Comments on: Who made that darn matter? http://www.venganza.org/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/ Fri, 12 Mar 2010 04:57:54 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: ME DUH http://www.venganza.org/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-438579 ME DUH Sat, 10 May 2008 15:46:21 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-438579 The other Pastafarian theory about the Big Bang is that the FSM was a little drunk, was carrying the matter around while planning the beer volcano, he tripped, and it went everywhere. The other Pastafarian theory about the Big Bang is that the FSM was a little drunk, was carrying the matter around while planning the beer volcano, he tripped, and it went everywhere.

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]]> By: ME DUH http://www.venganza.org/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-438577 ME DUH Sat, 10 May 2008 15:45:06 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-438577 We have several options: -FSM -Big Bang (these first two could both be true simultaneously) -God (Judeism and Christianity) -Allah -All of those scary looking Hindu gods -Google (no really it's a religion) -You (last-thursday.org) -Whatever the Buddhists think happened -The Japanese Shintu spirits Since the Big Bang has been scientifically proven, it's pretty obvious that this is the correct theory. However, there is not much theory for how the Big Bang came to pass. Pastafarianism has that covered: The big bang was when he [the FSM] got drunk and put a full can of beer into the microwave and it exoploded creating everything. -James D King of Pirates There you have it. We have several options:
-FSM
-Big Bang (these first two could both be true simultaneously)
-God (Judeism and Christianity)
-Allah
-All of those scary looking Hindu gods
-Google (no really it’s a religion)
-You (last-thursday.org)
-Whatever the Buddhists think happened
-The Japanese Shintu spirits

Since the Big Bang has been scientifically proven, it’s pretty obvious that this is the correct theory. However, there is not much theory for how the Big Bang came to pass. Pastafarianism has that covered:
The big bang was when he [the FSM] got drunk and put a full can of beer into the microwave and it exoploded creating everything. -James D King of Pirates
There you have it.

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]]> By: James D King of Pirates http://www.venganza.org/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-414308 James D King of Pirates Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:13:42 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-414308 The big bang was when he got drunk and put a full can of beer into the microwave and it exoploded creating everything. The big bang was when he got drunk and put a full can of beer into the microwave and it exoploded creating everything.

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]]> By: Etay http://www.venganza.org/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-185737 Etay Wed, 05 Sep 2007 00:33:52 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-185737 The Flying Spaghetti Monster, of course. The Flying Spaghetti Monster, of course.

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]]> By: Ozymandias http://www.venganza.org/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-33196 Ozymandias Tue, 02 Jan 2007 01:14:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-33196 Friends, please get your theology right. His Noodliness did indeed drop all the matter in the universe when He was planning a beer volcano, but He did it in consequence of absent-mindedly picking a lintball from between His Meatball Cheeks (praise be) with His Noodly Appendage. Also, it was between five and six thousand years ago, not billions. He only makes it LOOK like it was that long ago, to play a joke on us (fossils, geology, etc.). Just trying to set you on the right path, brother Pastafarians. All hail our Lord! Praise His Noodliness! RAmen Friends, please get your theology right. His Noodliness did indeed drop all the matter in the universe when He was planning a beer volcano, but He did it in consequence of absent-mindedly picking a lintball from between His Meatball Cheeks (praise be) with His Noodly Appendage. Also, it was between five and six thousand years ago, not billions. He only makes it LOOK like it was that long ago, to play a joke on us (fossils, geology, etc.). Just trying to set you on the right path, brother Pastafarians. All hail our Lord! Praise His Noodliness! RAmen

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]]> By: Wench Nikky http://www.venganza.org/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-31382 Wench Nikky Wed, 27 Dec 2006 08:29:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-31382 @Cap'n Annie hahahahaha RAmen @Cap’n Annie

hahahahaha
RAmen

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]]> By: Cap'n Annie http://www.venganza.org/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-31381 Cap'n Annie Wed, 27 Dec 2006 08:14:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-31381 //You are all the most retarded bunch of people I’ve of people I have ever seen. You worship a giant wad of meat wrapped in wheat.// . You want the Beef Wellington Monster site. This is the Flying Spaghetti Monster. . Cap'n Annie, paddling desperately toward the present //You are all the most retarded bunch of people I’ve of people I have ever seen. You worship a giant wad of meat wrapped in wheat.//
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You want the Beef Wellington Monster site. This is the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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Cap’n Annie, paddling desperately toward the present

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]]> By: Pastafarian #678,954 http://www.venganza.org/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-28954 Pastafarian #678,954 Tue, 19 Dec 2006 06:48:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-28954 hmm...that's the same one the xtians use! hmm…that’s the same one the xtians use!

