedicated work by historians? It sounds like the only kind of proof you'll accept is proof that confirms your beliefs. Which is, of course, exactly what fundamentalists do; they'll scream and rant against the evils of evolution and science until a scientist finds a piece of evidence that has a slight inclination toward the ID theory. What if a scientist uncovered IRREFUTABLE proof that God does, in fact, exist? Admit it; you'd start devoting all your resources to proving him wrong. Maybe you're even proud of that fact. . Don't get me wrong, I dislike fundamentalists as much as the next guy; but I'm no hypocrite. I won't use a fundamentalist trick to defend my own beliefs. I respect that you're arguing on my side, von Larson, but I'm not going to appreciate your help unless you're willing to argue intelligently. Looks like I’m going to have to be the centrist Pastafarian again… *sigh*
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“I read your little website,
Published by henderob December 5th, 2005 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).
I read your little website, and I have to admit that it was about the most lame religion I have ever heard. And you’re looking towards forcing that into schools? Pfh. That’s in direct violatoin to the constitution.”
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I can’t believe that none of you have pointed this fact out yet, but… DUDE, YOU JUST CONFIRMED WHAT PASTAFARIANS STAND FOR! If Pastafarianism can’t be taught as a science in schools, then neither can any other religion. I’m ashamed that this point wasn’t brought up yet.
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On the other hand, though…
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“Denigrating Christianity, Judaism, Islam, B’hai, Hinduism, Wicca, etc., in favor of another religion is asinine, as all religions deal with man’s projected fantasies and never with the truth. A religious book is not true because it says it is; a religion is not true because a believer says it is. Where is the proof? Where is the proof?”
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It takes a lot to get me annoyed, but that just did it. “Proof” is as relative as time is. By your definition of proof, science is just as flawed as any other religion, because even the most amateur scientist learns that science can’t “prove” anything in his first AP class in high school.
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Denigrating Christianity, Judaism, Islam, B’hai, Hinduism, Wicca, etc., in favor of another religion is asinine, as all religions deal with dream and idea, and dream and idea shape the world and are VERY MUCH the truth. An idea is as real as a solid thing; people dismiss them as illusions because they can’t be touched or heard or tasted or smelled or seen. Ideas have a far greater impact on the world of sentient life than most animate objects do. You are correct that a religious book is not true because it says it is, or because a believer says it is; a religion is true because believers BELIEVE it is.
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Science is merely one facet of the jewel of belief; it is the side that represents reason and belief of the senses. But senses do not always tell the truth, and the human mind is not exactly free of flaws. No manifestation of belief that comes from a human is more trustworthy than any other.
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“What lies beyond the grave? I have no idea……..and neither do you.”
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Well, I don’t know for certain, but I have it narrowed down to a few possibilities. I certainly have an “idea.”
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“Lolli Popoff Feb 9th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
Drum roll please…
Wow von Larson!
Your profound logic and knowledge blows me away!
I’m going to stop coming to this site now!
Thanks for telling me the truth!
Ramen”
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The naiveté of many Pastafarians is almost as annoying as that of the fundamentalists. Please–”profound logic” is an oxymoron. By its very definition, logic is obvious; profundity is only found in subtleties.
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On top of that, NOTHING that von Larson said was profound; it just appealed to the opinions of the Pastafarians and repeated their ideas, while using good grammar and sentence structure to give it a more educated feel. Nothing is said in this forum that is profound. Well, at least nothing that we thought of OURSELVES. If I have ever inadvertently said something profound, give the credit to Neil Gaiman (and, of course, to my Noodly Lord the FSM, may his Appendage ever bless us.)
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“There is no historical proof that the Old Testament is anything more than a re-hash of the ancient Gilgamesh Epic and a fictionalized genealogy of the Jews. There is no historical proof that ‘Jesus’ ever existed.”
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…………………………………………………….hr. Hrrah. Hahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! BUAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! Oh, humanity, you never cease to amaze me. Hohoho, hehe.
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Can I quote you on that? I can honestly say that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard this century. Even the atheist-est of the atheist historians will admit that Christ existed, even if he didn’t perform any miracles. As for the Old Testament, that’s not so certain… but there’s still a good 5 or 6 archaelogical discoveries that show ancient records of similar events. I wouldn’t compare it to the Epic of Gilgamesh, though; I don’t think they’re alike at all in any way, and I would very much appreciate it if you could explain the parallels you saw between the two when you read them.
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But I have to say–never in my ENTIRE LIFE have I heard someone actually deny that Christ existed. I’ve heard plenty of people say that he wasn’t the Messiah. I’ve heard people say that he was born because Mary cheated on Joseph and used the “He’s God’s child, I didn’t cheat on you” excuse to avoid punishment (and to be honest, I think that’s probably true) but I have NEVER heard someone openly deny his existence! von Larson, you talk of “proof” but you’ll deny centuries of dedicated work by historians? It sounds like the only kind of proof you’ll accept is proof that confirms your beliefs. Which is, of course, exactly what fundamentalists do; they’ll scream and rant against the evils of evolution and science until a scientist finds a piece of evidence that has a slight inclination toward the ID theory. What if a scientist uncovered IRREFUTABLE proof that God does, in fact, exist? Admit it; you’d start devoting all your resources to proving him wrong. Maybe you’re even proud of that fact.
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Don’t get me wrong, I dislike fundamentalists as much as the next guy; but I’m no hypocrite. I won’t use a fundamentalist trick to defend my own beliefs. I respect that you’re arguing on my side, von Larson, but I’m not going to appreciate your help unless you’re willing to argue intelligently.

