LISTEN DUMBASS YOU THINK THAT

Published November 25th, 2005 by Bobby Henderson

LISTEN DUMBASS YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE SO COOL BECAUSE YOU THINK SOME PUSSY SPAGHETTI MONSTER RULES THE FUCKING WORLD YOU STUPID FUCK YOU NEED TO FIND JESUS YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. IF I WERE YOU I WOULD TAKE MY ASS IN TO ON COMMING TRAFFIC AND LET EVERYBODY KILL YOUR ASS. AND YOU BETTER PRAY TO YOUR GOD THAT I DON’T FIND BECAUSE IF I DO I’M GOING TO JAM AN OAR UP YOUR ASS NEVER MIND I’M SURE YOUR HOMO BOYFRIEND DOES THAT ANYWAY YOU FUCKING DICK. DOES YOUR ASS HURT BECAUSE IF IT DOES THAT MEANS THAT AN OAR IS ALREADY BEEN IN THERE. AND IF I SEE THAT LAST SUPPER PICTURE AGIAN I’M GOING TO PUT ANOTHER OAR UP YOUR ASS AND YOUR GOING TO LOOK FUCKING STUPID WITH TWO OARS JAMMED UP YOUR ASS. YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR A PUSSY AND YOUR HOMO BOYFRIEND IS A PUSSY AND YOUR SISTERS A PUSSY AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY ARE PUSSYS BUT YOUR MOMS NOT SHE A FUCKING IDIOT FOR HAVING YOUR ASS. MY GOD WOULD BITCH SLAP THE HELL OUT OF YOUR FUCKING PUSSY ASS GOD AND SEND THAT MOTHERFUCKER BACK TO HELL AND I HOPE YOU ARE WITH HIM SO YOU AND HIM CAN BURN FOR THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING LIVES AND THEN YOUR FOLLOWERS WILL SEE WHAT A PUSSY YOUR GOD REALLY IS AND THEY WILL TURN TO MY GOD FOR AWNSERS ABOUT WHAT YOU DID AND I WILL TELL THEM THAT YOU WERE A FUCKING HOMO AND SO WAS YOUR GOD. AND IF YOU TRY YOUR SHIT IN HELL THE DEVIL WILL LIKE IT BECAUSE HE’S A FUCKING HOMO TO HIM AND YOUR GOD ARE FUCK HOMO’S TOGETHER AND THEY FUCK YOU UP THE ASS. GOD BLESS SIGNED CHARLES MCMURREY



186 Responses to “LISTEN DUMBASS YOU THINK THAT”

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  1. druidbros says:

    Hey Charles your caps lock is on. And I am just wondering if you talk like that in church?
    I’m guessing the answer is no, if you even attend church. Or maybe its the one you and your half-sister got married in. And the reason you should not have done that is because I think you are just a little more focused on HOMO and COCK. I think you would be a lot happier with your fishing/hunting buddy as your wife.

  2. Nick says:

    You’re gonna get fucked up the ass by Lucifer after I shove oars up there!

    But ya know,
    God bless!

  3. Jenna says:

    OMGZ
    Who has the caps lock on?
    Someone’s in trouble now.
    By the way what is up with the latest fetish for sticking oars up people’s asses?

  4. dak says:

    LOL,

    Hypocrisy in action!

  5. Nowtheworldhasmeaning says:

    Caps lock for the love of FSM please remember to switch off your caps lock. I’d of thought that this was obvious given the fact that you could probably see that everything on your screen was in capital letter.
    .
    CHARLES MCMURREY I’d also like to say that I am glad you found God whilst you were in prison!

  6. TRIX says:

    CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!!1!!
    Yah, why oars? That REALLY, REALLY, not cool.
    .
    PS: You’re really stupid, aren’t you?

  7. nikkiee says:

    Ahhh……ding ding…that is where the other two oars came from.
    .
    “YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR A PUSSY AND YOUR HOMO BOYFRIEND IS A PUSSY AND YOUR SISTERS A PUSSY AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY ARE PUSSYS…..”
    .
    Meoww

  8. nikkiee says:

    For the follow up story, please visit:
    http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/03/your-god-is-a-homo.htm
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    One more oar and they’ll be four. You won’t have to go around in circles anymore bobby.

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