LISTEN DUMBASS YOU THINK THAT

Published November 25th, 2005 by Bobby Henderson

LISTEN DUMBASS YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE SO COOL BECAUSE YOU THINK SOME PUSSY SPAGHETTI MONSTER RULES THE FUCKING WORLD YOU STUPID FUCK YOU NEED TO FIND JESUS YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. IF I WERE YOU I WOULD TAKE MY ASS IN TO ON COMMING TRAFFIC AND LET EVERYBODY KILL YOUR ASS. AND YOU BETTER PRAY TO YOUR GOD THAT I DON’T FIND BECAUSE IF I DO I’M GOING TO JAM AN OAR UP YOUR ASS NEVER MIND I’M SURE YOUR HOMO BOYFRIEND DOES THAT ANYWAY YOU FUCKING DICK. DOES YOUR ASS HURT BECAUSE IF IT DOES THAT MEANS THAT AN OAR IS ALREADY BEEN IN THERE. AND IF I SEE THAT LAST SUPPER PICTURE AGIAN I’M GOING TO PUT ANOTHER OAR UP YOUR ASS AND YOUR GOING TO LOOK FUCKING STUPID WITH TWO OARS JAMMED UP YOUR ASS. YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR A PUSSY AND YOUR HOMO BOYFRIEND IS A PUSSY AND YOUR SISTERS A PUSSY AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY ARE PUSSYS BUT YOUR MOMS NOT SHE A FUCKING IDIOT FOR HAVING YOUR ASS. MY GOD WOULD BITCH SLAP THE HELL OUT OF YOUR FUCKING PUSSY ASS GOD AND SEND THAT MOTHERFUCKER BACK TO HELL AND I HOPE YOU ARE WITH HIM SO YOU AND HIM CAN BURN FOR THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING LIVES AND THEN YOUR FOLLOWERS WILL SEE WHAT A PUSSY YOUR GOD REALLY IS AND THEY WILL TURN TO MY GOD FOR AWNSERS ABOUT WHAT YOU DID AND I WILL TELL THEM THAT YOU WERE A FUCKING HOMO AND SO WAS YOUR GOD. AND IF YOU TRY YOUR SHIT IN HELL THE DEVIL WILL LIKE IT BECAUSE HE’S A FUCKING HOMO TO HIM AND YOUR GOD ARE FUCK HOMO’S TOGETHER AND THEY FUCK YOU UP THE ASS. GOD BLESS SIGNED CHARLES MCMURREY



186 Responses to “LISTEN DUMBASS YOU THINK THAT”

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  1. Booty says:

    PMSL!
    Thanks for bumping this Spider!
    People like this worry about being gay because in their scary bigotted little world gays are threatening and alarming, after all they are soooo gorgeous gay people are bound to find them irresistible ;)
    On a related note I have always been mildly disappointed not to be chatted up by someone of the same sex, it is a bit of an insult that you aren’t attractive enough really ;)
    These loving and caring Christians (?!) feel that calling someone gay is the worst insult EVAR! Whereas I think most of us would be more alarmed if someone said we were homophobic or bigotted or that we had a humour deficit.
    We have recently moved from Gillingham in Kent where the graffiti always accused people of being gay – to which our response was always “Good for them, I hope they are being careful!”
    I think you may have a point with the “protesting too much” bit though, he does go on, doesn’t he?
    And do they have any idea how hard it is to get hold of oars when you live in the middle of the country? I mean, I might enjoy an oar up my arse, don’t know, never tried, haven’t seen them advertised on the adult toys sites though, so it must be quite a specialised occupation ;)
    And, being a nurse in the urology department you do tend to come across the most “popular” activities quite frequently – when they don’t quite go to plan anyway, I am sure I would have heard if oars had become popular lately ;)
    Thanks for the giggle this morning. :)

  2. MarkusMaximus says:

    I’m sure Jesus would be very proud of you for saying that!

  3. Wench Nikky says:

    @Booty
    “I mean, I might enjoy an oar up my arse, don’t know, never tried, haven’t seen them advertised on the adult toys sites though, so it must be quite a specialised occupation ;)
    And, being a nurse in the urology department you do tend to come across the most “popular” activities quite frequently….”
    .
    Hahahahaha………….hahaha
    I love the oars posts too. Always good to see them pop up (in?) ocassionally for a fresh
    insertion.
    RAmen

  4. Booty says:

    Now there’s an image!
    I certainly have witnessed my fair share of foreign bodies in interesting orifices – here’s a tip – if you like putting padlocks around certain parts of your anatomy DON’T THROW THE KEY AWAY! We had to call a locksmith out for one guy – and he charged him a callout fee, and left his card! PMSL! Obviously we have the NHS over here, so the fact he charged him we all found highly amusing :)
    I love my job :)

  5. Wench Nikky says:

    No doubt, the key was misplaced during all the excitement. :O
    Hahahahaha…..how embarrassing….hahahaha

  6. Booty says:

    Oh no, not at all, he was completely unabashed and had deliberately thrown the key away as part of the “game”.
    He was told it would cost him again if he did it again though!
    Funnily enough the NHS don’t employ locksmiths – maybe they should!

  7. Wench Nikky says:

    While extraction of an oar may be right up the alley (so to speak) of your department, I’m assuming a refit would be considered a cosmetic procedure and would require a rather costly specialist. I wonder what such a specialist would be listed under in the phone directory?

  8. Wench Nikky says:

    I realise one could always call Charles, but what if your lucky and live a long, long, long way away from him? Or are very very lucky, like me, and live in another country?

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