]]> By: The FSM loves you http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-53776 The FSM loves you Sat, 10 Feb 2007 04:52:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-53776 Burning pasta does not smell good. We had a cooking fiasco once. It smelled...like...burning pasta. What else. But let's congratulate Von Larson for his ingenious post too. Burning pasta does not smell good. We had a cooking fiasco once. It smelled…like…burning pasta. What else. But let’s congratulate Von Larson for his ingenious post too.

]]> By: bill http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-53771 bill Sat, 10 Feb 2007 04:46:43 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-53771 @Lolli & Von I love that movie. Yule Brynner "So it is written, So it is done'. 'So, hey so, aah' (edward g robinson voice), how did that slave guy beat us (still Edward G)? Yule "Because his god, is God" I live by that. @Lolli & Von
I love that movie. Yule Brynner “So it is written, So it is done’. ‘So, hey so, aah’ (edward g robinson voice), how did that slave guy beat us (still Edward G)?
Yule “Because his god, is God”
I live by that.

]]> By: Lolli Popoff http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-53757 Lolli Popoff Sat, 10 Feb 2007 04:22:04 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-53757 von Larson Feb 9th, 2007 at 8:26 pm IN THE BEGINNING THERE WAS VON LARSON, AND HE WAS UTTERLY WITHOUT FAULT OR IMPERFECTION. YEA, SUCH WAS HIS EGO THAT THERE WAS NO ROOM EVEN FOR CONCEIT. SO IT IS WRITTEN, SO IT IS DONE. . Ramen!!! That's what I'm talkin' about! Ramen von Larson Feb 9th, 2007 at 8:26 pm

IN THE BEGINNING THERE WAS VON LARSON, AND HE WAS UTTERLY WITHOUT FAULT OR IMPERFECTION. YEA, SUCH WAS HIS EGO THAT THERE WAS NO ROOM EVEN FOR CONCEIT. SO IT IS WRITTEN, SO IT IS DONE.
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Ramen!!!
That’s what I’m talkin’ about!
Ramen

]]> By: von Larson http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-53728 von Larson Sat, 10 Feb 2007 03:26:40 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-53728 IN THE BEGINNING THERE WAS VON LARSON, AND HE WAS UTTERLY WITHOUT FAULT OR IMPERFECTION. YEA, SUCH WAS HIS EGO THAT THERE WAS NO ROOM EVEN FOR CONCEIT. SO IT IS WRITTEN, SO IT IS DONE. IN THE BEGINNING THERE WAS VON LARSON, AND HE WAS UTTERLY WITHOUT FAULT OR IMPERFECTION. YEA, SUCH WAS HIS EGO THAT THERE WAS NO ROOM EVEN FOR CONCEIT. SO IT IS WRITTEN, SO IT IS DONE.

]]> By: Lolli Popoff http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-53708 Lolli Popoff Sat, 10 Feb 2007 03:05:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-53708 Drum roll please... Wow von Larson! Your profound logic and knowledge blows me away! I'm going to stop coming to this site now! Thanks for telling me the truth! Ramen Drum roll please…
Wow von Larson!
Your profound logic and knowledge blows me away!
I’m going to stop coming to this site now!
Thanks for telling me the truth!
Ramen

