are you doing this to get attention no one in there right mind will ever go to the fucking church of the flying spaghetti monster you dumb fucker i hope you die you piece of shit and burn in hell with your fucking god and how did you come up with this bullshit did you get raped in the ass to many times.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Umm…
I hope you know that many people actually are apart of this
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This is just stupid I see why everyone else ignored it.
Well, there’s nothing even really here to criticize, it’s just a string of curse words. It seems to me that many of those who write the more offensive hate mails are younger. What concerns me is that their parents are raising them to be so close-minded and violently opposed to anything that’s different; also, a sense of humor. Shit, if I talked that as a kid I’d have been grounded for weeks.
wow thats prety messed up
Hey…’this guys retarded’..theres no god, ur insult to bobby isn’t impressing your ‘no-god’ or any1 else, can you understand that or is that too complicated?
oooooooo, i’m really scared
What a loving, tolerant religion he must believe in!!!!
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He should get together with this guy.
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http://www.venganza.org/2005/11/25/listen-dumbass-you-think-that.htm
On the seventh day, God would have created punctuation marks. What a shame he must have been too knackered.
May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage.
I’m afraid sir that nobody is going to take you seriously because you have no punctuation. Also, you are missing several question marks in your comment about my religion.
I tell you what, I’ll correct it for you.
‘Are you doing this to get attention? No-one in there right mind will ever go to the fucking church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. You dumb fucker I hope you die you piece of shit and burn in hell with your fucking God. How did you come up with this bullshit, did you get raped in the ass too many times?’
There you go, thats what it would look like if it didnt suck.
sorry, G, but it still sucks.
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no fault of yours.
Well, this guy is right. Nobody is going to go the fucking church of the FSM because there doesn’t seem to be a church to go to. Is there a tent we could rent?
“How did you come up with this bullshit, did you get raped in the ass too many times?”
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I’m somewhat baffled as to exactly how the original poster seems to equate being “raped in the ass too may times” with being a “dumb fucker” who comes up with “bullshit”. It appears that there’s an acceptable number times that one can be raped in the ass, but only when this number is exceeded does one become truly stupid.
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Wow. This guys chocolate starfish must be stretched out to the size of Belgium.
*tsk* the poor grammer these days….
Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge sentence! D-, Revision needed!
Anal rape is no joke, go to jail and find out, we do not have a church only a boat (currently underfunded) and a food.