LISTEN DUMBASS YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE SO COOL BECAUSE YOU THINK SOME PUSSY SPAGHETTI MONSTER RULES THE FUCKING WORLD YOU STUPID FUCK YOU NEED TO FIND JESUS YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. IF I WERE YOU I WOULD TAKE MY ASS IN TO ON COMMING TRAFFIC AND LET EVERYBODY KILL YOUR ASS. AND YOU BETTER PRAY TO YOUR GOD THAT I DON’T FIND BECAUSE IF I DO I’M GOING TO JAM AN OAR UP YOUR ASS NEVER MIND I’M SURE YOUR HOMO BOYFRIEND DOES THAT ANYWAY YOU FUCKING DICK. DOES YOUR ASS HURT BECAUSE IF IT DOES THAT MEANS THAT AN OAR IS ALREADY BEEN IN THERE. AND IF I SEE THAT LAST SUPPER PICTURE AGIAN I’M GOING TO PUT ANOTHER OAR UP YOUR ASS AND YOUR GOING TO LOOK FUCKING STUPID WITH TWO OARS JAMMED UP YOUR ASS. YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR A PUSSY AND YOUR HOMO BOYFRIEND IS A PUSSY AND YOUR SISTERS A PUSSY AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY ARE PUSSYS BUT YOUR MOMS NOT SHE A FUCKING IDIOT FOR HAVING YOUR ASS. MY GOD WOULD BITCH SLAP THE HELL OUT OF YOUR FUCKING PUSSY ASS GOD AND SEND THAT MOTHERFUCKER BACK TO HELL AND I HOPE YOU ARE WITH HIM SO YOU AND HIM CAN BURN FOR THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING LIVES AND THEN YOUR FOLLOWERS WILL SEE WHAT A PUSSY YOUR GOD REALLY IS AND THEY WILL TURN TO MY GOD FOR AWNSERS ABOUT WHAT YOU DID AND I WILL TELL THEM THAT YOU WERE A FUCKING HOMO AND SO WAS YOUR GOD. AND IF YOU TRY YOUR SHIT IN HELL THE DEVIL WILL LIKE IT BECAUSE HE’S A FUCKING HOMO TO HIM AND YOUR GOD ARE FUCK HOMO’S TOGETHER AND THEY FUCK YOU UP THE ASS. GOD BLESS SIGNED CHARLES MCMURREY
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
@Davros the Dalek dude
Could be. Would explain a lot about Mick Hucknall, the fat ginger cunt.
I really don’t like zombies. I try to bury them all over again. JC is a zombie. I can’t believe that a religion worships a zombie. I don’t care who his father is supposed to be, the guy is a zombie!
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Yer, but rod zombie made ‘House of a 1000 Corpses’ and ‘Devils Rejects’ and they kicked ass. Still I wouldn’t worship him, maybe his misses but not him.
D: pictures don’t work.
http://www.marcofolio.net/images/stories/fun/imagedump/demotivational_posters/capslock.jpg
sorry, Rob Zombie. Rod Zombie is the pornstar version.
@Nervous Light
Nice, should be on the submission page case they forget
You know henderob if you stick two oars up somebody’s ass, there will be no rooms for gerbils. Maybe you have room, but I’m sure you are the exception.
BTW, Charles, any relation to Fred McMurray?
You know it would be really cool to have some show like 20/20 do a profile on Charles McMuray. Show us the man behind the brilliant prose. They’ve done it for other men of letters like Norman Mailer, so why not this guy?
@neal
henderob is bobby Henderson
It always amazes me that these ignorant fucks never use proper grammar… Just a thought.
wow! are American’s really this dumb and in-eloquent? No.. seriously now. Did that guy seriously think that any of us were suddenly going to go “Oh my gosh! An oar up my bum?! Well gosh! I had better convert to Christianity!” JESUS!! Please save me from caps-lock and oars up the pooper! Maybe I will get a Catholic priest to ram his holy cock up my ass, therefore blocking any attempt to shove an oar or two up there.
i r liking ur grammars
Sometimes I think people just make up stuff and send it to Bobby to make fun of Christians.
Well at this one was understandable.
Sort of.
“YOU NEED TO FIND JESUS YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER.”
This definitely makes me want to find Jesus.
You don’t attack someone to convert them. That’s what Romans are for.
SOMEONE NEEDS TO LEARN TO TAKE CAPS LOCK OFF.
Wow.