Bobbie you are a cock at Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Bobbie you are a cock sucker;

I really needed help with some very heavy problems, and your piece of shit web site came up. Yes it was foolish to ask for help and guidance when things were so bad for me. Instead of finding something of value, I found you. You and your piece of shit web site interfered and gave me empty space. Be proud of yourself and eat shit and die. If I could find you right now, I would make that so. You are worthless trash in the scale of things. If you only tried to give something to the people who actually are so desperate that they would actually ask the question, ” God tell me what I should do” on the Internet, it could make a difference. So much for that idea. You do more harm with you nothingness that if you didn’t actually exist. I suggest you solve this problem with you existence. Make it stop.

Just a concerned viewer. And Yes, I am very pissed off. If you don’t like what I have said, just let me know where to find you. We can work it out. I have a feeling I will feel much better afterward.

George Esser - headhunting.net

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American

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21 Jean Bart Aug 9th, 2007 at 9:23 am

Nikkiee has been digging again? Sooner or later she’ll find dinosaurs…
22 Jean Bart Aug 9th, 2007 at 9:24 am

@Thalassophobic Pie Rat Aug 9th, 2007 at 9:08 am “Which brings us on to the subject of if it was genuine hate mail at all. It does read like the genuwhine article though.”
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THE way to find out: Jingles’ Patented Fuckwit Finder Mark II
23 Jean Bart Aug 9th, 2007 at 9:27 am

(Addendum to Aug 9th, 2007 at 9:23 am)
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… and put them down the chat room’s trap door.
24 Etay Sep 4th, 2007 at 5:31 pm

Now this person has potential.
25 James D King of Pirates Apr 29th, 2008 at 8:10 am

i was having problems when i first came here to, this site has acceptance all around it, i am an atheist attending a catholic highschool because the only public one is to far and i am not very accepted, when i started to preach the FSM i actually made a few converts, it is grand and great, never insult it.
26 ME DUH May 10th, 2008 at 9:36 am

Yes, you really need some help with your very heavy problems.
May the FSM be with you, my fellow human. (You are a human, aren’t you?)
Peace, Love, and Pirates to all!
RAmen.