LISTEN DUMBASS YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE SO COOL BECAUSE YOU THINK SOME PUSSY SPAGHETTI MONSTER RULES THE FUCKING WORLD YOU STUPID FUCK YOU NEED TO FIND JESUS YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. IF I WERE YOU I WOULD TAKE MY ASS IN TO ON COMMING TRAFFIC AND LET EVERYBODY KILL YOUR ASS. AND YOU BETTER PRAY TO YOUR GOD THAT I DON’T FIND BECAUSE IF I DO I’M GOING TO JAM AN OAR UP YOUR ASS NEVER MIND I’M SURE YOUR HOMO BOYFRIEND DOES THAT ANYWAY YOU FUCKING DICK. DOES YOUR ASS HURT BECAUSE IF IT DOES THAT MEANS THAT AN OAR IS ALREADY BEEN IN THERE. AND IF I SEE THAT LAST SUPPER PICTURE AGIAN I’M GOING TO PUT ANOTHER OAR UP YOUR ASS AND YOUR GOING TO LOOK FUCKING STUPID WITH TWO OARS JAMMED UP YOUR ASS. YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR A PUSSY AND YOUR HOMO BOYFRIEND IS A PUSSY AND YOUR SISTERS A PUSSY AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY ARE PUSSYS BUT YOUR MOMS NOT SHE A FUCKING IDIOT FOR HAVING YOUR ASS. MY GOD WOULD BITCH SLAP THE HELL OUT OF YOUR FUCKING PUSSY ASS GOD AND SEND THAT MOTHERFUCKER BACK TO HELL AND I HOPE YOU ARE WITH HIM SO YOU AND HIM CAN BURN FOR THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING LIVES AND THEN YOUR FOLLOWERS WILL SEE WHAT A PUSSY YOUR GOD REALLY IS AND THEY WILL TURN TO MY GOD FOR AWNSERS ABOUT WHAT YOU DID AND I WILL TELL THEM THAT YOU WERE A FUCKING HOMO AND SO WAS YOUR GOD. AND IF YOU TRY YOUR SHIT IN HELL THE DEVIL WILL LIKE IT BECAUSE HE’S A FUCKING HOMO TO HIM AND YOUR GOD ARE FUCK HOMO’S TOGETHER AND THEY FUCK YOU UP THE ASS. GOD BLESS SIGNED CHARLES MCMURREY
LISTEN DUMBASS YOU THINK THAT
Published by Bobby Henderson November 25th, 2005 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 167 Comments
167 Responses to “LISTEN DUMBASS YOU THINK THAT”
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@neal
henderob is bobby Henderson
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It always amazes me that these ignorant fucks never use proper grammar… Just a thought.
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wow! are American’s really this dumb and in-eloquent? No.. seriously now. Did that guy seriously think that any of us were suddenly going to go “Oh my gosh! An oar up my bum?! Well gosh! I had better convert to Christianity!” JESUS!! Please save me from caps-lock and oars up the pooper! Maybe I will get a Catholic priest to ram his holy cock up my ass, therefore blocking any attempt to shove an oar or two up there.
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i r liking ur grammars
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Sometimes I think people just make up stuff and send it to Bobby to make fun of Christians.
Well at this one was understandable.
Sort of.
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“YOU NEED TO FIND JESUS YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER.”
This definitely makes me want to find Jesus.
You don’t attack someone to convert them. That’s what Romans are for.
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SOMEONE NEEDS TO LEARN TO TAKE CAPS LOCK OFF.
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Wow.
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I kinda like to be hated a little
rAMEN
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I see the FSM has pressed your Caps lock. For what reason, we do not know, but I’m sure there is one.
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that does not sound a very christian thing to say oh here to piss you off more…
EXAMPLES OF CHRISTIANS WHO REALLY SUCK
A Christian’s Guide To Small Arms (http://www.frii.com/~gosplow/cgsa.html)
Ummm…the title says it all. This is an link to an actual self-professed Christian who is selling a book telling just want kind of weaponry God WANTS them to buy.
Strategy To Stop Legalized Abortion (http://www.christiangallery.com/strategy.html)
Even those of you who may disagree with abortion may be SHOCKED at this site. Basically, the strategy is to secede from the US via nuclear warfare. This is not a joke.
Creators’ Rights’ Party Song Site (http://www.christiangallery.com/songsite.html)
This would just be funny if it didn’t express so much hate. A man who seems to be under the impression that he has some sort of musical talent sings “christian” songs in Real Audio. I’m sorry!
Jack Chick (http://www.revolting.com/1.2/chick/chick.html)
You know those little comics you find on subways? Here’s info on the psycho himself.
List of People Murdered By God (http://www.psnw.com/~punx/ed/listgod.html)
There are thousands listed…and thats only the ones ACTUALLY DOCUMENTED in the BIBLE !
The Christian Horror Picture Show (http://www.paranoia.com/~wcs/contents.htm)
Drawings, photos, and representations of nasty things the Christian Church has done over the centuries.
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… And They Fuck You Up the Ass. God Bless, Indeed!
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….wait…you’re saying… your imaginary friend’s gonna beat up our imaginary friend? STFU!!! Our imaginary friend is BETTER!!! LOSER!!! your imaginary friend just lost the game, sucker…
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It looks like someone has an oar fetish.
I counted forty-eight accounts of obscene language, threats, and general un-Christian actions.
I’m not going to dissect your arguement because, for one, it’s not an arguement. It’s a series of caps lock’d threats that really don’t make much sense.
And unlike you, I don’t fear my fellow men who like their fellow men. What they do with their oar fetishes doesn’t concern me.
If I felt you were worth it, I’d have you arrested for online harassment. After that rant of yours you would be fired from the burger joint you work at, likely discommunicated from whatever twisted church that created you, and I would personally make sure that it shows up on national television.
But you’re not worth it.
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u pastafarians are morons. your only insults to us christians are that we use bad grammar. come up with some real insults bud
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Ah, the naked hate of the religion of love.
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What the hell is this crap??? You guys should all just shut up GOD DOES NOT RESPECT YOUR ACTIONS TO ONE ANOTHER.
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