]]> By: von Larson http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-53700 von Larson Sat, 10 Feb 2007 02:56:30 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-53700 Religion as such is a bunch of crap. It is spirituality which is needed but rarely found. I am not obliged to believe in your religion because you yourself have 'faith' that it is true. It is for you to show proof that it is true; it does not fall to me to disprove your allegations. If escaping into Disneyland makes you feel better, that's just fine, because at least you won't be bothering any of us out here in the real world. Denigrating Christianity, Judaism, Islam, B'hai, Hinduism, Wicca, etc., in favor of another religion is asinine, as all religions deal with man's projected fantasies and never with the truth. A religious book is not true because it says it is; a religion is not true because a believer says it is. Where is the proof? Where is the proof? There is no historical proof that the Old Testament is anything more than a re-hash of the ancient Gilgamesh Epic and a fictionalized genealogy of the Jews. There is no historical proof that 'Jesus' ever existed. There is no historical proof that 'Allah' was ever anything more than a result of Mohammed's epileptic seizures. The babblings of B'hai and the Hindus fall on the deaf ears of the stone idols they worship. As for the witches and warlocks, they know where they can stick their broomsticks. Try facing Truth and Reality on their own terms. You will eventually have no other choice. What lies beyond the grave? I have no idea........and neither do you. Religion as such is a bunch of crap. It is spirituality which is needed but rarely found. I am not obliged to believe in your religion because you yourself have ‘faith’ that it is true. It is for you to show proof that it is true; it does not fall to me to disprove your allegations. If escaping into Disneyland makes you feel better, that’s just fine, because at least you won’t be bothering any of us out here in the real world. Denigrating Christianity, Judaism, Islam, B’hai, Hinduism, Wicca, etc., in favor of another religion is asinine, as all religions deal with man’s projected fantasies and never with the truth. A religious book is not true because it says it is; a religion is not true because a believer says it is. Where is the proof? Where is the proof? There is no historical proof that the Old Testament is anything more than a re-hash of the ancient Gilgamesh Epic and a fictionalized genealogy of the Jews. There is no historical proof that ‘Jesus’ ever existed. There is no historical proof that ‘Allah’ was ever anything more than a result of Mohammed’s epileptic seizures. The babblings of B’hai and the Hindus fall on the deaf ears of the stone idols they worship. As for the witches and warlocks, they know where they can stick their broomsticks. Try facing Truth and Reality on their own terms. You will eventually have no other choice. What lies beyond the grave? I have no idea……..and neither do you.

]]> By: maxwell http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-15191 maxwell Wed, 15 Nov 2006 18:29:59 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-15191 oh, I hope we didn't chase him off... oh, I hope we didn’t chase him off…

]]> By: Penne http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-15183 Penne Wed, 15 Nov 2006 17:49:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-15183 Oh, burning pasta is nasty.My mother once burnt mac & cheese and the smell stayed in the house for days,she still tried to feed it to us too.She never understood why the dog got so sick that night. Oh, burning pasta is nasty.My mother once burnt mac & cheese and the smell stayed in the house for days,she still tried to feed it to us too.She never understood why the dog got so sick that night.

]]> By: Octopie http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-15180 Octopie Wed, 15 Nov 2006 17:37:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-15180 So the FSM could burn in hell?? What does burning spaghetti smell like? Would that be more hellish? If hell only exists for Christians then how does FSM burn there? Would people against Christians be surprised to end up in Marinara Hell? So many questions, so little faith. BTW Jon, you seem pretty drunk there...are you sure you're not a pirate? Arrgghh So the FSM could burn in hell?? What does burning spaghetti smell like? Would that be more hellish? If hell only exists for Christians then how does FSM burn there? Would people against Christians be surprised to end up in Marinara Hell? So many questions, so little faith.

BTW Jon, you seem pretty drunk there…are you sure you’re not a pirate? Arrgghh

]]> By: maxwell http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-15168 maxwell Wed, 15 Nov 2006 16:57:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-15168 Please stop telling him it's a joke. I want him to come back and say more dumb stuff! The fun in fishing isn't to yank 'em into the boat, it's in the struggle to land them. Play out a little line...bring 'em to the surface then let them dive back down...I want to have some fun! THIS IS REAL JON MOTHS! IT'S ALL REAL! Please stop telling him it’s a joke. I want him to come back and say more dumb stuff! The fun in fishing isn’t to yank ‘em into the boat, it’s in the struggle to land them. Play out a little line…bring ‘em to the surface then let them dive back down…I want to have some fun! THIS IS REAL JON MOTHS! IT’S ALL REAL!

]]> By: The Pastafarian http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-15167 The Pastafarian Wed, 15 Nov 2006 16:53:56 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2005/12/05/i-read-your-little-website.htm#comment-15167 The way that I see it is that FSMism is a way for atheists to enjoy religion! if not for the FSM i'd just have the theory of evolution to rub in Christians faces, but now i can rub pasta all over their smug faces! They get quite upset when i smash ravioli in their Bibles! Who can rly disprove the FSM? no one! it may sound dumb, but its just as valid an opinion as Christian beliefs! i think their just jealous that FSMism is so much better! and not to mention tastier! FSMism, the religion of Atheists! RAmen! The way that I see it is that FSMism is a way for atheists to enjoy religion! if not for the FSM i’d just have the theory of evolution to rub in Christians faces, but now i can rub pasta all over their smug faces! They get quite upset when i smash ravioli in their Bibles! Who can rly disprove the FSM? no one! it may sound dumb, but its just as valid an opinion as Christian beliefs! i think their just jealous that FSMism is so much better! and not to mention tastier!

FSMism, the religion of Atheists!

RAmen!

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