Comments on: Bobbie you are a cock

By: ME DUH

ME DUH — Sat, 10 May 2008 15:36:59 +0000

Yes, you really need some help with your very heavy problems.
May the FSM be with you, my fellow human. (You are a human, aren’t you?)
Peace, Love, and Pirates to all!
RAmen.

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By: James D King of Pirates

James D King of Pirates — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:10:10 +0000

i was having problems when i first came here to, this site has acceptance all around it, i am an atheist attending a catholic highschool because the only public one is to far and i am not very accepted, when i started to preach the FSM i actually made a few converts, it is grand and great, never insult it.

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By: Etay

Etay — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 00:31:24 +0000

Now this person has potential.

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By: Jean Bart

Jean Bart — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 16:27:22 +0000

(Addendum to Aug 9th, 2007 at 9:23 am)
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… and put them down the chat room’s trap door.

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By: Jean Bart

Jean Bart — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 16:24:58 +0000

@Thalassophobic Pie Rat Aug 9th, 2007 at 9:08 am “Which brings us on to the subject of if it was genuine hate mail at all. It does read like the genuwhine article though.”
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THE way to find out: Jingles’ Patented Fuckwit Finder Mark II

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By: Jean Bart

Jean Bart — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 16:23:37 +0000

Nikkiee has been digging again? Sooner or later she’ll find dinosaurs…

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By: Thalassophobic Pie Rat

Thalassophobic Pie Rat — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 16:08:23 +0000

Which brings us on to the subject of if it was genuine hate mail at all.

It does read like the genuwhine article though.

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By: Alchemist

Alchemist — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 15:44:00 +0000

@ Thalassophobic Pie Rat
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That’s a good point. I don’t think I’d use my own website. Someone else’s though, especially if I was baiting.

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By: Vindhyan Bob

Vindhyan Bob — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 15:39:32 +0000

A beautiful hate mail…
This one at least seemed to understand the basics of grammar, spelling, and punctuation, even if he did make a few mistakes.

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By: Thalassophobic Pie Rat

Thalassophobic Pie Rat — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 15:35:58 +0000

Maybe he got confused by the name and website boxes that you fill in when you post. He probably just panicked and put down the details of who’s ever website he was looking at at the time.

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By: PlagueChicken

PlagueChicken — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 15:18:02 +0000

or perhaps this one…though this doesn’t much sound like the fundie kinda god that seems appealing to this fellow

http://www.godsfaq.com/

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By: PlagueChicken

PlagueChicken — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 15:12:56 +0000

http://www.400monkeys.com/God/

this is where he wanted to go…

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By: ۞

Thu, 09 Aug 2007 14:53:10 +0000

WTF is someone doing asking God for help.
How many people believe in God but aren’t aware of his manifest indifference to peoples problems.
Millions of people dying and suffering every day pray to him without recieving help.
Why does this guy think he’s different?

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By: Alchemist

Alchemist — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 14:31:24 +0000

I think Maxwell hit it in his November post.
WTF is an IT recruitment bloke doing using the net to solve deep problems?
What does he expect? You don’t go to NetDoctor when you have chest pain do you? If you do then you wont do it again!

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By: Thalassophobic Pie Rat

Thalassophobic Pie Rat — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 13:52:34 +0000

I think you guys are taking poor Mr Esser the wrong way here (so to speak). Though he’s trying his hardest to be a crazy man with a dirty poopy mouth, he’s still letting nuggets of profound wisdom slip through.

Everybody’s worthless pieces of trash [rubbish] in the grand scale of things. Who are any of us compared to His Noodleyness??

If only you had tried to give something to the people who actually are so desperate that they would actually ask the question, ”God tell me what I should do” on the Internet, it could make a difference. For example, if such a website existed, it could tell people that it doesn’t matter what they believe; stop trying to get someone else [the FSM] to solve all your problems for you.

I think this guy is waiting to be converted. He could be an avid supporter of everything Pastafarian. At the very least he might be a prophet for another new religion. Maybe hundreds of years after he dies there’ll be people wearing a model of him round their necks depicting his most painful moment.

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By: tkf

tkf — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 13:49:52 +0000

I think he googled “limp noodle” . . .

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By: Alchemist

Alchemist — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 13:40:05 +0000

Yeah – thanks for reanimating a small thread Nikki – now that comments have been disabled on some of the newer ones we need all we can get :)
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Just took a little surf over to his web-site. He’s an IT recruitment consultant.
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“Be proud of yourself and eat shit and die. If I could find you right now, I would make that so.”
Bet I can find you George (hur, hur, hur)

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By: beastlt12

beastlt12 — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 13:07:41 +0000

Ahh haa haa haa
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I haven’t read this before but that was great. Very nice hate mail.
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Although I will have to say, that guy is nuts. Completely mentally disabled.
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RAmen

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By: One-eyed Wonderkin

One-eyed Wonderkin — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:45:30 +0000

George sounds like he has some real issues. Maybe he should take it as noodly direction that he needed up at the CoFSM.
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Would he have been as pissed if he got a link to mosque or a synagogue?

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By: Dre

Dre — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:39:59 +0000

@Nikkiee:
Just guessing here offcourse, but I think it is along the lines of “Heavy rash on appendage + Smells like a pirate” (which is pretty insulting actually, but let’s forgive him for that, the guy’s got issues…)

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