Bobby, This is Charles’ sister and cousin. We just want you to know that just because you have a physics degree that doesn’t mean that the fucking fsm is real. If I we’re you I wouldn’t go around telling everyone that I’m a physics major because other physic majors might beat the living hell out of you, you stupid cock sucker. What does other people in your school think of what your saying. Have you got your pussy ass whipped yet? I really hope that you write me back so that we can discuss this.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
IT…IS….A…JOKE.
Idiot.
How is this so difficult for people to understand?
Sister and cousin? How can you be both? (Two people writing the note? Mom/dad married an uncle/aunt?)
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Clean up the language, and let’s start by asking you exactly what you think FSM is and why his beloved noodliness chose to reveal himself at this particular time in our history.
“If I we’re you I wouldn’t go around telling everyone that I’m a physics major because other physic majors might beat the living hell out of you…”
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I doubt it! Most of the physics crowd I know love it, because they have a healthy sense of humour!
But keep your posts coming!
Besides, Physics majors can usually think and debate and therefore don’t have to ‘beat the living hell out of’ anyone. Religious fanatics beat and kill the opposition because superstitious ideas don’t make sense.
wow, sister and cousis. dude, what the fuck has the world come to. i guess you would only need jesus to tell you how that works. oh wait, i’m jesus. my answer, i don’t fucking know,
“What does other people in your school think of what your saying.”
I thought you had left school bobby?
What does other people in your school think?-I don’t know ,what does they think.Better yet,does they think at all.-This is just too funny. I think it’s a safe bet that Charles’ sister and cousin are probably the same person…..and possibly his mother as well.
He’s an interesting article on the possible effects of inbreeding, or not:
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,187077,00.html
Wait, did she just say she is his sister his cousin. Well, I guess being an incest child would explain the lack of reading comprehension.
OK guys, this person wrote that she is his sister and cousin? It has to be a joke. But it must have been written by a Oscar winning screen writer, or a Tony winning play write, or a Nobel prize winning person for stuff you win those for winner.
Just look at how masterfully she captures the use of bad spelling with “we’re”. Brilliance!
And the perfect depiction of the way such a gerbil like mind works with the following:
“What does other people in your school think of what your saying. Have you got your pussy ass whipped yet?”
This person must have spent hours studying the habits of inbred hillbillies to get that kind of subtle train of thought just right.
Oh wait, I’m sorry, hold on: I just read it again and it says: “This is Charles’ sister and cousin. WE just want you to know..” Can you believe this shit? It took TWO people to write this. This must set some kind of new record for functional retards. I’ll bet their parents taped it up on the refrigerator so that Charles could show it off to his friends. I’m sure they are so proud!
“This is Charles’ sister and cousin.”
Are you from Mississippi?
‘Zilla
I dunno… physics degrees are very powerful these days…. might wanna watch you back for a while: PHD’s are everywhere…
hmmm…
fundie? Check.
extreme dislike of higher education? Check.
cousin AND sister? Check.
Does anybody else detect a stereotypical Bible Belt denizen?
“Bobby, This is Charles’ sister and cousin.”
Is that possible?
“We just want you to know that just because you have a physics degree that doesn’t mean that the fucking fsm is real.”
Um, this sentence is just totally fucked up.
“If I we’re you I wouldn’t go around telling everyone that I’m a physics major because other physic majors might beat the living hell out of you, you stupid cock sucker.”
Only physics majors, though. No one else.
“What does other people in your school think of what your saying.”
I’m pretty sure Bobby doesn’t go to school anymore… hence the “Degree in Physics.”
“Have you got your pussy ass whipped yet?”
Wouldn’t that be “pussy-wiped?”
“I really hope that you write me back so that we can discuss this.”
This sentence is human. The rest are silly.
physices majors, by nature, are not exactly body builders, i wouldnt feel threatend if i were bobby.