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]]> By: tha beast from tha east http://www.venganza.org/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-28950 tha beast from tha east Tue, 19 Dec 2006 06:27:43 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-28950 Taken from uncyclopedia.org (see my user link) Genuflection The Pastafarian gesture of worship. While mainly a ritualistic practice, this gesture remains the most powerful yet passive means by which the faithful may deflect the evil influence of science and logic. When confronted by a challenger to the faith, a correctly-executed genuflection will weaken the attacker's resolve to the point that they are obliged to give up their side of the argument and retreat. HOW TO GENUFLECT: STEP 1: Bow the head STEP 2: Close the eyes STEP 3: Place the palms of the hands firmly over the ears. STEP 4: Sing "Lalalalalalalala!" in loud monotone until hoarse. njoi, nonbelievers Taken from uncyclopedia.org (see my user link)

Genuflection
The Pastafarian gesture of worship. While mainly a ritualistic practice, this gesture remains the most powerful yet passive means by which the faithful may deflect the evil influence of science and logic. When confronted by a challenger to the faith, a correctly-executed genuflection will weaken the attacker’s resolve to the point that they are obliged to give up their side of the argument and retreat.
HOW TO GENUFLECT:

STEP 1: Bow the head

STEP 2: Close the eyes

STEP 3: Place the palms of the hands firmly over the ears.

STEP 4: Sing “Lalalalalalalala!” in loud monotone until hoarse.

njoi, nonbelievers

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]]> By: Spotted Zebra http://www.venganza.org/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-28905 Spotted Zebra Tue, 19 Dec 2006 03:36:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-28905 @You are all retarded I suppose that you'll just stick with the celestial boogy-man. At least our God is cool and digs pirates...who are also cool. RAmen @You are all retarded
I suppose that you’ll just stick with the celestial boogy-man. At least our God is cool and digs pirates…who are also cool.
RAmen

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]]> By: Fr. Corpus Callosum http://www.venganza.org/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-28903 Fr. Corpus Callosum Tue, 19 Dec 2006 03:34:16 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-28903 Why is it that retarded people call everyone who disagrees with them retarded? It makes me snicker. . We don't worship a wad of meat wrapped in wheat, we worship the creator of the universe who happens to manifest himself as noodles with two beautiful meat balls. Why is it that retarded people call everyone who disagrees with them retarded? It makes me snicker.
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We don’t worship a wad of meat wrapped in wheat, we worship the creator of the universe who happens to manifest himself as noodles with two beautiful meat balls.

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]]> By: 200hz http://www.venganza.org/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-28896 200hz Tue, 19 Dec 2006 03:02:54 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-28896 pasta, to be precise pasta, to be precise

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]]> By: You are all retarded http://www.venganza.org/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-28893 You are all retarded Tue, 19 Dec 2006 02:54:26 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-28893 You are all the most retarded bunch of people I've of people I have ever seen. You worship a giant wad of meat wrapped in wheat. You are all the most retarded bunch of people I’ve of people I have ever seen. You worship a giant wad of meat wrapped in wheat.

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]]> By: 200hz http://www.venganza.org/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-28884 200hz Tue, 19 Dec 2006 02:24:57 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-28884 ?Quantum effects?->Big Bang->energy->subatomic particles->atoms->molecules You know the rest ?Quantum effects?->Big Bang->energy->subatomic particles->atoms->molecules
You know the rest

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]]> By: nikkiee http://www.venganza.org/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-16558 nikkiee Sat, 18 Nov 2006 03:30:52 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-16558 FSM is very good at these physical forces. A master in fact. FSM is very good at these physical forces. A master in fact.

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]]> By: nikkiee http://www.venganza.org/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-16541 nikkiee Sat, 18 Nov 2006 02:10:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-16541 Who made that darn matter?........became molecules....... Electronegativity of elements and gravity? Who made that darn matter?……..became molecules…….
Electronegativity of elements and gravity?

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]]> By: TRIX http://www.venganza.org/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-16524 TRIX Sat, 18 Nov 2006 01:17:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-16524 Yah, He dropped it alright. Hit us like an explosion, called, oh yeah, THE BIG BANG. This fool thinks it millions. Ho' it was BILLIONS of years ago. Where's the 'Idiot-Raid'? Yah, He dropped it alright. Hit us like an explosion, called, oh yeah, THE BIG BANG.
This fool thinks it millions. Ho’ it was BILLIONS of years ago.
Where’s the ‘Idiot-Raid’?

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]]> By: nikkiee http://www.venganza.org/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-16517 nikkiee Sat, 18 Nov 2006 00:56:38 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-16517 @Just Nick "The Flying spaghetti monster made the matter." I heard, (may just be a rumour), His Noodliness was carrying it around whilst wandering around planning the beer volcano, got a bit loose and dropped it, sending it everywhere? @Just Nick
“The Flying spaghetti monster made the matter.”

I heard, (may just be a rumour), His Noodliness was carrying it around whilst wandering around planning the beer volcano, got a bit loose and dropped it, sending it everywhere?

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]]> By: Just Guess http://www.venganza.org/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-16510 Just Guess Sat, 18 Nov 2006 00:47:55 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-16510 Okay, let me see if I've got the timeline right time became molecules -> molecules formed atoms -> atoms became planets -> stars were born -> planets & stars came to live on Earth Okay, let me see if I’ve got the timeline right

time became molecules -> molecules formed atoms -> atoms became planets -> stars were born -> planets & stars came to live on Earth

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]]> By: Just Nick http://www.venganza.org/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-11 Just Nick Thu, 17 Aug 2006 18:57:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2005/11/15/who-made-that-darn-matter/#comment-11 The Flying spaghetti monster made the matter. We've totally covered this. The Flying spaghetti monster made the matter.
We’ve totally covered this.

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