i believe your theory of FSMism is completely unsensable and wierd. noone knows what heaven looks like u cant go there untilk your dead What is the ACLU? im pagan a real religious person, and i am no heathen get a life please and wow Spagetti get some morals stipper factory Daniel Silverthorne
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Pagan my ass.
Heh.
I bet you know nothing about paganism.
Actually the concept of the FSM makes quite a bit of sense if you take a moment to think it over. As for you being Pagan, that is something I seriously doubt. You see I myself am Pagan, to be precise Appalachian Druid. Most Pagan religions teach people not to be followers who are unable think for themselves. To a Pagan the idealism encompassed by the FSM movement is quite logical in nature as it teaches on to think for ones self and not to accept blindly what one is told or taught. Accept nothing as fact question everything even the very nature of the universe, existence and the Gods (if you are so inclined to believe in a God or Gods).
Stripper Factory - Check
Beer Volcanoes as far as the eye can see - Check
Sounds good to me. Let’s believe.
Why does it seem like everyone who talks down about our religion have horrible reasons and even worse grammar? It’s almost pitiful enough enough to think that someone from within our community is posting them just to try make the true bigots look bad. Too bad no one here actually has to try to do that; they do it all my themselves.
P.S. I know I just made myself look stupid by typing, “enough” in twice.
It seems like all the hate mail that we get comes from christians or christians pretending to not be christians.
Dude, how do you not know what the ACLU is? Better question, how did you not Wikipedia and/or Google it?
See ya later “stripper factory Daniel Silverthorne” (wow, a whole stripper factory hates us… must be the VD one in Hell)
I find it completely interesting that My friend Keenan Cameron created this “hate Mail” in my name. I am Daniel and I just stumbled apon with while googliing myself with friends. I have never heard of this Church thus… I am suprised I have posted about it.
Anywho I don’t care a hoot what you believe, if its in a pasta monster, or God, or mother earth. But i wish people would not post as me!
By the way, my dog tags in the military said pagan for seven years, and I am a firm pagan and also a pastafarian, no conflicto. As a polytheist, I can believe in as many deities as I choose, and if my supreme deity wishes me to see him as a big Spaghetti Monster, I shall lift my fork on high! and turn to all my other deities for matters he couldn’t give a rigatoni about.
RAmen!
WE know what heaven looks like because our god hates surprises, so he told us early.
Impressive run-on sentence. Interesting that he is able to use a question mark but not a period.
YOU get a life. You’re the one going on the website of a religion you don’t believe in, just to criticize the religion.
RAmen.