LISTEN DUMBASS YOU THINK THAT

Published November 25th, 2005 by Bobby Henderson

LISTEN DUMBASS YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE SO COOL BECAUSE YOU THINK SOME PUSSY SPAGHETTI MONSTER RULES THE FUCKING WORLD YOU STUPID FUCK YOU NEED TO FIND JESUS YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. IF I WERE YOU I WOULD TAKE MY ASS IN TO ON COMMING TRAFFIC AND LET EVERYBODY KILL YOUR ASS. AND YOU BETTER PRAY TO YOUR GOD THAT I DON’T FIND BECAUSE IF I DO I’M GOING TO JAM AN OAR UP YOUR ASS NEVER MIND I’M SURE YOUR HOMO BOYFRIEND DOES THAT ANYWAY YOU FUCKING DICK. DOES YOUR ASS HURT BECAUSE IF IT DOES THAT MEANS THAT AN OAR IS ALREADY BEEN IN THERE. AND IF I SEE THAT LAST SUPPER PICTURE AGIAN I’M GOING TO PUT ANOTHER OAR UP YOUR ASS AND YOUR GOING TO LOOK FUCKING STUPID WITH TWO OARS JAMMED UP YOUR ASS. YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR A PUSSY AND YOUR HOMO BOYFRIEND IS A PUSSY AND YOUR SISTERS A PUSSY AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY ARE PUSSYS BUT YOUR MOMS NOT SHE A FUCKING IDIOT FOR HAVING YOUR ASS. MY GOD WOULD BITCH SLAP THE HELL OUT OF YOUR FUCKING PUSSY ASS GOD AND SEND THAT MOTHERFUCKER BACK TO HELL AND I HOPE YOU ARE WITH HIM SO YOU AND HIM CAN BURN FOR THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING LIVES AND THEN YOUR FOLLOWERS WILL SEE WHAT A PUSSY YOUR GOD REALLY IS AND THEY WILL TURN TO MY GOD FOR AWNSERS ABOUT WHAT YOU DID AND I WILL TELL THEM THAT YOU WERE A FUCKING HOMO AND SO WAS YOUR GOD. AND IF YOU TRY YOUR SHIT IN HELL THE DEVIL WILL LIKE IT BECAUSE HE’S A FUCKING HOMO TO HIM AND YOUR GOD ARE FUCK HOMO’S TOGETHER AND THEY FUCK YOU UP THE ASS. GOD BLESS SIGNED CHARLES MCMURREY



188 Responses to “LISTEN DUMBASS YOU THINK THAT”

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  1. Heather says:

    P.S.
    I believe it be a sign from Him that the letter above is in all CAPS, He obviously interveined with His noodley appendage to be sure that all of us could see clearly the very small thoughts spewing from an equally small mind

  2. Pluto says:

    Holding back on beer? The inhuman bastard!

  3. mik says:

    I found jesus. Guy really isn’t living up to the hype. In fact he wasn’t strictly living when I found him. He also had holes in him. FSM doesn’t have holes and FSM lives. FSM / Jesus = ERROR (Can not divide by ZERO).

  4. Davros the Dalek dude says:

    @Pluto Holding back the beers? Isn’t that a Simply Red song?

  5. Pluto says:

    @Davros the Dalek dude
    Could be. Would explain a lot about Mick Hucknall, the fat ginger cunt.

  6. One-eyed Wonderkin says:

    I really don’t like zombies. I try to bury them all over again. JC is a zombie. I can’t believe that a religion worships a zombie. I don’t care who his father is supposed to be, the guy is a zombie!
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  7. Pluto says:

    Yer, but rod zombie made ‘House of a 1000 Corpses’ and ‘Devils Rejects’ and they kicked ass. Still I wouldn’t worship him, maybe his misses but not him.

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