Bobbie you are a cock sucker;
I really needed help with some very heavy problems, and your piece of shit web site came up. Yes it was foolish to ask for help and guidance when things were so bad for me. Instead of finding something of value, I found you. You and your piece of shit web site interfered and gave me empty space. Be proud of yourself and eat shit and die. If I could find you right now, I would make that so. You are worthless trash in the scale of things. If you only tried to give something to the people who actually are so desperate that they would actually ask the question, ” God tell me what I should do” on the Internet, it could make a difference. So much for that idea. You do more harm with you nothingness that if you didn’t actually exist. I suggest you solve this problem with you existence. Make it stop.
Just a concerned viewer. And Yes, I am very pissed off. If you don’t like what I have said, just let me know where to find you. We can work it out. I have a feeling I will feel much better afterward.
George Esser – headhunting.net
Can’t believe this guy put his website there.
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I know… You think he would be ashamed >.>
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hahahaha that idiot thinks that bobys gona go meet up with him?
lol DONT DO IT BOBBY this guy is in some crazy emo shit
hez gona rape you dude this is serious shit
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If you need so much help, and things are really bad for you, then why are you looking for spiritual answers on the web? Maybe you are in your pickle because you ain’t too bright? Thanks for the opinion though, you may pack it in your ass as you leave.
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And, you seem like the kind of fella who likes to blame everyone else for your problems. No wonder you have problems. But, because I feel sorry for you, and because I want to see this Bobby Henderson guy pay dearly for pouring salt on your wounds, I will tell you where to find him. I saw him playing in the road on the big highway near your place. He goes there at night. If you sneek out into the middle of the road (and wear dark colors as to not frighten him off) and wait, he will show up eventually. You will know him, he has big bright eyes and a loud “honking” voice. I hear he is susceptable to a running frontal assault. Good luck buddy!
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“I really needed help with some very heavy problems, and your piece of shit web site came up.”
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Ummm….I wonder what he googled?
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@Nikkiee:
Just guessing here offcourse, but I think it is along the lines of “Heavy rash on appendage + Smells like a pirate” (which is pretty insulting actually, but let’s forgive him for that, the guy’s got issues…)
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George sounds like he has some real issues. Maybe he should take it as noodly direction that he needed up at the CoFSM.
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Would he have been as pissed if he got a link to mosque or a synagogue?
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Ahh haa haa haa
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I haven’t read this before but that was great. Very nice hate mail.
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Although I will have to say, that guy is nuts. Completely mentally disabled.
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RAmen
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Yeah – thanks for reanimating a small thread Nikki – now that comments have been disabled on some of the newer ones we need all we can get :)
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Just took a little surf over to his web-site. He’s an IT recruitment consultant.
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“Be proud of yourself and eat shit and die. If I could find you right now, I would make that so.”
Bet I can find you George (hur, hur, hur)
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I think he googled “limp noodle” . . .
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I think you guys are taking poor Mr Esser the wrong way here (so to speak). Though he’s trying his hardest to be a crazy man with a dirty poopy mouth, he’s still letting nuggets of profound wisdom slip through.
Everybody’s worthless pieces of trash [rubbish] in the grand scale of things. Who are any of us compared to His Noodleyness??
If only you had tried to give something to the people who actually are so desperate that they would actually ask the question, ”God tell me what I should do” on the Internet, it could make a difference. For example, if such a website existed, it could tell people that it doesn’t matter what they believe; stop trying to get someone else [the FSM] to solve all your problems for you.
I think this guy is waiting to be converted. He could be an avid supporter of everything Pastafarian. At the very least he might be a prophet for another new religion. Maybe hundreds of years after he dies there’ll be people wearing a model of him round their necks depicting his most painful moment.
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I think Maxwell hit it in his November post.
WTF is an IT recruitment bloke doing using the net to solve deep problems?
What does he expect? You don’t go to NetDoctor when you have chest pain do you? If you do then you wont do it again!
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WTF is someone doing asking God for help.
How many people believe in God but aren’t aware of his manifest indifference to peoples problems.
Millions of people dying and suffering every day pray to him without recieving help.
Why does this guy think he’s different?
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http://www.400monkeys.com/God/
this is where he wanted to go…
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or perhaps this one…though this doesn’t much sound like the fundie kinda god that seems appealing to this fellow
http://www.godsfaq.com/
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Maybe he got confused by the name and website boxes that you fill in when you post. He probably just panicked and put down the details of who’s ever website he was looking at at the time.
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A beautiful hate mail…
This one at least seemed to understand the basics of grammar, spelling, and punctuation, even if he did make a few mistakes.
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@ Thalassophobic Pie Rat
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That’s a good point. I don’t think I’d use my own website. Someone else’s though, especially if I was baiting.
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Which brings us on to the subject of if it was genuine hate mail at all.
It does read like the genuwhine article though.
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Nikkiee has been digging again? Sooner or later she’ll find dinosaurs…
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@Thalassophobic Pie Rat Aug 9th, 2007 at 9:08 am “Which brings us on to the subject of if it was genuine hate mail at all. It does read like the genuwhine article though.”
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THE way to find out: Jingles’ Patented Fuckwit Finder Mark II
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(Addendum to Aug 9th, 2007 at 9:23 am)
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… and put them down the chat room’s trap door.
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Now this person has potential.
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i was having problems when i first came here to, this site has acceptance all around it, i am an atheist attending a catholic highschool because the only public one is to far and i am not very accepted, when i started to preach the FSM i actually made a few converts, it is grand and great, never insult it.
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Yes, you really need some help with your very heavy problems.
May the FSM be with you, my fellow human. (You are a human, aren’t you?)
Peace, Love, and Pirates to all!
RAmen.
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