LISTEN DUMBASS YOU THINK THAT

Published November 25th, 2005 by Bobby Henderson

LISTEN DUMBASS YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE SO COOL BECAUSE YOU THINK SOME PUSSY SPAGHETTI MONSTER RULES THE FUCKING WORLD YOU STUPID FUCK YOU NEED TO FIND JESUS YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. IF I WERE YOU I WOULD TAKE MY ASS IN TO ON COMMING TRAFFIC AND LET EVERYBODY KILL YOUR ASS. AND YOU BETTER PRAY TO YOUR GOD THAT I DON’T FIND BECAUSE IF I DO I’M GOING TO JAM AN OAR UP YOUR ASS NEVER MIND I’M SURE YOUR HOMO BOYFRIEND DOES THAT ANYWAY YOU FUCKING DICK. DOES YOUR ASS HURT BECAUSE IF IT DOES THAT MEANS THAT AN OAR IS ALREADY BEEN IN THERE. AND IF I SEE THAT LAST SUPPER PICTURE AGIAN I’M GOING TO PUT ANOTHER OAR UP YOUR ASS AND YOUR GOING TO LOOK FUCKING STUPID WITH TWO OARS JAMMED UP YOUR ASS. YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR A PUSSY AND YOUR HOMO BOYFRIEND IS A PUSSY AND YOUR SISTERS A PUSSY AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY ARE PUSSYS BUT YOUR MOMS NOT SHE A FUCKING IDIOT FOR HAVING YOUR ASS. MY GOD WOULD BITCH SLAP THE HELL OUT OF YOUR FUCKING PUSSY ASS GOD AND SEND THAT MOTHERFUCKER BACK TO HELL AND I HOPE YOU ARE WITH HIM SO YOU AND HIM CAN BURN FOR THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING LIVES AND THEN YOUR FOLLOWERS WILL SEE WHAT A PUSSY YOUR GOD REALLY IS AND THEY WILL TURN TO MY GOD FOR AWNSERS ABOUT WHAT YOU DID AND I WILL TELL THEM THAT YOU WERE A FUCKING HOMO AND SO WAS YOUR GOD. AND IF YOU TRY YOUR SHIT IN HELL THE DEVIL WILL LIKE IT BECAUSE HE’S A FUCKING HOMO TO HIM AND YOUR GOD ARE FUCK HOMO’S TOGETHER AND THEY FUCK YOU UP THE ASS. GOD BLESS SIGNED CHARLES MCMURREY



188 Responses to “LISTEN DUMBASS YOU THINK THAT”

  1. nikkiee says:

    “GOD BLESS SIGNED CHARLES MCMURREY”
    Ahh….nice ending.
    RAmen Charlie

  2. One Oared Marc says:

    Hahahahahaha! Oh, this is great. Oars AND female genitalia. But, the sad thing is that this guy will grow up to be Trent Lott.

  3. nikkiee says:

    Who is Trent Lott?

  4. Kite ( Assclownius Maximus ) says:

    I think your obsession with genitalia is a bit unhealthy, Mr ( or is that Miss? ) Mcmurrey.
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    Don’t worry, our God blesses you too. And he also hopes you will remember that caps lock is not supposed to be on when you type.
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    As a side note, please not try to vomit all over the site again…Whoops, that was just your typing. My mistake.
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    Praise the pasta nad pass the parmesan.
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    May the sauce be with you.
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    RAmen.

  5. One Oared Marc says:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trent_Lott

  6. Wench Nikkiee says:

    oow…yukky!

  7. Alchemist says:

    Well put Charles. I think I’ll go to church tonight, so eloquent was your evangelising.

  8. SaucyWench says:

    So this is where the oar-up-the-butt thing came from. Well, I guess if one you’re into that type of thing, you can contact Charles because he seems to know how to do it properly. What else am I missing by not going to whatever church this guy attends?

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