LISTEN DUMBASS YOU THINK THAT

Published November 25th, 2005 by Bobby Henderson

LISTEN DUMBASS YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE SO COOL BECAUSE YOU THINK SOME PUSSY SPAGHETTI MONSTER RULES THE FUCKING WORLD YOU STUPID FUCK YOU NEED TO FIND JESUS YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. IF I WERE YOU I WOULD TAKE MY ASS IN TO ON COMMING TRAFFIC AND LET EVERYBODY KILL YOUR ASS. AND YOU BETTER PRAY TO YOUR GOD THAT I DON’T FIND BECAUSE IF I DO I’M GOING TO JAM AN OAR UP YOUR ASS NEVER MIND I’M SURE YOUR HOMO BOYFRIEND DOES THAT ANYWAY YOU FUCKING DICK. DOES YOUR ASS HURT BECAUSE IF IT DOES THAT MEANS THAT AN OAR IS ALREADY BEEN IN THERE. AND IF I SEE THAT LAST SUPPER PICTURE AGIAN I’M GOING TO PUT ANOTHER OAR UP YOUR ASS AND YOUR GOING TO LOOK FUCKING STUPID WITH TWO OARS JAMMED UP YOUR ASS. YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR A PUSSY AND YOUR HOMO BOYFRIEND IS A PUSSY AND YOUR SISTERS A PUSSY AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY ARE PUSSYS BUT YOUR MOMS NOT SHE A FUCKING IDIOT FOR HAVING YOUR ASS. MY GOD WOULD BITCH SLAP THE HELL OUT OF YOUR FUCKING PUSSY ASS GOD AND SEND THAT MOTHERFUCKER BACK TO HELL AND I HOPE YOU ARE WITH HIM SO YOU AND HIM CAN BURN FOR THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING LIVES AND THEN YOUR FOLLOWERS WILL SEE WHAT A PUSSY YOUR GOD REALLY IS AND THEY WILL TURN TO MY GOD FOR AWNSERS ABOUT WHAT YOU DID AND I WILL TELL THEM THAT YOU WERE A FUCKING HOMO AND SO WAS YOUR GOD. AND IF YOU TRY YOUR SHIT IN HELL THE DEVIL WILL LIKE IT BECAUSE HE’S A FUCKING HOMO TO HIM AND YOUR GOD ARE FUCK HOMO’S TOGETHER AND THEY FUCK YOU UP THE ASS. GOD BLESS SIGNED CHARLES MCMURREY



188 Responses to “LISTEN DUMBASS YOU THINK THAT”

  1. keith says:

    *165; Vesuvius. There is no real need to insult you. You do it to yourself.

  2. pinataheart says:

    @165 Vesuvius:
    Though I disagree with the idea that Pastafanarians only have grammar in their arsenal (because, lets face it, they also have the ability to point out every logical fallacy that you have stripping you of all of the pretty lies until you realize that EVERY part of your belief is just a pretty lie and there is no truth foundation.) I will say that many Pastafanarians have the tendency to be over-obsessive about spelling and grammar. As far as I am concerned, as long as a person gets their point across in a clear way and the ideas within those points are logical, then I am fine with what they say. Being so stuck in rules of grammar and language that really don’t add to or take away from the meaning of the words very much confuses me because it is against the entire purpose that language was created for. And we must not forget that grammar is, in fact, a human created concept, just like rules of playing a game and you don’t freak out when someone changes the rules of a game and makes a new game for their own fun, do you? If so then I believe that there may be a part of you psychological development that you have not achieved yet; the concept that many rules are flexible and man-made, an idea that goes against the ideas of absolutes, because no God came down and said that you must use a semi-colon in this or that position, or that this must be spelled “t-h-i-s”, because no god came down and made ANY absolute rules.

  3. Fuck you says:

    They deserved every word but I think the first part should of went like this.LISTEN DUMBFUCKS YOU PUSSYS THINK THAT YOU ARE SO COOL BECAUSE YOU THINK SOME FUCKING GAYASS SPAGHETTI MONSTER RULES THE FUCKING COCK SUKING WORLD! YOU DUMBFUCKS NEED TO FIND JESUS BICH! YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS! IF I WERE YOU I WOULD TAKE MY GAY ASS IN TO ON COMMING TRAFFIC AND LET EVERYBODY KILL YOUR SORRY ASS! AND YOU BETTER PRAY To That gayass god of yours that I don’t wope yo faget asses bich!!!   

    • I.E. says:

      Actually that would be ‘into’. Discrimitatory jerk.

    • v200 says:

      hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, he sounded like a wannabee gangster/ he’s a total jerk/ troll

  4. I.E. says:

    Wow… If his God is anything like him, I want no association whatsoever. Do they really think they’re convincing anyone with their ranting, capslock messages? That’s the sort of thing that scares me away.
    This guy’s so illiterate he probably can’t even read the bible.
    What a fucking asshole.
    Freedom in belief forever!

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