Who made that darn matter? Yah know the one out in space, millions of years ago and slowly over millions of years became molecules, atoms, millions of planets and stars and live on earth?
Who made that darn matter?
Who made that darn matter? Yah know the one out in space, millions of years ago and slowly over millions of years became molecules, atoms, millions of planets and stars and live on earth?
The Flying Spaghetti Monster, of course.
The big bang was when he got drunk and put a full can of beer into the microwave and it exoploded creating everything.
We have several options:
-FSM
-Big Bang (these first two could both be true simultaneously)
-God (Judeism and Christianity)
-Allah
-All of those scary looking Hindu gods
-Google (no really it’s a religion)
-You (last-thursday.org)
-Whatever the Buddhists think happened
-The Japanese Shintu spirits
Since the Big Bang has been scientifically proven, it’s pretty obvious that this is the correct theory. However, there is not much theory for how the Big Bang came to pass. Pastafarianism has that covered:
The big bang was when he [the FSM] got drunk and put a full can of beer into the microwave and it exoploded creating everything. -James D King of Pirates
There you have it.
The other Pastafarian theory about the Big Bang is that the FSM was a little drunk, was carrying the matter around while planning the beer volcano, he tripped, and it went everywhere.
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