Who made that darn matter? Yah know the one out in space, millions of years ago and slowly over millions of years became molecules, atoms, millions of planets and stars and live on earth?
Who made that darn matter?
Who made that darn matter? Yah know the one out in space, millions of years ago and slowly over millions of years became molecules, atoms, millions of planets and stars and live on earth?
pasta, to be precise
Why is it that retarded people call everyone who disagrees with them retarded? It makes me snicker.
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We don’t worship a wad of meat wrapped in wheat, we worship the creator of the universe who happens to manifest himself as noodles with two beautiful meat balls.
@You are all retarded
I suppose that you’ll just stick with the celestial boogy-man. At least our God is cool and digs pirates…who are also cool.
RAmen
Taken from uncyclopedia.org (see my user link)
Genuflection
The Pastafarian gesture of worship. While mainly a ritualistic practice, this gesture remains the most powerful yet passive means by which the faithful may deflect the evil influence of science and logic. When confronted by a challenger to the faith, a correctly-executed genuflection will weaken the attacker’s resolve to the point that they are obliged to give up their side of the argument and retreat.
HOW TO GENUFLECT:
STEP 1: Bow the head
STEP 2: Close the eyes
STEP 3: Place the palms of the hands firmly over the ears.
STEP 4: Sing “Lalalalalalalala!” in loud monotone until hoarse.
njoi, nonbelievers
hmm…that’s the same one the xtians use!
//You are all the most retarded bunch of people I’ve of people I have ever seen. You worship a giant wad of meat wrapped in wheat.//
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You want the Beef Wellington Monster site. This is the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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Cap’n Annie, paddling desperately toward the present
@Cap’n Annie
hahahahaha
RAmen
Friends, please get your theology right. His Noodliness did indeed drop all the matter in the universe when He was planning a beer volcano, but He did it in consequence of absent-mindedly picking a lintball from between His Meatball Cheeks (praise be) with His Noodly Appendage. Also, it was between five and six thousand years ago, not billions. He only makes it LOOK like it was that long ago, to play a joke on us (fossils, geology, etc.). Just trying to set you on the right path, brother Pastafarians. All hail our Lord! Praise His Noodliness! RAmen