Do not push God too far. Hhe only has so much patience. God Bless
Don Elflein
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
*phail*
thats the stupidest comment iv ever read
I know, he visited me in my sleep in a pink clown costume with wings and a monkey on his shoulder and told me…..’STOP PUSHING ME!’
How do you know how much patience your God supposedly has? How arrogant of you to claim to not only know the one true deity, but also the breadth and depth of his psychological attributes! Give me a break.
Bravo, Elmo!
;) thx Djjack!
gonna have to agree with djjack on this one…..if god cares this much about a joke, then the dude needs to grow a sence of humor, jeeze.
*ahem*
Do not push logic too far. Some angry scientist may inject sarin into your eyeballs.
Penne Bless-Max
I hate when that happens!
“Do not push God too far. Hhe only has so much patience. God Bless
Don Elflein”
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According to the Pope he has Infinite patience,
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..oh sorry Don infinite means that he will not run out.
Rape, murder, incest, torture, abuse, racism, pollution, deforestation… continuing every single day. Yet the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the thing that’s going to cause God’s patience to run out?
Give me a break. If the God in your head actually exists, the human species would have been destroyed by now.
Fair enough. *I* would get bored of a computer game after 6000 years of playing too! Especially if it had only taken 6 days to create it.
May we all be touched by His Noodly Appendage. *His* patience is infinite.
Consider this: God is, quite simply, everything. I’m not going to elablorate much, but let’s just say that means God is also the collective representation of patience. If that were the case, I’d say HIS (not Hhis) patience wouldn’t really ever just “run out”. Besides, if he really is everything, he doesn’t have to KILL us per say, just erase us.
Patience is supposed to be a virtue, right?
@ Etay
Since when does the christian god have any virtues?
what happened to the “always forgiving and eternal patience”? did he go back to being an incestloving sadist again? that was an interesting god yet very pathetic.